Dek Rollins

ChainsawAsh said:

Anyone have a source on that steamed clam?

Prepare for the dumbest 5-10 minute “”"""“horror”""""" movie you’ll ever witness. Some of the directions can be confusing because I wrote it with a specific house in mind for the set, and it was difficult to describe certain things, so bare with it.

FADE IN:
The silhouette of a cat sits in a window sill. The cat turns and jumps down. The muffled sound of urination into a toilet is heard.
INT. HALL – EVENING
The sound of a toilet flushing is heard.
INT. BATHROOM – EVENING
HANDS
are being washed in a sink. The water is shut off and the man attached to the hands leave the room. BOB goes to his bedroom, where we see the window sill again. He climbs into bed and tries to fall asleep.
FADE TO:
BLACK
Disturbing noises are heard.
BOB
awakens. Not a minute has passed. He turns over and goes back to sleep.
FADE TO:
BLACK
BOB
awakens. He feels something on his hand. He lifts his hand to look and sees
BLACK MOLD
growing across his hand. He tries to scrape it, but it won’t come off. He jumps out of bed and runs to the kitchen, grabbing a butter knife out of a drawer. The knife doesn’t do a thing. In a panic, Bob grabs a cleaver and starts chopping at his wrist to stop it from spreading. The wall is sprayed with blood. Bob screams in pain and runs out the back door. He runs out into his backyard and collapses to his knees in the snow.
BOB
awakens. He is still in bed. His hands are unharmed. It was just a dream. It is dawn. He hears the cat meowing, and he gets up to check on it. The sound of the cat leads him through the kitchen to the basement doorway. The cat stops meowing.
BOB
Cat?
He walks down the staircase. He is wearing one sock, loosely, the other having come off in his sleep. As he turns the corner, just beyond the couch he sees
BLACK MOLD,
pulsing, growing.
MOLD
Hello, Bob.
Bob books it to the stairs. His sock causes him to slip a little. He pulls the sock off and throws it down as he continues up the stairs, slamming the door behind him at the top. He is breathing heavily.
BOB
What the hell?
MOLD
seeps underneath the door, and Bob jumps away. He kicks at it, forcing it to retreat into the basement.
INT. BATHROOM – DAY
Bob enters the room and looks in a shelf. He grabs a bottle of Lysol and returns to the basement doorway. The door swings open and Bob moves slowly down the staircase.
THE MOLD
appears. Before Bob can squirt the mold, his foot slips on the sock he left there before and falls down.
THE DOOR
closes, courtesy of the mold. Bob runs behind the staircase. Suddenly, he no longer sees the mold chasing him. Bewildered, Bob backs up a little and bumps into SETH.
BOB
What are you doing here?
SETH
Moral support.
Seth laughs. Bob looks confused.
BOB
Uh…
SETH
Talk to her, nimrod!
Seth smacks him upside the head.
BOB
Ow, hey!
Seth nods toward the couch, leading Bob to direct his attention.
A GIRL
Sits alone on Bob’s basement couch, reading a book. Bob turns to Seth.
BOB
How’d she get there? What’s going on?
Seth is backing away, underneath the staircase, in darkness.
BOB
You know I can still see you, right?
Seth stares at Bob, and let’s out another laugh. He is then silent, and moves further into darkness. Bob turns and starts walking toward the girl, but he becomes intensely nervous. His direction changes to the door in front of the staircase. He enters the section of the basement and closes the door. Through the wood beams, Bob sees the girl stand up and walk to towards the door he is standing behind. He runs to the other side of the room in a panic. The door opens to reveal
MOLDMAN,
a monster of the same black mold, standing in the girl’s place.
BOB
screams. He jumps toward the couch through the wood beams as Moldman comes closer. Bob falls in front of the couch. As he stands, facing the couch, his reflection in the mirror becomes obscured by the hand of Moldman, within the mirror. The hand lunges out of the mirror and grabs his leg, pulling him back down. As his feet are being pulled into the mirror, he breaks free and stands back up.
BOB (to himself)
Where’s that Lysol?
He looks around and walks to the laundry area, searching, and he finds it. As he picks it back up, he hears noises around him. He runs to the staircase and starts backing up the steps, ready to aim the Lysol.
MOLDMAN
Appears from underneath the steps and grabs Bob’s leg.
MOLDMAN
I’ll decompose you!
Bob screams as he’s dragged to the floor. The mold begins consuming one of his feet, but he’s able to pull it out, obtaining significant injury. He crawls away from Moldman, who pursues him. He aims the Lysol and sprays at Moldman, who is hurt by the liquid, slowing him down momentarily. Bob grabs a water gun from a plastic tub, and limps over to the clothes washer. He takes a bottle of bleach and begins filling the water gun with it, but Moldman is coming towards him quickly.
BOB
Sorry, Mario, but I learned from experience…
He becomes within Moldman’s grasp.
BOB
Never trust the fungus.
Bob turns to the monster and fires the bleach.
MOLDMAN
screeches in pain, and he himself begins decomposing. Bob clears the mold of existence.
INT. BEDROOM – EVENING
Bob climbs into bed, and closes his eyes, peacefully.
FADE OUT

