- Post
- #127498
- Topic
- Jokes thread : Reloaded
- Link
- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/127498/action/topic#127498
- Time
A man gets pulled over for speeding, and when the cop comes to his car he begins begging the cop not to write him the ticket and let him off with a warning.
The cop smiles and says, "Alright, I'll give you a test. If you get a question right, I'll let you off. Here's the question: you see two lights coming down the road. What is it?"
The man responds, "It's a car!"
"Yeah, I know, but is it a Honda, a Ford, or an Audi?"
"I don't know... Give me another chance, please?"
"Alright. You see one light coming down the road, what is it?"
"A motorcycle."
"Yeah, but is it a Suzuki, a BMW, or a Harley?"
"I don't know..."
"Then I have no choice..."
The cop starts to write the ticket, and the man stares for a moment, thinking, then turns to the cop and asks him, "Hey, I got a question for you. You see a girl walking down the side of the road wearing a mini-skirt, a low-cut shirt, and a ton of makeup, who is it?"
The cop responds, "A prostitute."
"Yeah, I know, but is it your wife, your sister, or your daughter?"