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#395422
Topic
Hot Women That Just Don't Do It For You (This thread is worthless without pics)
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This girls acting ability completely destroys any chance of me liking her. Plus I saw her on Leno and she was an airhead. I also HEARD she was a self-centered bitch. Intelligence outweighs looks for me. I don't want to spend the rest of my life with a woman who can't figure things out for herself.

Never did anything for me. Over the years all she has done is prove how weird she is. Her acting seemed decent at first, but she sings the same boring note every time. Ok, we get it, you like playing girls with guns. 

I dunno, she seems all nice and all, but she just doesn't really do anything for me. I guess I cant look past her bad acting.

No problems as far as acting. She used to have that best friend who is a girl look, but something happened. She is starting to look very sleep deprived and her head looks like it is going to fall off at any moment.

I used to love Katie Holmes. I loved her even after Tom Cruise jumped on the couch. But recently she looks very tired and scared. It is like Tom has a bomb strapped to her in case she runs away. All I can say is Run, bitch run!!!

I had to re-add her to this thread. I dunno, I think she may have been sucked into the False Necronomicon ala Army Of Darkness

 

 

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#395216
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Spaceballs 2010: The Re-Revisited Special Edition ON HOLD
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Krakatoa said:

Not a fan, honestly. The color changes take away the original's snapshot of the 80s look and make it look like everything's sharp and covered in saran wrap.

As for the backgrounds, does it really enhance the flow of the scene if the stars fly by faster past the Winnebago windshield?

I'd even be willing to overlook the garbage mattes in this movie, because there are garbage mattes even in the material Brooks made fun of.

It's a comedy so unless you can sharpen the jokes, I don't see the point in all the revisionism.

We, as fan-editors do not in any means, want to destroy the integrity of these films.

I didn't set out to destroy the original Spaceballs with lush colours, and sharp effects. I wanted to have fun with this film. In no way do I want to give Mel Brooks the finger and say look what I did.

Ady's fan edits of Star Wars, influenced me to give Spaceballs a treatment of that quality. This will still be the Spaceballs we all know and love, just as Ady's edits of Star Wars are still the Star Wars we all know and love.

If you like keeping the things exactly the same, I would recommend the Preservation Efforts section.

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#395125
Topic
Dreaming aloud - pattern of releases continued for the Prequels after ROTJ...
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PT made from 1987-1993 (Characters are re-written to make the story better)

Obi Wan - John Hurt

Anikan (If the story could be changed) Gary Oldman

Qui Gon - Ian Mckellen

this qui gon will become rouge and replace Count Dooku.

Padme - None That I can think of (though I would change her name)

Darth Maul (not a ninja and lasts 3 films)- Rutger Hauer (yes I stole him from you boost)

 

 

 



 

 

 

 

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#395114
Topic
Info & Ideas: ESB and ROTJ Wishlist
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It wouldn't have taken much to make him look like he did in ROTJ. I would really prefer his deformation didn't happen. I could believe his power keeping him alive and his body looking like crap because:

1. He was old in ROTS

2. He is very powerful, powerful enough to use the dark side to stay alive

3. Come on it makes perfect sense.

So it could explain why he stayed alive and why he looks like a toad in ROTJ.

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#394970
Topic
Things you like/need that they've discontinued
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TheBoost said:

BarBar Jinkx said:

Is it me or are there alot of food products being mentioned

and on that note

 

Cherry Coke!

 

it was tested here (Ireland) for a couple of months, but ultimately didn't take off, I tried it once & was buying 1 bottle a day until it was taken off the shelves, when I was in the states back in 1999 I found that you could buy it absolutely EVERYWHERE so I spent every ¢ent I was given on the stuff,

The worst part is I recently found out that it is made 40 miles from where I live but there is an ingredient in it that prohibits sale in ireland so its all shipped over to the UK (could do with a smashing head against wall emoticon right about now!)

 When I spent a summer in Ireland, my one thought was that the country would be perfect if it just had Cherry Coke.

