TV’s Frink said:

Not sure if Ric or Missed the Joke thread.

ST = Successful Trollery

TheQuazz said:

So, is the OP right?

If your question is, “Is Darth Lucas blowing some stinking hot vapor?” then the answer is very much a “yes.”

Ok.

yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

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CatBus said:

TV’s Frink said:

I’ll take the 42nd Anniversary Thread for two reasons.

Someone start a thread to guess what those two reasons are.

I’m hoping if you take back this request, you can make the resulting thread unhappen.

These things only go in one direction.

Reason #42 you’ll never be a moderator.

Number 1 is that I’d never accept such an offer.

I should have said “Reason #42 you’ll never be offered the position of moderator.”

There ya go.

Well that’s tidy, isn’t it? Flunk admitted WHSHS without wxyx even having to say “WYSHS.” You guys are like Shinji at full bio-sync with Eva-One.

TV’s Frink said:

And it only took three posts for the thread to be ruined. Well done.

It was like that when I got here, I swear!

bkev said:

Whatever happened to rules like “no one-word posts” / “no image only?” #s shouldn’t count as a way out of that rule. Frink gets a hell of a lot of slack. Bit of a cockroach aint’ he?

This was the implicit yet unmistakable heart of my critique-by-gif.

CatBus said:

Huh. Really did not expect Frink being the one coming out of this exchange smelling like monkey pee. Others, sure, but not this one.

Lol, nice. Winner: Darth Id’s Comment of the Week Award.

TV’s Frink said:

It was perfectly on-topic.

Give me a break. A Frink-referential “topic,” that should never have been outside Off-Topic in the first place, let alone used as a pretext for breaking express guidelines.
In fact, I didn’t realize it was in the Star Wars subforum until after S’wook exacted his justified moderatorification.

TV’s Frink said:

What ever happened to “no images of a monkey drinking its own piss?”

Oh dish, musta missed that rule. My bad.

Tyrphanax said:

…sweet monkey dick.

Oh come on, that makes it sound a lot worse than it actually was. The “dick” isn’t even a salient feature. …It’s all about the drinking its own pee.

[Id. Note: for anyone curious, google “Pitchfork Jet review monkey gif”.]

CatBus said:

Careful, draw too much attention to the topic at hand and people might realize the topic was a little silly to begin with.

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TV’s Frink said:

#1:

#2:

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#Frink:

yhwx said:

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DuracellEnergizer said:

It’ll happen. Just wait for the Universe to unravel it’s plans.

Not with that attitude it won’t. The universe is not just gonna ring your doorbell and deliver your bride.

You’ve gotta call Russia yourself.

It’s all fate and chance buddy.

But you are right.

A wise man helps make his own fate and chance.

Only happens because of the arragnment of neurons in your brain.

No.

I guess we’re going to need to dig up a “Free Will” thread.

No.

Well OK then.

Crisis averted! Great work, team!

yhwx said:

Neglify said:

You have zero self-control, good luck with that.

That’s a bit of a slanderous statement there.

Truth is a defense to claims of defamation.
DWI.

DuracellEnergizer said:

Trying to escape into a fantasy world where I am married. It isn’t working so far.

You’ve got some pretty modest fantasy realms, buddy.
I mean, why not an intergalactic harem-monger, at the very least?

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

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yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

if for no reason that my daughters tend to hum it a lot.

I’ve heard the same thing with The Imperial March, so there.

They hum that too. I’m not sure what your point is.

I think he’s calling your kids Space Nazis, dude. You gonna just take that?

I mean, no self-respecting Space Nazi’s father should take that kinda shit!

That’s funny coming from a guy who’s happy to make jokes about my parents beating me when I was a kid.

It’d be funny no matter who said it, but I agree the preceding tragicomic narrative added a certain contextual poignancy.

TV’s Frink said:

yhwx said:

TV’s Frink said:

if for no reason that my daughters tend to hum it a lot.

I’ve heard the same thing with The Imperial March, so there.

They hum that too. I’m not sure what your point is.

