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#894839
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What didn't you like about TFA? <em>SPOILERS</em>
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SilverWook said:

hydrospanner said:

Lord Haseo said:

Good question and a possible reason is that perhaps after 5 or so years Force Ghosts must leave this plane and move onto into the afterlife or “the netherworld of The Force” as Yoda called it in ROTS

This makes sense too. You’d think they couldn’t just appear forever and the length of time and who they are able to manifest themselves too might have some limitations.

In Heir To The Empire, Obi Wan appears to Luke for the last time with just such an explanation, having lingered too long already. Yoda and Anakin apparently never appeared to Luke again after the end of ROTJ.

We know that Disney will be taking cues from Legends. Who’s to say they didn’t take this one?

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#894835
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What didn't you like about TFA? <em>SPOILERS</em>
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Smoking Lizard said:

TV’s Frink said:
For most of these situations there are many plausible explanations (see the lightsaber on Cloud City discussion),

Indeed. Because it is entirely plausible that Luke’s lightsaber fell down the main shaft at Bespin; got sucked into one of those, what, dozens of exhaust ducts; got caught up somehow, thereby preventing it from falling out and down to the fiery surface of the gas giant; was then found by someone or some thing in the duct (or wherever the duct may dump out or collect); recognized by that someone or some thing as something worth not throwing in the junk pile; then taken to – out of literally millions of planets in the galaxy – Maz Kanata, where she put it neatly in a box. In a box, to be given, someday, to someone, whom she met literally 10 or 15 minutes earlier.

Indeed, that is, in your words, an entirely “plausible explanation.”

That’s just as likely as him falling down and surviving but we can attribute “The will of The Force” to that but why can’t we apply it to this situation? Or why could it have been dumb luck that that lightsaber was found? The law of probability is a thing and if you haven’t noticed luck seems to be a motif in Star Wars.

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#894816
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What didn't you like about TFA? <em>SPOILERS</em>
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Smoking Lizard said:

Lord Haseo said:

And like I said before it’s more likely that he would tell his close friends and his students at the academy then telling the entire galaxy. Also seeing as how the Galaxy can’t decide who Han Solo is there’s no saying as to whether the entirety of the galaxy in it’s totality would accept Luke’s news.

The galaxy’s opinion isn’t the subject; the subject is whether or not Luke would have shared the good news of Vader’s redemption with his nephew Ben Solo (Kylo Ren).

EDIT:

Also maybe Kylo Ren is in denial over Vader turning to good. I remember bringing that up too.

At some point Ben Solo was good, yes? Otherwise Luke would have felt Ben was evil and not attempted to train him as a Jedi. So I think it’s safe to assume that before Ben became Ren he was a good, or mostly good person…yes? And then at some point, as Leia said in the movie, Snoke turned him to the Dark Side.

OK PAUSE RIGHT THERE! At this point…at this juncture…as Ben is transitioning to Ren, WHY WOULDN’T ANAKIN’S GHOST APPEAR TO BEN TO TALK HIM OUT OF IT?!

Good question and a possible reason is that perhaps after 5 or so years Force Ghosts must leave this plane and move onto into the afterlife or “the netherworld of The Force” as Yoda called it in ROTS

If he DID, then why is Ren “praying” to Vader’s helmet?

hydrospanner said:

I am also understanding that Ren views Darth Vader as the true personality of his grandfather and that reedeemed Anakin was just a corrupted version of him. So even if a force ghost talked to him he might dismiss it as not his true character or some sort of Jedi trickery.

also let’s not forget that Kylo Ren is kind of crazy

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#894795
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What didn't you like about TFA? <em>SPOILERS</em>
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hydrospanner said:

I am also understanding that Ren views Darth Vader as the true personality of his grandfather and that reedeemed Anakin was just a corrupted version of him. So even if a force ghost talked to him he might dismiss it as not his true character or some sort of Jedi trickery.

This might be true. What we’ve seen of Kylo Ren (especially after he killed his father) is that this kid has some issues. Who knows what’s going through this man’s head.

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#894786
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What didn't you like about TFA? <em>SPOILERS</em>
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Smoking Lizard said:

TV’s Frink said:
And how do you know Luke told anyone what really happened anyway? He could have easily wanted to keep the whole thing to himself.

That’s been suggested somewhere before, but in my mind, it’s absurd. To understand why it’s absurd is a bit complex, and many people won’t take the time to digest it, but it is absurd.

Here’s why: Vader’s redemption is probably the happiest, greatest thing that has ever happened to Luke and a shining example of how GOOD TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL.