My parents took me to a bar when I was a little kid, they served cherry coke, but it was a coke with cherries in it. Best cherry coke of all time

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#394969
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Things you like/need that they've discontinued
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Nanner Split said:

http://images.quickblogcast.com/18684-17848/dunkaroos.jpg

I remember them, but that was around the time my family was skinny and dieting.

http://www.womansday.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/doritos-3d/578463-1-eng-US/Doritos-3D.jpg

That reminds me that we need bugles again. I miss those things, but I doubt I can put them on my finger tips anymore

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0822/8.jpg

Yes, I miss the days when the slimer was big amongst children.

http://a5.vox.com/6a00cd970d30ae4cd500fa968deaa50003-320pi

I miss that show, I used to watch it everyday.

 

 

That's my childhood. Right there.

MINE TOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

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#394875
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This Thread Is Currently About...Bingo and/or Wings!!!
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TV's Frink said:

Bingowings said:

Well they are wearing shorts :

Short People

Short people, not shorts people.  Lucky for you the yellow shorts belong to a short person.

EyeShotFirst said:

Um....It's possible that dude is normal sized and the spoon is super big.  But I'm going to assume for your sake that the spoon is normal sized.

Nice to have some new participants, BTW.

Well in the original video he said his spoon was too big, but we could easily take it as he and his cereal bowl are just too small, because a banana comes into frame and it is as big as the small guy. So I think it might count

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#394869
Topic
Things you like/need that they've discontinued
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Commercials with a point.

Wendy's circa Dave Thomas years (or even better Where's the beef)

Pizza Hutt Buffalo pizza

Good music pre emo years

Life when cell phones were too big and expensive for children and the Gameboy was state of the art technology

Nintendo 64 games (Yes I miss getting a game every month that I knew was good

Bill Paxton

Surge (Miss that good stuff)

Medical Marijuana

Giant Chewy Sweetarts

Ghetto Jam Boxes

Life without Jay-Z's music

Jolt Cola

Metal parts for Appliances (the washing machines lock mechanism broke because it was cheap plastic)

Good Movies

Billy Zane

My ribs (I have had to enjoy a gut for quite a while)

Stretch Armstrong

Creepy Crawlers

Johnny Bravo (yes I watched it)

Chevy Chase

Big Bacon Classic ( I hate that piece of shit Baconater)

Pre-Duff Disney Channel

Pre-crap Cartoon Network

Funny Family Guy

MOST OF ALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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#393806
Topic
Spaceballs 2010: The Re-Revisited Special Edition ON HOLD
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I wanted to ask about a possible Logo change. I like the original Logo in all it's blue glory, but I wanted to know if people wanted it updated. I do plan on reconstructing it, because of how crooked it is.

I want to replace the stars behind, because I like the look of billions of stars. I wanted to know if anybody wanted a metal logo, or yellow star wars like logo, or what.

I am for anything, but I may just keep the logo.

If everyone is for keeping the logo the same, I rebuild the titles, with the blue slightly more blue.

I would like to find this exact font, because this isn't very salvageable.

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#393777
Topic
Team Conan or Team Jay?
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I have no idea why NBC had to axe Conan. Why can't they get rid of these horrible shows like Lost and Heroes, instead of axing shows people actually watch.

Speaking of axing talk shows, I see a certain talk show on TBS dying. Boy, George Lopez was ok before he monopolized the commercial industry with his "Late Night, Late NIGHT, Lopez TONIGHT, LOPEZ TONIGHT"

I think Conan will either find a new station to get a talk show, or he will go back to what he was the best at, writing television.

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#393698
Topic
Spaceballs 2010: The Re-Revisited Special Edition ON HOLD
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Colour correction is coming along easily, but slowly. AE is taking a long time to do this. The effects editing will be a bigger challenge, but I will do my best.

I don't plan on doing much as far as audio goes, because there is no point. I may do some equalization to the audio to brighten it up a bit, because it is sounds like the mids are too high.

As I go, I will decide what I may add to the film, but that is only if I know I can do it. My work ethic is nowhere near what Ady's is, so if I can't do it, I won't. That does not mean I won't try my hardest to produce a quality fan-edit.

Thank you all!!