SilverWook said:

I nearly tossed my cookies during Jaws. 😉

I did toss during AotC’s droid-swapping scene.

Not cookies, though.

darth_ender said:

The spells I cast are too sacred to be read by all except those fit will the curse is intended…

Uhhh, what the shit are you on about?
Are you doing your “wacky grammar” thing again or something, cuz…wtf?

You gotta make sure to cover their eyes during all the “droid-swapping” scenes in AotC, for sure…

TV’s Frink said:

Oh ok, now I remember that. Didn’t realize it was that movie.

Wait…you was serious about dat??

[/CousinVinnyVoice]

^ C’mon it’s too early in the morning to have my heart wounded like this.
Be a little considerate, Hasbro.

TV’s Frink said:

Was the first one subtitled Strange Magic: The Forgotten Movie? 'Cause I’ve never heard of it.

C’mon Fink, if you’re gonna try to piggyback on my jokes, at least try to match my alliteration. Would have been so easy by using ‘Film’ instead of ‘Movie’.

Train harder before you approach this dojo, TV-san.

darth_ender said:

^^Nice reference!

Yet when I bring it up, you send me voodoo-curse PMs! What gives??

SilverWook said:

Scotty: 1977. No bloody 1981- 1997 - 2004 - or 2011!

Or: “No Bloody ‘Episode Fahr,’ ‘Nyoo Hawpe,’ ‘Spatial Edeeshun,’ OR Bastardized Bleu-reh!!!”

TV’s Frink said:

Fang Zei said:

TV’s Frink said:

Lol, what’s their source then? There’s no way they’re releasing a secret movie with no marketing three months out.

Or it’s some low-budget project they don’t feel the need to start advertising just yet.

If it was that I don’t know why it would be included in that graphic.

Because it’s Strange Magic 2: The Forgotten Franchise.

TV’s Frink said:

Lord Haseo said:

Oh please, if we were to tally all of the broken fingers, hands and legs people should be having in films and TV Shows almost none of them would seem beleivable in that department. The fact that she got knocked out twice in the film indicates that she can be hurt.

You have to understand that he doesn’t know she was knocked unconscious twice because he’s never actually seen the film.

Yes I did, and I enjoyed it well enough.
But I will freely grant that there was nothing memorable about it, and therefore I remember very little of it.

Lord Haseo said:

The fact that she got knocked out twice in the film indicates that she can be hurt.

You’ve defeated me with your logics. Allow me a “concession eyeroll.”

Also what are you going to say when Kylo defeats her in in a fair fight in TLJ?

Assuming that’s a hypothetical rather than a spoiler, well I guess I’d say such an outcome just makes no sense given that she defeated him with ease before even becoming a padme or whatever nonsense they intend to do in Jedi II.

TV’s Frink said:

Ok, let’s just say that wasn’t the point of my post.

Was the point of your post that you had forgotten the thread is about Jedi II, and thought it was about The Fourth Awakening, and also you enjoy liberal use of misdirected snark?

Lord Haseo said:

Darth Id said:

GlastoEls said:

Rey needs Luke for her training…

Why would she need any training? She’s invincible.

She sure is

EDIT:

Wish I could have found a higher quality gif but she was pretty invincible here too. Yahweh would be destroyed if Rey even so much as glanced in his direction.

Funny, cuz her getting flung a quarter mile through the air and slammed into a tree without injury…well…it kinda makes her look…oh, I dunno…

EDIT: you know, watching this on a loop really brings home that TFA’s over-the-top, cartoon physical treatment of the characters is very out of keeping with the SW Trilogy, which never blithely submits its characters to such consequence-free abuse. Luke is positively agonized by a washing machine hitting him in the shoulder in ESB, while Squirrelface here is flung around like a love doll, and it only makes her madder.
You know where that stuff does happen, though, a lot?
The prequels.

TV’s Frink said:

Just kidding, I don’t really care.

Yet somehow I know with certainty that you would indeed read my impressions if I ever chose to post them.
So who is the one who truly does not care?

TV’s Frink said:

I’ll be interested to hear what you think of the film once you actually see it.