With Yoda’s passing, Luke is now the only champion of the Jedi Knights. He’s the only one. It is his duty, his calling, to tell a whole new generation about the Light Side of the Force and warn them away from the terrible dangers of the Dark Side.

So as the new Head Chief Jedi, Luke’s job, Luke’s duty, would be to spread the message of the power of the Light over the Dark. As Yoda said, the Dark is not more powerful, but it’s easier and seductive and must be resisted.

There simply would be no better story, no better evidence, no better shining example of how GOOD TRIUMPHS OVER EVIL than the story of Luke’s very own father.

That is not something he’d just keep to himself.

And like I said before it’s more likely that he would tell his close friends and his students at the academy then telling the entire galaxy. Also seeing as how the Galaxy can’t decide who Han Solo is there’s no saying as to whether the entirety of the galaxy in it’s totality would accept Luke’s news.

EDIT:

Also maybe Kylo Ren is in denial over Vader turning to good. I remember bringing that up too.

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#894767
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What didn't you like about TFA? <em>SPOILERS</em>
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TV’s Frink said:

Bosk said:

TV’s Frink said:

Bosk said:

Any review is promotion, bad ones will make people want to see it even more to make their own judgment call.

Then no review is valid. So again, what is your point?

The majority of people (i’m not saying you or anyone on here) are susceptible to being manipulated to ‘Like’ a film through the media they consume, they are victims of ideological manipulation. My point is Disney don’t give a shit if they make a decent Star Wars film as has been said they don’t even need people to see the film as they will make more money on the franchise than the actual film.

Disney might not care but I believe JJ definitely cared, and it shows. You will of course disagree and that of course is fine.

Kasden cared too. I hope to fuck I’m not challenged on this one.

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#894741
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What didn't you like about TFA? <em>SPOILERS</em>
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Post Praetorian said:

Bosk said:

This review says all I will ever need to say about it http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-mh-star-wars-the-force-awakens-stinks-20151226-column.html

“watching “The Force Awakens,” I felt as though I was being shown a trailer for the next four movies in the series”.

This review is closer to my own experience…the sensation that I had been manipulated into paying to see an encore performance…

To be honest that’s how I feel every time I watch ANH. I walk away really enjoying the film but I always regard ESB and ROTJ as having the more important moments and that in turn makes me want to watch the others.

The fact that I feel this way about both films bodes well IMO

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#894696
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What didn't you like about TFA? <em>SPOILERS</em>
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TV’s Frink said:

Smoking Lizard said:

  • After Poe and Finn crash land on Jakku, why did Poe leave Jakku without the map and BB-8? Retrieving the map was the very reason he was sent to Jakku in the first place, wasn’t it? THIS IS NOT A NITPICK.

You are right, its not a nitpick. It’s flawed analysis. As was already explained to you, he would obviously leave Jakku as soon as the rebellion spy droid notified the rebellion that BB-8 was not on Jakku.

This is why I can’t take you seriously when you complain about things in the movie. Other people have legitimate complaints. You have a bunch of stuff that isn’t supported by the actual events in the movie.

Can I just post your initial response to his “criticism” of the film? I feel as though you picked him apart better than I did.

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#894666
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The Force Awakens : Fan Edit Ideas
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daneditor said:

To be honest, after seeing TFA for a third time I’ve made my peace with the Starkiller Base. It’s quite a neat idea to have it kill a star while taking the word starkiller… it’s quite clever, in admittedly a wholly unoriginal way.

The main issue I can’t seem to make peace with is the map. That whole mcguffin doesn’t seem to have been thought out.

A) why would someone who doesn’t want to get found make a map to his location?

It’s a contingency. He goes off and destroys his ship so he can’t return of his own accord but if the galaxy should ever need him those who know him would be able to find him.

B) why does Artoo have some of the map and Max Von Sydow have the rest?

So if Kylo or Snoke should come looking for him they would have to acquire both pieces of the map. Yet another contingency.

C) why does Artoo wake up suddenly out of the blue and remember he has the map?

JJ Abrams explained this with a in universe explanation but we all know it’s a plot convenience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOCC5I1rhWA

D) why did no one think to check Artoo all the time he was catatonic in case he had a map to his old owner?

Maybe they did and the files were hidden. Like hidden hidden.

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#894654
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The Force Awakens: Official Review Thread - ** SPOILERS **
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TV’s Frink said:

Bingowings said:

Rey is definitely the lead, in the way Luke was. Finn is more like Leia in being a potential love interest and if the Poe Dameron fan theories come to anything it’s a potential triangle with Finn as the critical vertex.