Thanks. I’m happy with the overall grade as it is and I don’t think I’m gonna change it anymore, but I’ll take another look at the specially graded scenes to make sure they’re at the place they need to be. The tech noir is one that I want to look at working on more, but the new grade should be ready to encode pretty soon either way.

I haven’t seen this film yet, though I’ve planned on watching it some time for a while…

oojason said:

Harry Dean Stanton

Now I have to right away.

DominicCobb said:

Dek Rollins said:

My second-to-oldest brother’s girlfriend had to move into our house because her parents were moving and she wanted to stay. Now we have all of her many large boxes of stuff cluttering up places in the house. I also feel awkward around her, because of course, she’s living in our house and I don’t know her. I went to plug in my school-issued laptop for the night since it’s a little low on charge, but as I was trying to pull my cord out of the power strip pile, I realized that it wasn’t stuck on something, it was plugged into her laptop. And me being a person who hates unnecessary social confrontation put my computer away, and I will now go to bed. Happy 420 everyone.

Respectfully, this doesn’t sound like much of a problem.

It definitely isn’t much of a problem. It’s simply an annoyance and a generally uncomfortable situation that I don’t like having to be in. It’s not even like she’s a bad person or anything, I just feel like my home and my life is being intruded upon a little.

My second-to-oldest brother’s girlfriend had to move into our house because her parents were moving and she wanted to stay. Now we have all of her many large boxes of stuff cluttering up places in the house. I also feel awkward around her, because of course, she’s living in our house and I don’t know her. I went to plug in my school-issued laptop for the night since it’s a little low on charge, but as I was trying to pull my cord out of the power strip pile, I realized that it wasn’t stuck on something, it was plugged into her laptop. And me being a person who hates unnecessary social confrontation put my computer away, and I will now go to bed. Happy 420 everyone.

Jeeves and Wooster is a wonderful show and I will stop at nothing to convince you to watch it!

Images changed.

That’s weird. Are imgbox links broken on some browsers or something? I use that site because it doesn’t compress, but for some reason all the uncompressed sites always have issues somewhere down the line. I’ll change 'em to imgur.

Some random notebook doodles:

Did you at least watch the amusingly out of context video clip?

But it is a good movie. I said “tainted for some” because the memes probably annoy some people to the point of disliking the film where they otherwise wouldn’t have. I like the movie and the memes. The sequels suck eight out of eight balls though.

I am annoyed by the “soundtrack: the movie” aspect, but that has little impact on the entertainment value of the movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMPuROQMBuw&t=22m5s

I mean, it’s Bertie who’ll be beaten to a jelly, but he wants to do the same thing to Gussie anyway.

How about The Newt Beaten to a Jelly Thread, for discussion about the Jeeves & Wooster favorite, Gussie Frink-Nottle.

suspiciouscoffee said:

^Agreed. Best character in that highly tainted for some by weird memes movie.

wiwhs

I could totally imagine Bruce giving free candy to a kid. He’s a nice guy.

First image that isn’t something I’ve posted:

Actual first image:

Handman said:

Don’t talk to strangers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgZFmr3D0VM

You might’ve thought this woman needed directions.

I think he just wanted you to help that middle-aged woman.

DuracellEnergizer said:

Bleech.

Don’t drink it, kids.

They still visit the forum. They just don’t post. Though I couldn’t say what they actually look at on here, so maybe they’re just checking on projects.

darthrush said:

Jesus Christ man.

Stop mocking my religion or I’ll ask for mod.

I didn’t have time to upload those this morning but I will get to it this afternoon. My grade in the shot of Arnold looking at the phone is actually really similar to the screenshot you posted here.

For the sunglasses, do you mean the shot I already have in the gallery I posted, or the puppet with glasses?