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#344493
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THX-1138 (HD Transfer - 720p) (Released)
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Well, the Blade Runner DVD available at that time was sub-laserdisc quality, so anything would have been better.  Not long after that HD2DVD release, the studio released an updated DC disc that looked better than the HD2DVD, and then we got the Final Cut/DC/International/Theatrical/Workprint boxset that all look better than the HD2DVD.  And, of course, the Blu-Ray.

The current THX 1138 DVD looks pretty damned good, and unless this HD source used a different master (which I guarantee it didn't), it'll only look worse due to heavy compression used by most cable/satellite providers.

An AVCHD release would be great, until the Blu-Ray comes out.  But what would really be fantastic is a proper release of the theatrical cut (my LD2DVD, frankly, looks like shit).

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#344428
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Info & Ideas: ESB and ROTJ Wishlist
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He's a bounty hunter - as soon as he's got his money, he's off to catch another bounty and get more.  Why the hell would he be hanging out at Jabba's in the first place?

That's my "in-universe" rationale.  My REAL reason:  He does nothing in this entire movie but die.  And his death isn't even a good one - he's accidentally killed by a blind guy.  He serves absolutely no purpose other than that fans liked him in ESB so George decided to put him in ROTJ.

It's better for him to show up in ESB, do his thing there, then jet off, never to be seen again.  It makes him a more interesting, mysterious character than a bounty hunter who likes to hang out at some fat gangster's palace for no reason.  His presence in ROTJ, like his/Jango's presence in AOTC, makes him less of a badass, because beyond his function in ESB George didn't know what to do with him other than put him in to please fans.

He shouldn't be in ROTJ, and he shouldn't be in AOTC.

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#344324
Topic
Info & Ideas: ESB and ROTJ Wishlist
Time

I figure I should add my two cents to the list:

Opening:

  1. Consider the more radical re-edits to the entire movie (RotJ: Fan-O-Matic) Please, that would be fantastic!
  2. Change the opening crawl to something more dramatic than "Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba The Hutt" Again, please - ROTJ's crawl is, well, not very good.
  3. Add evidence of construction vehicles working on the Death Star, maybe even as just hints of movement around the incomplete side. I like the hints of movement idea, but not distractingly obvious
  4. Replace the shot of the Star Destroyer going overhead with a shot of the shuttle coming from the Executor. I would love to see this one.


Tatooine:

