Darth Id

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

(Cue the pathetic dead-horse “gag” of quoting me, deleting the “don’t” and typing “WYSHS”. Boy-oh-boy wuz that a knee-slapper the first eight thousand time ya done it!)

You don’t even understand what a joke is*. That ain’t one.

*Cue Ric Olie picture for someone who thinks jokes about my parents beating me are jokes.

I’ll tell you what I sure as hell don’t understand: this gibberish you just wrote.
Is it just the English Language that’s new to you, or the Written Word in general?
Can one of the regulars here translate this Frinklese into English?
Fuck, or even Emoji. It’d inevitably make more sense.

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

Wrong thread. No one missed the joke.

Uh-huh:

http://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/981697

You suck at reading intent as much as you suck at guessing how much my parents beat me.

You mean they beat you twice everyday, and not just on Sundays???
Now I’m actually starting to feel bad for you…

ps: at least I don’t suck at “reading intent” as much as you suck at making “jokes.”
(Cue the pathetic dead-horse “gag” of quoting me, deleting the “don’t” and typing “WYSHS”. Boy-oh-boy wuz that a knee-slapper the first eight thousand time ya done it!)

Neglify said:

Darth Id said:

Neglify is trolling all your dumb asses with his “Legit great _________” shtick.
That is all.

Legit great post.

Legit great shtick.

TV’s Frink said:

Wrong thread. No one missed the joke.

Uh-huh:

http://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/981697

Neglify is trolling all your dumb asses with his “Legit great _________” shtick.
That is all.

TV’s Frink said:

It wasn’t funny either way.

Well, child abuse is never funny…for the child.

FanFiltration said:

“I don’t…I don’t know what to say!”

TV’s Frink said:

Ah, so you actually think my parents beat me.

Wait, so you’re saying it’s not true?
(Then I really don’t see how my remark was funny at all…???)

TV’s Frink said:

I hate when mom and dad fight.

Really? That’s weird, since wasn’t that the only time they weren’t beating you?

yhwx said:

Darth Id said:

O DISH! YHWX MAKE ME A “DARTH ID VS. THE NEW FEMINIST GHOSTBITCHES” THREAD PRONTO!

lol

Less l’ing o’ l. More making me a “Darth Id vs. Fembusters” thread.

imperialscum said:

Unfortunately I have to give you F. Come back when you learn.

Whoa! I don’t know what “F” is a euphemism for in your vulgar jargon, but you just keep your wiggly little thing to yourself, you naughty dog!

imperialscum said:

Scientist is not a job. It refers to any individual who uses the scientific method.

O! So Science is the new “Doing Taxes”! I get it! You just get ALL autofreaky, you bad mf!

Lord Haseo said:

You know you ain’t shit when Darth ID is getting on your ass…

I don’t care if you shit or not! I’m 'bout ta GIT up in DAT ass!

moviefreakedmind said:

Darth Id said:

moviefreakedmind said:

Well, at least when you die you won’t be able to beat and rape your wife anymore.

Fuck that! My Darkside Forceghost is gonna hauntbatter that bitch til her dying day!

Better call the terrible new feminist Ghostbusters then.

O DISH! YHWX MAKE ME A “DARTH ID VS. THE NEW FEMINIST GHOSTBITCHES” THREAD PRONTO!

imperialscum said:

First, I don’t think I have ever directly stated what I actually do for living …

So when your said you were a “scientist,” you just meant you did science on the amateur back-alley circuit?

moviefreakedmind said:

Well, at least when you die you won’t be able to beat and rape your wife anymore.

Fuck that! My Darkside Forceghost is gonna hauntbatter that bitch til her dying day!

moviefreakedmind said:

When I saw this thread I was hoping that no one would post a single response to it.

Really? When I saw it I just hoped that you would drink Rio water and contract fatal dysentery, preventing you from ever posting again, on this site or anywhere else.

TV’s Frink said:

Warbler said:

First worthy opponent in this thread.

Holy Christ when you admit that Wubbles is an opponent worthy of you, it’s about time to wrap it the fuck up.

SilverWook said:

Long story short, a Topps promo trading card back in 1993 showed Ewoks attacking a Biker scout…

Someone at Lucasfilm objected, (presumably George) and the card that made it into regular packs was retouched.

The original unaltered card was valuable for a time before Ebay existed. That the spiked club ball of death was left alone is hilarious. Did Ewoks even have such a thing?

Another card showing a what appears to be members of Yoda’s species worshiping an idol was withdrawn completely. Very few got out, so it’s rare.

Holy shit you know a lot of genuinely fascinating Star Wars secrets.

On a totally unrelated note, I hereby renounce my spiritual devotion to Quiggly John, and dedicate myself entirely to the worship of whoever the Yodas are worshipping.

WHY ISN’T IT NOT UNETHICAL NOT TO ALLOW BOB, GORDON AND LUIS NOT TO DIE WITHOUT DIGNITY???

DuracellEnergizer said:

MathUser said:

What do you think Yoda might have originally meant …
My answer to all of the above.

What a coincidence—my answer is also,

Never gonna give! you! up!
Never gonna let! you! do-o-own!
Never gonna run aro-o-ound
’N hurt! You!

Tyrphanax said:

I hate when I can’t decide between two things that are exactly the same.

Yeah, like “removing a disguise” and “revealing the true identity,” amirite amirite??

Darth Cracker said:

Hmmm… still no clearer which versions?

[BFI said:]

…be the first to see the remastered, original Star Wars films …

The only rational way to interpret this language is to disregard it entirely.
This is gibberish, written by an idiot, wrapped in nonsense.

Tyrphanax said:

Seth Rogan and Dave Franco are two of the worst actors we have in the world at this time, in my opinion.

I agree that Seth Rogan blows, and I don’t know who Dave Franco is, but James Franco is undeniably magnetic. #freaksandgeeks4ever

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

Can anyone help Grandpa Id with his interneting machine?

I really appreciate the help, there, sonny.
Of course, I reported your post, nonetheless (on account-a the innernettin’).