Don’t hold your breath.
My interest level is extremely low.
And for Episogue One, I’ve actually gone from an interest level of “extremely low” to active “do not want to watch” status, so we’ll just have to see how many characters are necromanced to action in “Jedi II” to decide whether I actually watch it…

GlastoEls said:

Rey needs Luke for her training…

Why would she need any training? She’s invincible.

Mocata said:

I get the impression some of the people in this thread are the same split personality forever battling itself, maybe even agreeing with itself too.

SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!
SO DO I NO I DON’T YES I DO NUH-UH!

Jetrell Fo said:

Darth Id said:

Jetrell Fo said:

SilverWook said:

Jetrell Fo said:

^No better way to soothe adults that act like children who don’t get their way on a plane, LOL.

Are you implying what I think you’re implying? 😕

Did ANYONE notice the “LOL” at the end of my statement. Do I NEED to say I was kidding?

I WAS FRICKIN KIDDING FOLKS, get over yourselves really.

😦

No. “LOL” does not mean “I am only kidding/being ironic.” It means, “Laugh at this absurd situation,” which in this case was that this physically assaulted passenger was getting a payout in compensation for UA’s treatment of him.
I don’t believe for a second that you were “only kidding” that he was acting like a child. You used no scare-quotes, or any other indication of irony, or sympathy with him.
I have no doubt that you side with the airline, because you come from the TSA mindset of

SHEEPLE SUBMIT OR BE PUNISHED

Don’t try to backpedal now with the “only kidding” escape hatch.
Not working.

You’re an invisible ass tick, you know that, right? The absurdity was what I originally said, not Silverwook’s post, that is why the LOL came after the comma. Get a clue, and back pedal yourself to whichever Zoo let you out, please?

There you go “gas lighting” again, amirite??
If anyone knew WTF you were trying to say, no one would believe you.
But luckily for you, you never express any sentiment with enough clarity that its veracity may be assessed.

DuracellEnergizer said:

darthrush said:

Reeves just delivers his lines so awkwardly.

What’s new?

He knows kung fu.

Jetrell Fo said:

SilverWook said:

Jetrell Fo said:

^No better way to soothe adults that act like children who don’t get their way on a plane, LOL.

Are you implying what I think you’re implying? 😕

Did ANYONE notice the “LOL” at the end of my statement. Do I NEED to say I was kidding?

I WAS FRICKIN KIDDING FOLKS, get over yourselves really.

😦

No. “LOL” does not mean “I am only kidding/being ironic.” It means, “Laugh at this absurd situation,” which in this case was that this physically assaulted passenger was getting a payout in compensation for UA’s treatment of him.
I don’t believe for a second that you were “only kidding” that he was acting like a child. You used no scare-quotes, or any other indication of irony, or sympathy with him.
I have no doubt that you side with the airline, because you come from the TSA mindset of

SHEEPLE SUBMIT OR BE PUNISHED

Don’t try to backpedal now with the “only kidding” escape hatch.
Not working.

stealthboy said:

I’m hoping the big announcement is Kathleen Kennedy coming on stage, simply stating “we hereby formally acknowledge the prequels are shit”, drops the mic, and walks out.

[Seated behind her, Hayden nods solemnly, contritely]

Jetrell Fo said:

^No better way to soothe adults that act like children who don’t get their way on a plane, LOL.

Ya, Fo, I think you need to don the Blue Gloves again and get back into the gate-rape circuit! Those uppity sheeple at the airport are starting to get too big for their britches, and it’s high time you put them back in their place! Let the Junk-Crush begin in 3, 2…

^ Wow there’s some electronic overachievers on this chat bored…

If I were “that kid,” I might engage in a little “back-seat-modding” with respect to that move, fink. (cough pic-only post in general section cough)
But really, considering the awesomeness on display—epic Darth Maul cosplay face-tat, super-sweet Real Jason® T-shirt, envy-inducing Dengar MMxSW print—who am I to hold you in contempt for your unintentionally flattering outburst?

John Doom said:

Darth Id said:

I agree: Finn was both expandable and expendable.

😄 Sorry about that, I just noticed it. Now I wish I could go back in time and fix what I wrote!

Why man? Go with it. When the typo fits, let the ex-stormtrooper wear it!