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#1627504
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Love Actually (minus Sex Tourist & Porn)
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I’m not really a big romantic comedy guy, but I’m an ESL teacher so whenever I have a class that has more girls than boys, a romantic comedy is often chosen for our reader/movie. We’ve done Four Weddings & A Funeral, Notting Hill, The Notebook, Me Before You, La La Land and more. It has given me a greater appreciation for the genre and how difficult it can be to get right.

By far, the most popular of the ones I’ve done is Love Actually, which also doubles as a fun Xmas movie. None of the various plotlines would be strong enough to sustain a whole movie, but together, they all make for a pretty classic rom-com/holiday film.

The problem is a subplot involving an ugly Brit who wants to travel to America to have sex with Yanks who love his accent and another subplot intertwined with it about an extremely wholesome romance between two porn body doubles. The actors are very charming, but there’s nothing to it beyond the ‘joke’ that they are simulating sex acts on camera. However, the sex tourist story is just lame and unfunny on every level.

Quite understandably, these two plotlines were cut from the Penguin Reader adaptation of the movie, but it has required me to stop and start the film to cut around the porn scenes whenever we’re doing it.

Well, I got tired of doing that so I downloaded Davinci Resolve and snipped those scenes out myself. The characters still show up at the airport at the end though because my audio editing skills are not nearly good enough yet. Plus, their presence still works as another example of Hugh Grants’ opening monologue about how Heathrow Airport is full of disparate people showing love for each other.

If anyone would like a link, please let me know in a PM. It’s available with English subtitles.

Be aware that this is NOT a PG-13 cut of the film. There’s still plenty of swearing, F-bombs, and a few naughty bits that my students don’t care about, but your hyper-conservative grandma might still take issue with.

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#1627457
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Galaxy of Adventures: The Original Trilogy (by Wakeupkeo, Irishpunk, Hal9000 & Bailey)
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For anyone that isn’t aware, this was a project created for my ESL students to give them a more exciting learning experience using Star Wars. It includes three short animated films based upon Episodes IV, V, and VI (with English subtitles), as well as fully-illustrated books for early readers.

We thought we were done once Hal9000 kindly offered to put together the RotJ edit, but, due to the limited footage available from the YouTube shorts, Hal wasn’t completely satisfied with it.

Luckily, Bailey asked if he could try to build upon Hal’s excellent work and filled in the missing pieces with the TIE Fighter anime and some clever editing tricks.

Special thanks to Wakeupkeo for the A New Hope edit and providing us with our new RotJ text crawl, Irishpunk for letting us tinker with his ESB edit. and Jenn from Reddit for first suggesting that anime as a substitute.

If you’ve already got the old link to the Galaxy of Adventures edits, the latest updates are all in the same place, along with a few other goodies. Feel free to share them with as many kids (or kids at heart) as you’d like. If you don’t have the links yet, just PM me here.

I’ve been genuinely overwhelmed by the incredible response thus far and the many stories you’ve shared with me of the great reactions these have gotten from all the sons, daughters, nieces, and nephews out there. Thanks.

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#1627148
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Obi-Wan and Anakin duel (2022) scene with English subtitles
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If anyone wants the Obi-Wan vs Anakin duel from the Kenobi Disney+ show, I’ve snipped it from Spence’s most recent edit of AotC and added Eng subs to it for my classes. It has all the adjustments and tweaks made to the deepfakes and lighting. It’s an interesting scene in isolation, but I don’t think it meshes very well with AotC, nor did it add much to the Kenobi show aside from padding out the running time.

I’m not sure what the rules are exactly about sharing short clips on this site. If I can put the link here in this thread, I will, or you can just contact me through PM and I’ll give you the link.

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#1626281
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Best OT fan edits that place an emphasis on continuity with the prequel canon?
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Hal 9000 said:

But yeah, I don’t want a Hayden ghost in ROTJ because it just doesn’t work to have a different actor in the same movie play the character, and because I feel it sends a message that Anakin merely regressed. Plus the footage used is dogshit.