I think Rey and Poe will fight over Finn.

I wouldn’t mind this…too bad Finn is forever encumbered by the shackles of the friendzone

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#894565
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What didn't you like about TFA? <em>SPOILERS</em>
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Bosk said:

TV’s Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Since I’m here, I may as well get the following off my chest:

While I’m still predisposed to regarding TFA as uninspired brouhaha, Bosk and Smoking Lizard have left me feeling way more sympathetic towards the film than I would have otherwise. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone bend over as far backwards as they to find reasons to loathe something, and I’ve done plenty of backward-bending in my time.

I mean, this right here says more about Bosk and Smoking Lizard than I could ever possibly say.

I didn’t need to bend over to see what I actually saw on the screen, which in MY opinion is a terrible film. I’m not trying to justify it to myself merely enlighten the nieve that think it’s actually a good film bu outlining my own reasons for disliking it, which I may add are now echoed all over the net so it’s not just me!

Well seeing you and Smoking Lizard have verged into not only having a less than rudimentary understanding of the film itself and have spewed half truths and even a few outright false hoods (Not that I haven’t gotten a couple of facts wrong while debating about TFA) one needs to examine the merit of that “opinion”. Which is highly unusual because opinions are subjective. I have seen people on here who don’t like TFA but didn’t resort the methods you and Smoking Lizard tried to employ. Especially as it pertains to the nitpicking.

which I may add are now echoed all over the net so it’s not just me

So just because we live in a cancerous meme centered culture where no one fixates on details and has to be spoonfed everything we should give you a pass? I think not.

And let me not even go into how you guys tried to twist and bend the OT to make it seem as though they didn’t share some of the same flaws. And speaking of the OT…Why are we even debating with people like you anyway? No matter how the film would have turned out you still would have found reasons to hate it. Even if the sequels are engineered to be an amazing film across the board like ESB was and even if most people think it’s better you’ll still find small reasons to hate it. Either that or you’ll make shit up to form an argument.

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#894549
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The Force Awakens: Official Review Thread - ** SPOILERS **
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a_moldey_waffle said:
Rey has no time to realistically develop as a character because she is too busy saying stuff like “You’re Han Solo! You made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs”

Part of that scene was there to establish that the whole history of the OT is not set in stone. The Galaxy can’t come to a consensus as to Han Solo is. So imagine what else from there are merely regarded as legend or just hyperbole. For me it added depth to the universe in a far more effective way the PT did. Also I feel she was developed plenty. We know that she loyal almost to a fault. She didn’t sell BB-8 regardless of just meeting it while 60 portions is staring her right in the face. this is coupled with the fact that she yearns to get off Jakku to the point in which she marks her wall for every day she is there before her family returns. And later in the film when she is offered a job from Han she declines it simply for her devotion she has for her family who she doesn’t even know. Not only that but seeing as how she lives her life that she has had a very lonely and brutal one. Considering her combat prowess in she probably got beat up a lot while she was a kid and most likely had to steal among other sketchy activities to survive before she became a scavenger. And even though she had gotten the short end of the stick she still managed to come out compassionate even though she had a seemingly hard exterior in her first scene with BB-8. Seeing her reaction to the Force Flashback and knowing that The Force is calling to her fills her with fear. Fear of her competence, fear of abandoning her family for they might come back one day and she feared Kylo Ren greatly at that point. And when she called up on The Force and was able to defeat a wounded and mentally unstable Kylo Ren she saw her potential and embraced her destiny.

If I think about it more I could probably remember some other things I noted about Rey while watching the film, but if there’s anyone who wasn’t fully fleshed out it was Poe.

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#894328
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The Force Awakens: Official Review Thread - ** SPOILERS **
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Bingowings said:

TV’s Frink said:

Yes, I’m aware of that, but it doesn’t “separate” anyone. It’s not an obstacle and it’s not relevant to the plot.

It wouldn’t be an obstacle to Duke Dooku who would leap over the pit and corkscrew through the closing blast doors while decapitating every stormtrooper as he went but after sneaking by the distracted troopers the hole is a significant barrier to Luke, made more so by the troops. It’s clearly meant to be as such by the way the shots are composed.

Did you not just see me posting evidence to the contrary? There is nothing separating Luke from the Storm Troopers which makes that minute comparison inadmissible.

