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#1064813
Topic
Should the Prequels be more included into the franchise going forward?
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TV’s Frink said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

SilverWook said:

My Dad had a slide rule and a fancy Texas Instruments calculator with many arcane buttons on it. 😉

My dad has a 30 year old TI scientific solar calculator. Still works like new today. Had to pay a couple hundred for it back in the day when he was in school. When I was in middle school, I paid about $20 for TI’s modern functional equivalent.

His is much nicer, metal case and all versus the plastic shit you get today. But when the innards cost hundreds, what’s a few bucks more for a nice aluminum case?

There’s a decent chance I’m your dad.

NNNOOOOOOOOOO! That’s Im-POSS-ible!!!

—Anyone upon hearing that from Fink

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#1064732
Topic
The Force Awakens: Official Review Thread - ** SPOILERS **
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Dirge said:

John Doom said:

darthrush said:

CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

So after watching this again, I’m wondering if the ending would have been better had Fin died. Probably not a popular opinion, but it would have been a powerful event for his character, and I’m struggling to think of what kind of unique role he could play in the rest of the trilogy. His arc seems kind of complete already.

Not a crazy proposition. This thought has crossed my mind many times since I first saw it.

I thought that too, but it’s partly for another reason: I know this is very unpopular, but I think Finn’s role in the movie feels, unfortunately, expandable. If you look at what he does in TFA, the only two things which move the plot forward are saving Poe (another hit-and-miss character, especially since he wasn’t originally supposed to come back in the third part of the movie) and helping Han find the panel to lower Starkiller’s shields. That’s it. The writers even struggled to make him relevant in the final duel, making Ben use the force to make Rey unconscious (he doesn’t do it anymore later) so Finn could fight him alone.
They could’ve switched him with another character and it still wouldn’t have really affected the plot, which I think is unfortunate: being a former stormtrooper, he could’ve been the best character in the movie, especially if they fleshed out more his internal conflicts. As he is now in TFA, he could’ve died and it would’ve still been alright, bacause he feels expendable (to me, at least).

The problem with Finn is that he’s really just a former stormtrooper-ino (in name only). Really, he acts nothing like an ex-stormtrooper. He’s just some dude (just a likeable goof who bumbles his way through the film). Which is indeed unfortunate because a former stormtrooper as a character has a lot of potential for exploration and development. But Finn’s lack of depth really is just a symptom of the bigger problem. Which is the disappointing reality that The Force Awakens is actually a pretty shallow movie. Mostly, it’s just your typical mediocre Hollywood Sci-Fi action film with only the trappings from the original Star Wars trilogy to raise it’s profile. It’s not that it was horrible (they did manage to avoid the overt stupidity of the prequels), but the film played it too safe (mostly consisting of a steady procession of OT characters/vehicles/themes that would conveniently pop up between/during the many action scenes…"Oooo, look! It’s the Millennium Falcon! pause for applause…Oh, and there’s Han Solo! pause for applause…And look there! Another Death Star…but BIGGER! crickets chirping).

Now the film wasn’t WHOLLY inadequate. There were a few decent parts too. For instance, I mostly liked what they did with Kylo Ren. But then all the time they spent developing his character is wasted when he eventually comes across Rey and her whole waltzing through the movie doing her “anything you can do, I can do better” routine. I mean, really…You’re going to have the obligatory lightsaber duel in the finale feature three characters, only one of which has any training with an actual lightsaber (and he still loses because, you know, there’s this certain protagonist that happens to be naturally great at just about everything…on demand). I guess J.J. knew he wasn’t going to be around for the following films. So, he wanted to have the payoff for her character at the end of this first film (but it just seems all too easy and unearned).

I agree: Finn was both expandable and expendable.

Jokes aside though, I agree with everything above without exception, including the tone. Great post.

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#1064444
Topic
What is your Star Wars?
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My Star Wars?
I choose…

The Force. A brown bath robe. A life of contemplative solitude. Choose a laser sword, choose bleeping robots, airspeeders, stolen data tapes and tractor beam controls. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and being a mentor to the son of the guy you left limbless and slowly cooking on the side of a lava lake. Choose a stupid rat tail mullet for the peak years of your career. Choose a hovel, Choose your friends. Choose mind tricks and matching lies. Choose a trip to Alderaan for almost the price of starship. Choose a rubbish alias and wondering if you ever owned a droid and where you put that lightsaber you pinched off that friend you left for dead. Choose sitting on that commode chair watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing senate and council meetings, stuffing jawa juice down your neck. Choose fading away at the end of it all, pishing your last as a ghost in a swamp, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, freak faced, big eared gnome-thing written into the sequel to replace yourself.

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#1063278
Topic
4K restoration on Star Wars
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John Doom said:

SilverWook said:

Yes. Really! Yes. The CGI Wookiees stick out like a sore thumb.
[…] You’d think they would shoot the practical Wookiees from as many angles as possible, swap around their gear to make them look different each time, and build up a crowd shot that way.

😄 They look like screenshots from the “Star Wars Battlefront” video game series! I guess it was “good enough” for GL, as he used to say 😉

Fast? Check.
Intense? Check.
Good work, everyone. Under-budget bonuses all around!

—GL

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#1062889
Topic
Random Thoughts
Time

Jetrell Fo said:

Darth Id said:

Jetrell Fo said:

Darth Id said:

Jetrell Fo said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Sean Connery > Pretty Much Everyone

WYSHS

What are you trying to make Tom Cruise and Anthony Edwards jealous or something?
Or did you finally tire of tormenting your priapus to Top Gun, and decided to move onto battering your glans to Highlander?

LMMFAO at this.

Ok NOW I feel dirty!

You should. I know hookers that don’t even talk like that.

😉

Dude, the reeking duffel bag stuffed with boxer shorts you pilfered from travelers’ luggage isn’t a “hooker,” no matter how many times you thrust your deformed manlove into it…

You need to get laid, even if it’s a rubber couch cushion, cuz you’re splashing that nasty joy in the wrong place.

Is this guy coming onto me?

😉

Agh! He IS coming onto me!

Hey, this aint a security checkpoint and you’re way outside your jurisdiction, so keep your blue gloves to yourself!

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#1062849
Topic
Random Thoughts
Time

Jetrell Fo said:

Darth Id said:

Jetrell Fo said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Sean Connery > Pretty Much Everyone

WYSHS

What are you trying to make Tom Cruise and Anthony Edwards jealous or something?
Or did you finally tire of tormenting your priapus to Top Gun, and decided to move onto battering your glans to Highlander?

LMMFAO at this.

Ok NOW I feel dirty!

You should. I know hookers that don’t even talk like that.

😉

Dude, the reeking duffel bag stuffed with boxer shorts you pilfered from travelers’ luggage isn’t a “hooker,” no matter how many times you thrust your deformed manlove into it…