  1. Remove Boba Fett from the film. PLEASE DO THIS!  He has NO business being in ROTJ!  HE DOES NOTHING BUT DIE!
  2. Change Jawa eyes to match ANH. Never noticed there were Jawas in ROTJ.
  3. "Cantina"-ize Jabba's speech and expressions. Please.
  4. "Cantina"-ize other aliens in the Palace. Again, please.
  5. Make Bib Fortuna's tentacles move occasionally. Indifferent.
  6. Remove Greedo's dialog from the background noice in Jabba's Palace. Never noticed it, so I don't care.
  7. Remove 3PO's line of "Look, it's Captain Solo and he's still frozen in Carbonite!" Please!
  8. Cut down on Salacious Crumb's laughter. I'd like to see him removed entirely, as well.
  9. Cut/shorten the Droid Torture scene. Cut it.  What purpose would there be to "torture" a computer/robot?
  10. Remove Jedi Rocks. I say remove the entire "dance number."
  11. Remove Fett flirting with the dancer. Remove Fett completely!
  12. Restore Lapti Nek. Again, no dance number.
  13. Fix the flipped shots of Fett. This is easy when Fett ISN'T EVEN IN THE MOVIE.
  14. Change Boushh's dialog to be a more "realistic" language. Definitely needed.
  15. Mix up Jabba's minion's reaction to Boushh's thermal detenator so Fett isn't the only one who pulls out his gun. Or just cut Fett out completely.
  16. Cut Lando pulling his mask down after he hits his head on the low ceiling. That would certainly be a welcome change.
  17. Remove Lando hitting his head on the low ceiling. Does he?
  18. Remove the belch from the creature outside Jabba's Palace. Indifferent.
  19. Enhance the carbonite thawing process. That would be nice.
  20. Add Han's restraints when he is unfrozen. Always bugged me!
  21. Remove Han's scene with Chewie in the dungeons. Doesn't bother me too much.
  22. Remove Luke using Force Choke on the guards. I'm of the opinion that there are no "good" or "evil" Force abilities, it's how you use them.  So I don't care.
  23. Add Mara Jade (from the EU) to Jabba's Palace. I'd kind of like this, as the Thrawn trilogy is the only EU I like.
  24. Cut the Rancor Keeper's mourning. At least cut the dialogue of the guy "consoling" him.
  25. Remove SE Bantha herd. Pointless addition in the first place.
  26. Restore pre-SE Sarlacc. I say keep the new tentacles, but get rid of the God-awful beak.
  27. Add more menancing sounds to the SE Sarlacc. Once the beak's gone, the beak's sounds should be gone, so that kind of fixes itself, no?
  28. Fix jump cut as R2's panel comes open and the lightsaber pops up. Jump cut fixes are always welcome.
  29. Add the knob to the top of the emitter to the saber that comes out of R2. Never noticed.
  30. Shorten the amount of time Luke has his hand in the air waiting for his lightsaber. Please.
  31. "Restore" Luke's lightsaber to the preproduction blue. I'd kind of like to see that, but don't really care either way.
  32. Make it so Luke's lightsaber leaves slash marks on Jabba's crew. That would be kinda nice if it's done subtly.
  33. Remove/replace the scream as Fett spirals out of control. Well, if Fett's not in the movie, this isn't an issue.
  34. Make it so Han deliberately hits or shoots Fett using shots from later in the movie. Again, not an issue if Fett's not there.
  35. Make it so Luke beheads Fett. See above.
  36. Make it so Luke deflects a bolt at Fett which sets off his backpack. See above.
  37. Fix Fett's jetpack as they come out at the wrong angle currently. See above.
  38. Have Fett shoot at the Sarlacc as he falls into it. See above.
  39. Add a shot of Fett crawling/flying out of the Sarlacc. GOD no!
  40. Fix it so Luke actually kicks the guard while Fett flies out of control in the background. This shot won't be there if Fett's gone, right?  Non-issue.
  41. Restore Han's "Trust me" line. If he has to say anything, that's it.
  42. Make it so Luke doesn't have his hand straight up in the air to get shot. Yeah, that was always really stupid.
  43. Remove Luke's hand damage from before he gets shot. Never noticed.
  44. Attempt to restore the deleted Sandstorm scene and remove the ship-to-ship conversation. Don't really care, not to mention pretty much impossible.


Dagobah:

  1. "Cantina"-ize Yoda. Yes.
  2. Do something about Yoda's obvious rubber hand during his death scene. Yes.
  3. Tweak/cut Yoda's disappearance. Don't see the need to.
  4. Recolor the blue Force Ghosts to prevent confusion with blue holograms. Why?
  5. No Luke/Leia relation. YES!  PLEASE!  GET RID OF IT!


Rebel Fleet:

  1. Recut Rebel Briefing. The "Fan-O-Matic" version is pretty much perfect - use that!
  2. Shorten/cut the huggy Luke and Co. reunion ("I'm with you too" and on). See above.
  3. Different Shuttle Class for Tydyrium. Don't see why this is an issue, so I don't care.
  4. Replace/enhance matte painting of Rebel docking bay. YES!


Forest Moon of Endor:

  1. Add Endor so that the Forest Moon is actually a moon of something. If it's subtle, like the planet below the DS in ANH:R
  2. Change Ewoks to Wookiees. Ah, one can dream ...
  3. Complete removal of Ewoks. Again, one can dream ...
  4. "Cantina"-ize the Ewoks. Yeah.
  5. Add 3PO's line "I believe they are called... Ewoks" from the Radio Drama. Indifferent, leaning towards "no."
  6. Stabilize the speeder bikes during the chase. Yes!
  7. Adjust the scene so it looks like the Scout pushes Luke off of his speeder bike. Yeah, that makes more sense.
  8. Do something with Leia remembering her mother, her real mother. Or ... fix it in ROTS:R
  9. Change Vader's line of "Obi-wan once thought as you do" to "Your mother once thought as you do". That might be nice.
  10. Cut Teebo's Speeder Bike Adventure. YES!!!!
  11. Add more Imperial laser fire as the Ewoks attack. Yeah, sure.
  12. Add AT-AT to ground battle. Don't see the point.  So, no.
  13. Change AT-ST windows to match the windows in ESB. Don't care.
  14. Cut Chewie's Tarzan yell. YESSSSS!!!!!
  15. Enhance AT-ST explosion that is crushed between the two logs. Yes, or cut that part entirely.
  16. Enhance AT-ST explosion that is shot by Chewie's AT-ST. Yes.
  17. Remove Harrison Ford's reflection from safety glass as he runs from the bunker. Never noticed it.
  18. The shield generator explosion is huge and looks like it would probably wipe out everyone in the area. Agreed.


Death Star Attack:

  1. Rebel fighters crashing into the DS shield. Now THAT sounds like a good idea!
  2. More fighters overall (B-wings and A-wings especially). Eh, sounds good on paper, but might end up looking too "busy."
  3. Fix garbage spots in "one of the battle shots" where ships were not added. Umm ... huh?
  4. Just before Lando says "Yes, I said closer", some of the background ships don't tilt with the rest of the shot. So fix it, I assume?  That was worded strangely.
  5. Remove green matte boxes around ships. Yes!
  6. Remove/replace some of the copy/paste capital ships. Uh ... sure.
  7. Add more laser fire as the capital ships should be pounding on one another (a la the RotS opening). Again, be careful about making it too much like ROTS - that was just sensory overload.
  8. Add shots of Rebel capital ships attacking the surface of the DS (storyboard) Sure!
  9. Better end to the Executor. YES!!!
  10. Add shots of the gunner stations on the DS (from ANH). Unnecessary.
  11. Redub the Rebel pilot line: "Copy, Gold Leader". Why?
  12. Kill Lando, blow up the Falcon. Justify Han's feeling like he's "never going to see her again." It might be interesting, but I don't think there's enough footage to make it seem like anyone "feels" the loss after the battle (i.e., no grieving).
  13. Remove ring from DS explosion. YESSSS!!!!!


Death Star Interior - Luke/Vader Duel:

  1. Replace/enhance cardboard troopers during the Emperor's arrival. Please.
  2. Replace the Emperor's advisers with Nemoidians. NO!!!!!!!! NONONONONO!!!!!!!!!
  3. Fix the Emperor's "slugs". Yes!
  4. Move the exterior battle closer to the Throne Room window as it should be (a la the RotS opening). Be careful with this as well - don't distract from what's going on in the throne room.
  5. Remove/soften the more obvious lightsaber blade shadows. Yes!
  6. Fix large black matte that covers half the screen when Vader is kicked down the stars. Never noticed it, but if it's there fix it.
  7. Fix Vader's blade coming out the wrong end of his saber as he throws it to cut the catwalk. Yes!
  8. Remove Luke's lightsaber from Vader's hand while Luke is hiding. Yes!
  9. Edit Vader's dialog to hiding Luke to remove some cheesy lines. Don't know what's cheesy about it myself.
  10. Add Luke pulling his lightsaber out of Vader's hand after he is done hiding. If #8 is done, this isn't necessary, right?
  11. Add Sith eyes while Luke is beating Vader. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO.  If that's in ROTJ:R, I don't know what I'd do.  REMOVE THEM IN THE PREQUELS ENTIRELY.  They're SO stupid.
  12. Cut some of Luke's angry hits on Vader while he's down. No.
  13. Add more Sith Lightning. I'd say just enhance it a bit.
  14. Tighten up Vader's hesitation to save Luke from the Emperor. No, it's fine the way it is.
  15. Add Qui Gon voiceover to Vader's hesitation to imply that Qui Gon passes his secrets of Jedi Ghosthood to Anakin. NONONO!  See #11!
  16. Add flashbacks to Vader's hesitation of Padme, his mother, Qui Gon, etc. NOOOO!  See #15/#11
  17. Fix saber on/off issues. Yes.
  18. Restore Sebastian Shaw's eyebrows to the unmasking scene. Nah, one 04 change I liked (probably the ONLY 04 change I liked).
  19. Fix the transition from Sebastian Shaw's face to the bald cap he wears. Yes.