I think he’s calling your kids Space Nazis, dude. You gonna just take that?

I mean, no self-respecting Space Nazi’s father should take that kinda shit!

I highly suspect a Boba movie would do the same thing with the prequels, and the “Clone-Boba” backstory that comes with them, that TFA did: ignore it entirely.

TV’s Frink said:

Tyrphanax said:

I feel as though this is overthinking it all.

I feel as though that applies to most of the posts in this thread.

Well, certainly not your contributions.

So xwhy’s whole indexing effort was just Frink mimicry.
Why am I not surprised?

yhwx said:

A bit too stupid to tell.

FTWYSHWFS

TV’s Frink said:

I’ll bet the mothers in the crowd loved hearing that.

But if I were a porcupine I’d sure take umbrage!

yhwx said:

…knock it off unless you want to seem like a jerk.

I’m gonna take a wild guess and say Frunk isn’t terribly concerned with that.

DuracellEnergizer said:

yhwx said:

Now you’ve got it.

I’VE ALWAYS HAD IT!!! I AM IT!!!

Just cuz you’re a clown doesn’t make you It.

TV’s Frink said:

Google suggests he’s making a WoW reference, which he shouldn’t do. Especially here.

I think it’s a different reference, and the correct response is: “No, but I do have a mighty roar.”

joefavs said:

Just saw a pristine 35mm print of Jaws. Absolutely fantastic.

That theater is doing a two-week 70mm series shortly after my birthday, and I’m seriously considering going to at least half the movies. The ones I’m circling are Lawrence of Arabia (again; I just saw it two months ago but I don’t think I could live with myself if I passed up seeing a real print), 2001: A Space Odyssey, Spartacus, and Sleeping Beauty (they’ve got the only existing 70mm print). They’re also doing The Ten Commandments and Ben Hur on 35mm, and I’ll probably try to see one or both of those.

By “pristine” do you mean it was vintage but well-preserved, or was it newly-struck (if you know)?
What theater?

TV’s Frink said:

One does not chugalug anything but inferior beer. I call shenanigans on your graduation.

Hahaha you sound like one of the destitute townies from Hopsville that my fraternity bros and I used to steal girlfriends from nightly! At Chug we would do kegstands of Delirium Tremens and beer bongs of Hitachino White.
And then we’d steal your girlfriend and put her in a wet T-shirt contest where we’d spray Paulaner on her and all the other townies’ girlfriends while they cavorted and jiggled for our amusement.

ray_afraid said:

Show me a light beer that beats PBR. You can’t because they can’t.
I’m not saying PBR is good beer, but it’s better than any light beer. That’s a fact.

Good thing Bea was in the Mos Eisly Cantina, or this thread might be threatening to get off topic.

My point about the reputability of your Beerducation is not that your preference was incorrect, but that EITHER of those varieties was included in your curriculum.
I graduated with top honors from Chugalug University, and I’ll have you know we never once sullied our pallets with anything with less distinction than Sam Adams.

ray_afraid said:

PBR still blows away any light beer.
I take classes about beer.

At the beer equivalent of a non-accredited correspondence school, it would seem…

yhwx said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

(Cue the pathetic dead-horse “gag” of quoting me, deleting the “don’t” and typing “WYSHS”. Boy-oh-boy wuz that a knee-slapper the first eight thousand time ya done it!)

You don’t even understand what a joke is*. That ain’t one.

*Cue Ric Olie picture for someone who thinks jokes about my parents beating me are jokes.

I’ll tell you what I sure as hell don’t understand: this gibberish you just wrote.
Is it just the English Language that’s new to you, or the Written Word in general?
Can one of the regulars here translate this Frinklese into English?
Fuck, or even Emoji. It’d inevitably make more sense.

Stop pretending like you can’t understand words like “ain’t.”

Hey, that was actually pretty cute and funny, ywyx.
You deserve a cookie.
Frink, give ywhx a cookie.

yhwx said:

I leave for a few hours and the Star Trek thread blows up. I haven’t even checked Politics yet.

Be sure to let us know the moment you have!
I for one cannot wait!