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Darth Id

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24-Aug-2010
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16-Jun-2017
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#1043144
Topic
Random Thoughts
Time

TV’s Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Alannah Myles c. 2011

Not even 60 yet and she looks like she’s closing in on 80.

You’re fucking insane.

Was gonna say "WTF is wrong with you she looks beautiful and I daresay a lot better than in the 1989 pic where her hair’s all rat-nest and she all sleazed out and also the redhead’s cute."
Then was gonna say the “fucking insane” part.

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#1043140
Topic
General Star Wars <strong>Random Thoughts</strong> Thread
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moviefreakedmind said:

Is anyone else totally apathetic regarding the new Star Wars movies?

Planned to see Episogue One when Netflix got the Blu-ray, but after learning that they cyber-ghoulishly resurrected Peter Cushing, I lost even that mild interest.
Still plan to see Ep. VIII when it is Netflixable, until I learn that poor Carrie gets the same treatment in it…
Han Solo movie? Lol no. Can’t stand contemporary pretty-boy actors. (Even reformed stormtrooper guy in TFA was a little hard to take.)

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#1042892
Topic
The Random <em>Star Wars</em> Pics &amp; GIFs Thread
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Lord Haseo said:

Darth Id said:

Lord Haseo said:

Admittedly “Asshole of The Century” would have made more sense.

But how would a champion have been named already before the century had concluded???

(Hint: “contender” or “candidate” would be more coherent terms. Bottom line: this would-be meme needs a lot of work.)

Well the BBY and ABY shit is something we hadn’t considered yet.

[gives up in a pedantic huff]

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#1042878
Topic
The Random <em>Star Wars</em> Pics &amp; GIFs Thread
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TV’s Frink said:

Darth Id said:

TV’s Frink said:

Is that supposed to be a force ghost Anakin?

It looks terrible.

My question is: How would Darkside Forceghost Annykins be “defending champion” of assholery for the same year that Rilo Kiley killed Han Solo and so forth?
That would have to be one naughty Forceghost.

Defending Champion. Meaning he won the previous year.

But…how does a forceghost win Asshole of the Year like 30-odd years after dying??? is what I’m saying!!!

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#1042840
Topic
If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
Time

Possessed said:

And posting in the right thread.

Although I would probably cry if I broke my 300 dollar audio technica record player while riding a bicycle.

I really think for safety reasons you should not spin LPs on any turntables while operating a bicycle.

This has been a Darth Id Safety Tip.™ “Govern yourself accordingly.” ™

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#1042785
Topic
If you need to B*tch about something... this is the place
Time

Lord Haseo said:

So I just broke my audio technicas after falling on my sister’s shitty bike. Serves me right for biking with anything other than shitty fucking headphones.

I really think for safety reasons you should not wear any headphones while operating a bicycle.

This has been a Darth Id Safety Tip.™ “Govern yourself accordingly.” ™

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#1042360
Topic
Who is Ignoring You, and Who are You Ignoring? (was: Who is Ignoring You? (was: Hello all, I'm back!))
Time

Darth Solo said:

Make sense of this Darth vd: Tosser!

The only consolation to which I cling in this cruel, brutal and insane existence is that I can’t make sense out of anything you manage to type on this chat bored, Doth Swallo.

In fact, my best guess is that you’re a cat, sitting on the keyboard of the real “Darth Solo” and swatting at Dummysmell’s avatar because of all the bad bad memories.
Silly kitty, that’s not the real Enemizer! The real Enemizer is…

Right Behind You!!!

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#1042336
Topic
Who is Ignoring You, and Who are You Ignoring? (was: Who is Ignoring You? (was: Hello all, I'm back!))
Time

I am now reciprocating DummysmellEnemizer’s “spiritual ignore list” treatment.
Because he is very weird and has imaginary conversations with Goerge Lucas that are strange and boring and only cuts his hair once a year and is from Canadia and does unnatural things to poor defenseless cats, and I just can’t pay spiritual attention to someone like that.

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#1042332
Topic
Let's face it. The continuity in star wars does not exist.
Time

TV’s Frink said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Cthulhunicron said:

Darth Id said:

Cthulhunicron said:

Darth Id said:

Cthulhunicron said:

Darth Id said:

I love that this thread is not centered on the absolutely nonsensical “I am your father” death-knell to any semblance of SW continuity, but instead to this bizarre obscurantist, interpretive trivia.

Huh? Darth Vader being Luke’s father is a continuity error now?

Not so much an error as a flamboyant abandonment.

Abandonment of what?

Think about it, professor. What’s the topic of this thread?
…ah…ah…aaaaaand
THERE you go!
Now that you’ve stumbled over that hurdle, you can start to think of whether it makes any sense that Vader like suddenly realizes that he’s Luke’s father, and wanted him to have the lightsaber that Ben had, and also killed Luke’s father, and was Ben’s pupil and also Ben’s peer, and…

There’s no need to be rude or condescending.

Id is nothing but rude and condescending. Just ignore him.

I don’t know, I’d probably give him a 20% humor rate.

Although that seems modest at first, once you realize that Frinkle has an 80% margin of error, well, you do the math!

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#1041897
Topic
Let's face it. The continuity in star wars does not exist.
Time

Cthulhunicron said:

Darth Id said:

Cthulhunicron said:

Darth Id said:

I love that this thread is not centered on the absolutely nonsensical “I am your father” death-knell to any semblance of SW continuity, but instead to this bizarre obscurantist, interpretive trivia.

Huh? Darth Vader being Luke’s father is a continuity error now?

Not so much an error as a flamboyant abandonment.

Abandonment of what?

Think about it, professor. What’s the topic of this thread?
…ah…ah…aaaaaand
THERE you go!
Now that you’ve stumbled over that hurdle, you can start to think of whether it makes any sense that Vader like suddenly realizes that he’s Luke’s father, and wanted him to have the lightsaber that Ben had, and also killed Luke’s father, and was Ben’s pupil and also Ben’s peer, and…

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#1041846
Topic
Let's face it. The continuity in star wars does not exist.
Time

Cthulhunicron said:

Darth Id said:

I love that this thread is not centered on the absolutely nonsensical “I am your father” death-knell to any semblance of SW continuity, but instead to this bizarre obscurantist, interpretive trivia.

Huh? Darth Vader being Luke’s father is a continuity error now?

Not so much an error as a flamboyant abandonment.