Ending:

  1. Fix Luke's lazy eye as he looks at the funeral pyre. Never noticed it.
  2. Add Leia viewing the funeral pyre. I'd like that.
  3. Remove SE celebrations. Indifferent.
  4. Restore pre-2004 buildings to the background of the Coruscant celebration. Don't care.
  5. Remove the "Weesa free!" line from the Naboo celebration. YES!
  6. Restore Yub Nub. Indifferent.
  7. Restore Sebastian Shaw as Anakin's Force Ghost. YES!
  8. Attempt to morph Shaw and Christensen into the Anakin Force Ghost. NONONONONO!  (See #16/#15/#11 from above section)
  9. Add other Jedi from the prequels appearing next to Obi-wan, Yoda, and Anakin. See #8 above.
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#344277
Topic
Star Wars: The Trilogy **PROJECT STALLED DUE TO HARD DRIVE FAILURE**
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Alright, here they are.  Interestingly, AOTC, which I think is the weakest-looking of the logos I made, was the only one made directly from an official logo.

 

 

 

I, naturally, have the full-res PSD files with no background on my computer.  If anyone wants them, shoot me a PM and I'll email them to you (if enough people request them I might just throw 'em on Rapidshare).

And if anyone has requests for a specific title to be done in this style, just ask and I'll take care of it.

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#344259
Topic
Star Wars: The Trilogy **PROJECT STALLED DUE TO HARD DRIVE FAILURE**
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ben_danger said:

those logos look awesome in colours, though a lighter shade of red would be better. i know you said you were going to pretend the prequels didnt happen, but does anyone know of any prequel title cards in a similar style?

Officially, there is no alternative logo for TPM (just the one with the big "EPISODE I")

AOTC has one:

As does ROTS:

I'll see what I can do about making similar PT opening logos for anyone who might want to use them.

I'm also willing to make similar opening logos for any "alternative" title (i.e. fan edit titles like "Balance of the Force" or non-canon titles like "THE CLONE WARS") that anyone wants.

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#344257
Topic
Star Wars: The Trilogy **PROJECT STALLED DUE TO HARD DRIVE FAILURE**
Time

I considered doing the crawls in those colors, and might still do it that way.  I haven't decided either way, this is still in the planning stages.

The font is the "official" Star Wars font called 'Astro,' used by Lucasfilm, designed based on the original logos (and updated based on the SE logos) by David Occhino.  It costs $20 for a license, which I paid since I gave up trying to find "good" Star Wars fonts.  It comes with an outline version, and I recreated the logos that way (using a lot of rearranging to get it to match as best I could).

I figure that Vader taunting Luke could be accomplished by changing his line to "If you will not be turned, then perhaps THEY will" instead of 'she,' referring to his friends.  If that doesn't work, I'll try to figure something out.

And I might actually use Adywan's edits as a basis for this, but I almost wanted to try it with the OOT first.  I'm not entirely sure.  At any rate, if I used Ady's edits, it'd be a long while before I got to ROTJ.

If I can figure out how to convert AVCHD on a Mac, I might just use his color-corrected SE as a base, assuming he finishes ROTJ by the time I get to it.

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#344190
Topic
Star Wars: The Trilogy **PROJECT STALLED DUE TO HARD DRIVE FAILURE**
Time

---NOTE---
While this project is now dead, I decided to leave this first post up in case anyone got an idea for something to do in an edit from this post.

Details on why this project is now dead can be found in my January 31, 2010 post.
---END NOTE---

Star Wars - The Trilogy

This is my first full-on fan editing project (though I'm no stranger to film/video editing).  I announced it back in February (it's now almost July), but it's since evolved beyond what it once was.