I used to be in the same boat as you, but then I was beaten down by the endless barrage of kids asking me “Who’s that?” when Sebastian Shaw shows up next to Yoda and Obi-Wan at the end, even though they’d JUST seen the same actor playing Anakin only a few minutes earlier.

Granted, I show them the prequels and selected episodes of Clone Wars in between Empire and Jedi. Perhaps it’d be less of an issue if the prequels hadn’t cemented in their heads what Anakin Skywalker looks like. I think the aged up versions of Anakin fans helps fix the understandable regression issue.

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#1625482
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Help wanted: Galaxy of Adventures Return of the Jedi
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Thanks to Hal9000, this project is now complete. Please contact me if anyone would like a link to all three Galaxy of Adventures edits of A New Hope (by Wakeupkeo), Empire Strikes Back (by irishpunk) and Return of the Jedi (by Hal9000). All of them include English subtitles along with PDFs of their readers that were created for ESL students or for children learning to read.

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#1625225
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Looking for a Return of the Jedi edit (with English subs) that mostly just fixes Han
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Hi everyone. I’m looking for a Return of the Jedi edit to show one of my ESL classes. While I agree with the general consensus that RotJ is the weakest of the original trilogy, I don’t really to have any major problems with it or its Special Edition tweaks. I think the CGI Sarlacc looks fine, I don’t mind the Emoks or their antics as they always play great with the intended target audience of kids, and I think having young Anakin makes perfect sense. My main issue is Han and that he really doesn’t serve much purpose in the movie outside of being rescued in the first act and all that’s left is the lame jealousy thing with Leia.

So, what I’m looking for is an edit that keeps the film mostly intact but snips out those two bits and maybe Han accidentally hitting Boba Fett’s jetpack–although that’s not a deal breaker for me. I’m also not a huge fan of the shoddy CGI band sequence at Jabba’s palace.

Has anyone made a RotJ edit that fits this criteria. I’ve been through dozens of entries of the FanEdit database, but the ones I’ve seen have been a bit too radical in their cutting for what I’m looking for. If anyone could point me in the right direction, I’d appreciate it. Thanks.

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#1623526
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Help wanted: Galaxy of Adventures Return of the Jedi
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UPDATE: This project is complete. Thanks to Wakeupkeo, irishpunk, and Hal9000 for their excellent work!

Hi there, I’m an ESL teacher and I’ve been using various fan edits of Star Wars stuff for years now in combination with various ESL readers I’ve put together. I found a fan edit of the Galaxy of Adventures shorts for Empire Strikes Back made by irishpunk that I made English subtitles for. I found it was very helpful in my classes. A little while ago, the excellent fan editor Wakeupkeo combined the Galaxy of Adventures shorts for A New Hope for me, which has also gone over great with my students. These little hyperspeed-fast versions of the original trilogy are really effective at getting students excited and engaged in material that pop culture has since copied, recylced, and regurgitated endlessly for decades now.

Unfortunately, Wakeupkeo is currently unavailable to finish the Galaxy of Adventure OT trilogy at the moment and I have neither the editing software nor skills to do it myself. I have all the shorts downloaded with English subtitles ready to go, I just need someone who can combine them all together for me into one short film with the narration removed.

The big problem is that, unlike A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back, the Galaxy of Adventures shorts never included the ending of Return of the Jedi. It ends with Luke and Vader fighting in front of the Emperor. There’s also nothing with Lando and the Rebel fleet fighting in space. However, as this project is only meant to supplement the original films and reading materials the students will be doing, this isn’t really a deal breaker for me. I’m okay with the end transitioning into a recap of the Jedi vs. Sith battle as the final Galaxy of Adventures short did.

If anyone is willing to help me out, my students and I would be very appreciative. Please contact me through PM if you’d like me to send you the link to all the video shorts and readers I’ve compiled for this. Thanks for your time.