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#894318
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The Force Awakens: Official Review Thread - ** SPOILERS **
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hydrospanner said:

Alderaan said:

Also look at the execution of the plot on screen. Do you really want to compare the original Death Star attack with Starkiller assault side-by-side? Same plot elements can get boring AND pale in quality to the original.

I did compare it. The Starkiller assault was way better than the Death Star attack in the original. Everyone who likes TFA has even stated as much in their review.

From a looks perspective but the original Death Star battle had more tension even though it was obvious that it was going to blow up.

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#894317
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The Force Awakens: Official Review Thread - ** SPOILERS **
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Bingowings said:

TV’s Frink said:

What pit in ANH divided our heroes from the suicidal mentor?

Stormtroopers don’t count.

Yep there is a great big hole in the hanger floor where the troop elevator goes up and down. When Luke goes nuts after Ben’s death he shoots at the troopers and at least one falls in because the lift is retracted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq51w34Hg9I

@ 1:45

This argument need not go further

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#894289
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The Force Awakens: Official Review Thread - ** SPOILERS **
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Bingowings said:
TFA Our heroes have just escaped a rescue attempt on the main female character

Rey pretty much rescued her fucking self. Even as a male I’m kind of offended by this. Not only that Rey was captured towards the middle/end of the film while Leia was captured in the beginning of ANH. Not only that when Leia was captured she shot a storm trooper took 3 steps and was stunned. Rey ran and attempted to shoot Kylo Ren before being but into Stasis, a conversation ensued and she was KO’d by The Force.

and are in the process of making their last moves in order to escape the planet smashing villain fortress when the older mentor is intercepted by the masked lead villain who has a past with him.

As noted it was the other way around. Also the actual Father/Son dynamic is different from the Master/Apprentice angle in the ANH.

Our other heroes are divided from their confrontation by a pit and the older mentor is killed.

Ok

The heroes react violently to his noble sacrifice and make their escape.

He didn’t sacrifice himself. He tried to turn his son away from becoming a monster. The exact reason/s Obi-Wan let himself be killed is up for debate.

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#894262
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The Force Awakens: Official Review Thread - ** SPOILERS **
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Bingowings said:
Ben sacrificing himself to set Luke on a collision course with his father isn’t the same as Han sacrificing himself to try to help his spiritually conflicted murderous son.

Those were completely different scenes with completely different character motivations. If you want to boil it down to “Baddie kills old man at the end of the film” sure…but the scene is a lot more than that. Also Han doesn’t sacrifice himself; he only wanted to bring his son home. He didn’t go out there knowing with absolute certainty he would be killed.

There are however other plots they could have used that would have introduced those characters in a more engaging way and I could have handled more Death Stars.

The issue wasn’t that there was a planet smashing weapon but it’s used in exactly the same way at the same point of the plot in the film I’ve already seen hundreds of times.
The initial set up of the film tells us that the Galaxy has divided into the New Republic and the First Order and there is a kind of Cold War situation where the First Order has built up it’s military and the Republic is lending deniable support to insurgents in First Order territory.

A way to use Death Star tech in this situation would have been to mirror the proliferation of Nukes in our cold war. The Republic has had to build it’s own superweapons to balance those of the First Order. This creates an moral and ethical conflict with the old guard who fought to keep the galaxy safe from such things and maybe lost their whole home planet to one. The Republic would have lost the higher moral ground and the line between the good guys and the bad guys would be blurred. Possibly why Ben becomes Ren.

That would have been a lot better, but this story would be better for the sequel. They can introduce it early and will have sufficient runtime to develop it.

But as it pertains to the Starkiller Base there’s nothing anyone can say in it’s defense really. It’s a beefed up Death Star and in my opinion it’s lazy from a movie writing perspective. But from just a story perspective it makes sense because the Death Star was the ultimate symbol of power in the Universe. Someone was going to try to build another one…just didn’t have to be in TFA. It’s kind of being a teraformed planet was a cool idea though.

Instead we have essentially the same movie with different characters which is half way to being a classic movie but not a classic movie. It’s another cynical corporate marketing exercise, not a story.
I appreciate the film will continue to make loads of cash and will have fans.

Just not me.

Still yperbole but if that’s how you feel then that’s how you feel. At least you’re not acting like it’s a shot for shot remake. I’ve seen the film 3 times and every time I see it the ride feels fresh. When Poe gives BB-8 the map and when The Starkiller Base are introduced the only times in which I say that that’s directly ripped from ANH. Of course there are repackaged stuff but stuff like that doesn’t bother me unless it feels new

Same with the prequels.

The difference is that most people liked TFA. Even core fans…OT indoctrination be damned.