The goal for this project is to present the original Star Wars Trilogy as just that - a Star Wars trilogy.  For the purposes of this project, the prequels don't exist.  The EU doesn't exist.  Nothing except the original three films exist.

The genesis of this idea came when I was watching the GOUT copy of Star Wars and realized that I really wished they hadn't added the "Episode IV: A New Hope" subtitle, and that I was glad the GOUT didn't include it.  Then I watched Empire, and thought of how much better it would have been to not include "Episode V."  How much easier would it be to pretend the prequels didn't exist!

Then I watched Jedi, and was struck by how much I really don't like it anymore.  A fantastic series with an incredibly disappointing ending - but not one that is beyond saving (like Spider-Man 3 is ... ugh).

So, without further ado, here's my brand-new, current-as-can-be edit list for this project:

Star Wars
- Will use Adywan's Revisited NTSC DVD-9 as a base, with portions using Dark_Jedi's cleaned-up GOUT
- Theatrical mono mix where possible (where it isn't, the existing audio will be "downgraded" to match)
- New opening crawl created to match the GOUT Pre-ANH crawl (done to be consistent with ESB and ROTJ)
- Original shot of escape pod heading for Tatooine (no suns)
- Added battle droid in Revisited will be removed
- Original edit of Ben's hut scene
- SE additions to Mos Eisley removed where practical
- On the fence about whether to leave Ady's Cantina alterations or not (the hand will stay, though)
- Death Star reveals shortened to match original pacing, with original music/audio if possible (may return them to pre-Revisited state entirely)
- No PT music at all
- Electric-Torture-Needle-Thing from Revisited will be going.  I'm going to try to replace the needle itself with the original, but keep the erasure of the syringe markings if possible.
- Will attempt to restore pre-SE "dead end" for Han, to replace the SE hangar full of stormtroopers
- No more extra-slow-motion when Ben dies (added to Revisited)
- Added TIE reveal in Revisited will be replaced with the original
- Battle of Yavin in general will be edited to be somewhere between the admittedly more exciting Revisited version and the original pre-SE cut
- Last shot of Tarkin will be restored
- Brand new end credits (no starfield - this will be consistent with all 3 films in my series)
- New DVD menus

The Empire Strikes Back
- New opening crawl (only changes to the crawl itself will be the de-capitalization of "rebellion")
- Film is simply The Empire Strikes Back - no Star Wars, no Episodde V.
- Adywan's ESB:R will be the basis for this edit, with secondary footage from Dark_Jedi's cleaned-up GOUT
- Specific edits to be announced when ESB:R is released so I know what I'm keeping.
- Will use theatrical stereo sound as the basis for the audio.
- Brand new end credits (no starfield)
- New DVD menus

To perhaps better illustrate how this will work, here's a mockup of the new ESB opening logo (letterboxed like a 2.39:1 film on a 16:9 frame with a starfield for atmosphere) - this is what you would see immediately after "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away"):

It still needs work, but that's just a mockup.

Return of the Jedi
- New opening crawl
- Film is simply Return of the Jedi (though I may change the name) - no Star Wars, no Episodde VI.
- Adywan's ROTJ:R will be the basis for this edit, with secondary footage from Dark_Jedi's cleaned-up GOUT
- Specific edits to be announced when ROTJ:R is released so I know what I'm keeping.  Yeah, I know ... it'll be a while.
- Will use theatrical stereo (if possible) as the basis for the audio.
- Brand new end credits (no starfield)
- New DVD menus
- Radical re-edit of film

This will be the most drastically different.  The edits I plan to make reflect the "ROTJ Fan-O-Matic" thread quite a bit ("SomethingStarWarsRelated," you will be credited for your ideas in my edit, even if I don't distribute it widely), such as:

