- Post
- #308811
- Topic
- Indiana Jones IV
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- https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/308811/action/topic#308811
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I am sick of everything becoming everything else these days. It was cool when Lord of the Rings Risk came out, nice to have a new map and all, but now we have Star Wars Risk and Transformers Risk, and many more Risks I don't want to know about. Monopoly is even worse. It just cheapens all these things. It cheapens Star Wars, it cheapens Monopoly, it cheapens Legos, and yes... it even cheapens Mr. Potatohead. All these once great products are becoming extremely lame by merging themselves together.
It was cool when they bred a lion with a tiger and made a baby liger. But now we are to the point of taking the genes of everything and artificially merging them into everything else and coming up with some really creepy ass mutants, which is what we see when we walk down the aisles of a Toy's R Us or the toy section of Wal-Mart. It really is quite horrifying.
I remembered back when Lego ripped off Indiana Jones and Star Wars by making their own generic "Star Wars" and "Indiana Jones" sets, but now they all have the real thing. Can't even buy cool lego sets like I got when I was a kid with knights or pirates. Now they are all Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, and Indiana Jones. There even used to be a ripped off Back to the Future lego series, now I am just bracing myself for the day when they manage to get into the pants of the real series and produce the ugly offspring of a licensed BTTF lego series. When everything is Licensed like this do kids get to use their imagination like we use to?
Ack, forget it. Thus is the state of the over marketing Empire we live in these days, might as well just stop complaining about it. So, anyone up for a game of Indian Jones Risk? I get to be the Nazis! You can be the one man army of the guy in the Fedora.