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Darth Id

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#718863
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For older fans. Getting made fun of for liking Star Wars in the 70s/80s.
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In what universe did "kids" use "living in your mother's basement" as a "burn"?

Given that kids tend to all live in rooms in their mothers' houses, I seem to recall the kids with relatively remote and removed basement digs as being among the more envied.  They usually had drum kits too.

I definitely have the feeling the OP is sniffing about things that happened far more recently than "the 80s"...

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#717886
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Will Fox prevent Disney from release OUT?
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I can't see why they wouldn't release the OUT eventually.

Unfortunately, I fear impossibility is a real...possibility.

Especially since unlike many directors interested in preserving their legacy, Georgie is likely to be uncooperative in any earnest restoration/recreation project.

Disney: "Hey George, can we see your Technicolor print?"

GL: "What for?"

D: "Just for reference: you know color-timing, wipes, etc.

GL: "What, you mean for a resurrection of my awful horrible no-good rough draft of my perfect, sublime, epic masterpiece: Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope Extra-Super-Duper Special Edition???"

D: "Yeah, that."

GL: "Go to Hell!  Over my dead body, which will be cremated along with that monstrosity of a rough cut!"

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#717882
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"Rebel base in firing range" voice: mono version vs stereo version. Which do you prefer and why?
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Saw Redux at the Waverly during the week before it closed.

And as far as I'm concerned, if you REMEMBER being WOWED by the stereo effect (I assume you're talking about the carpet bomb cascade scene), that is proof that you were taken out of the movie for a moment so as to appreciate the AWESOMENESS!!!!11!1

In other words, you were distracted.

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#717877
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Shameful video game confessions thread
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Video games to which I have masturbated:

Street Fighter 2 [the version with Cammy, in particular]

Super Metroid [100% Completed Ending]

Soul Calibur

Soul Calibur 2

Soul Calibur 4

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Hyrule Warriors [in anticipation of]

Mario Kart 8 [I know, surprising, but that unlockable title screen with Rosalina leaning against the ATV!  Hawt!]

...

Now THAT'S how you make a shameful video game confession!

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#717859
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The O.T. SE: The Original Thread - Special Edition!
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DrCrowTStarwars said:

So they made another Star Wars, even though the epic cycle was perfectly complete once Luke and Han destroyed the Death Star (again)?

Yes, cuz it turns out…THERE’S ANOTHER DEATH STAR STILL!!!

Everyone knows there can only be TWO Death Stars. It’s called “The Law of the Sith.”

No, no, no. This one is allowed because it uses…get this:

THE POWER OF “THE SUN”!

Nice attempt to troll us again, but it won’t work.

Okay, fair enough. I don’t know why “The Sun” is in another Galaxy far, far away, but look. It was a long time ago, too, so maybe that’s where the Sun was back in Star Wars Days.

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#717854
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The O.T. SE: The Original Thread - Special Edition!
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DrCrowTStarwars said:

Darth Id said:

The Fourth Awakening ROCKS!.

There’s no such thing as “new Star Wars”. Georgie-poo has said very clearly that “The Saga ended in 2005”!!

Yeah, I thought that too, but it turns out George sold the rights to Jar-Jar Abraham, the visionary filmmaker who made the first three episodes of Lost–you know, before it jumped the shark!

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#717846
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The O.T. SE: The Original Thread - Special Edition!
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No, really, there’s a new Star Wars!
It’s got your favorite characters Luke, Han and Chewbacca, and some all-new characters too! Like scrappy tomboy Reina, ace tie-fighter pilot Poo Damocles, and double-agent Stormtrooper FN-1138! And then a villain named Rilo Kiley who looks like Darth Vader, sounds like Darth Vader and acts like Darth Vader…but man…IT AIN’T DARTH VADER! (You know cuz he takes his helmet off at one point and you can tell it’s not Little Orphan Anniekins. And also, he has a shrine to the real Darth Vader with a decomposing skull like [spoiler alert!]Jason in Friday the 13th Part 2 to his mom. Gross!) And a new R2 unit with a wacky new mode of motility: spinning around like a wild top! It’s super fun!

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#717843
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"Rebel base in firing range" voice: mono version vs stereo version. Which do you prefer and why?
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timdiggerm said:

This is all, of course, hilarious when combined with your avatar

 I'm probably the only one on this board who will be miffed if the otherwise perfect ultra-HD, exquisitely color-timed, glorious release of the OT doesn't have a restored original mono track.

Not because I prefer it in Star Wars--I've never heard it in SW!  But because I seriously think stereo is still just a goofy gimmick, and that sound directionality in movies is always distracting, as opposed to immersive. 

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#717841
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The O.T. SE: The Original Thread - Special Edition!
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So I know you guys tend to be singlemindedly focuses on the Original Trilogy ™, but I thought you might be interested to know that there is a NEW STAR WARS MOVIE OUT!!! It’s called “The Fourth Awakening” or somesuch, and it’s actually pretty good! Even better than the Phantasm Meddles.
It’s even got LUKE & HAN IN IT!!!
Generally, it plays on nostalgia with as much singleminded focus as you guys, and does so pretty well.

The only gripe I have is that I think they should have used the real Carrie Fisher instead of CGI. The CGI is okay, but not totally convincing. Just lacks that “lifelike” feel you get from human actors. She probably asked for too much money, but they should have just paid her. I mean, the movie’ll probably end up making a fortune once word gets out!

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#717742
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"Rebel base in firing range" voice: mono version vs stereo version. Which do you prefer and why?
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Leonardo said:

You don't visit the preservations section much, do you Jasper?

 I thought this here site was fer reg'lar curmudgeoning, not yer fancy downloadin' & torrenting 'n such!

You kids!

EDIT to DarkTech: That's a really cool site!  "Sourced from the legendary pre-Episode IV bootleg"?!?!?!  Neat!  But saddening that there's never been a home release!