- The film will either open on Tatooine with Chewbacca being brought in, then Vader arriving at DSII, or vice-versa
- I'm toying with the idea that Leia is already there, and Han has long been unfrozen and is in the dungeon already, but this may not happen
- Luke is already on Dagobah, Yoda dies, Luke/R2 leave
- R2 and 3PO go to deliver the message, but get put to use as slave labor instead
- Luke comes to the palace at night, is captured (possible Rancor removal, not sure yet)
- BOBA FETT WILL NOT BE IN MY ROTJ AT ALL
- Sarlacc fight will be edited for silliness reduction
- Emperor arrives at DSII
- Rebel briefing, Luke may just not be present at all
- HEAVY editing on Endor to reduce Ewok silliness
- The rest of the movie will basically play out as before, but there will be no mention of Luke/Leia as siblings, and general silliness/cheesiness will be removed
- Hopefully a new/restructured ending to bring the trilogy to a more satisfying end

This is, of course, contingent upon what comes out of Ady's Return of the Jedi: Revisited.  It's quite possible that a lot of my problems with the film will be addressed by Ady, but then again he's said he won't kill any major characters, and I just might.

Mockup for the new ROTJ opening logo:

I debated going with the original (Times New Roman-style) logo, but it just doesn't look right, so I based it on the SE logo.

Release date for Star Wars is sometime before the end of this year.  ESB would hopefully be done sometime before the end of 2010, depending upon when Ady releases ESB:RROTJ is another story - it'll be started on when Ady releases ROTJ:R, which he hasn't even started on yet.  So it will, sadly, be a while before the entire set is available.

I may - may - do a preliminary ROTJ edit using Dark_Jedi's cleaned-up GOUT, and then do a "Final Cut" with the better source (ROTJ:R).  But that's up in the air.

Any suggestions - and help - is greatly appreciated!

7/9/09 - MOS EISLEY CLIP

Here's the (I hope) finished version of my Mos Eisley sequence - check the YouTube description for details on it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yZp5hNjoIQ

10/31/09 - BATTLE OF YAVIN CLIP

This one is in progress.  I'd like you guys to focus on the audio, and let me know what you think I should do to make it flow as seamlessly as possible (remember that I mixed this on laptop speakers):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnuO9EVUlQQ

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#344141
Topic
BSG
Time

No, the "Face of the Enemy" webisodes revealed that Baltar told Gaeta "I know what your Eight did."

To explain, in the webisodes, it's also revealed that Gaeta was sleeping with an Eight on New Caprica, and had been giving her lists of people to get out of Cylon prisons.  In reality, she was killing most of them, which Gaeta subconsciously repressed, though he kind-of knew it.

But yeah, that was a good episode, certainly - though if the teaser for Friday is right and Adama and Tigh are killed I'll be quite upset.

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#343952
Topic
STAR WARS Movies Animated
Time

2 - Real Answer: To preserve the surprise of his appearance in ESB
My "In-Universe" Answer: Due to his extreme old age, he has decided to remain in solitude, guiding other Jedi from afar through the Force, rather than participate in things that, despite his strength in the Force, might weaken or kill him from age.

5 - He sees Anakin as an incredibly useful tool, but if Anakin had any offspring, he may feel too attached to them and do what he does in ESB/ROTJ (try to have them help him overthrow the Emperor and become the ruler of the galaxy).  Without them or the Jedi, Vader's on his own, with no one but Palpatine to be his "family."

6 - While the "Sith pirates" idea was interesting, since "Sith" is never mentioned in the OT, I don't think they need to be in the PT, either.  I don't think the Jedi need to have an opposing Force-using organization.  But I'm open to the concept if it can be done well.

7 - Because the Jedi Order for all intents and purposes no longer exists by the time of ANH (Obi-Wan and Yoda are the last).

8 - Because Bail Organa, her "father," was still alive and well on Alderaan at the time of its destruction, ruling as King - she would have taken over as Queen if he died (and Alderaan still existed).

9 - Luke/Leia's mother should raise her on Alderaan until her death early in Leia's life, while Obi-Wan could take the twins/Luke to Dagobah for advice from Yoda at the end of III about their/his fate (we see Obi-Wan land on Dagobah with Luke, but we don't see Yoda).

Those are my ideas, anyway - I don't really know about #s 1, 3, or 4.

I don't want you to post an outline if you feel it's not fleshed out enough, but I'd like to hear your concepts if you're willing to share.