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#883119
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Watching Star Wars As A One Year Old
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I was seven when I saw Star Wars in 1977.
I think that’s the best age to introduce a child to that level of fantasy.
I was beginning to become cynical. I had already deduced where Christmas presents and babies came from but this fully restored the pilot light of wonder that Time Lord from Gallifrey had been tending to up until that point.
The bathroom sink was still the Tardis console but climbing on the bath and loo was my switching off the tractor beam (it would later be a certain Bespin gantry).
It’s suprising I didn’t break my neck.

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#882978
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THE WASHINGTON POST – George Lucas: To feel the true force of ‘Star Wars,’ he had to learn to let it go
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TV’s Frink said:

Anchorhead said:

He’s truly pathetic. Still trying to revise history. Telling us what he was really thinking back in 1976

He’s either a liar or an idiot. I prefer to think he’s a liar.

He’s a wealthy man with influence he can afford to be both dishonest and stupid.

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#882869
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How to play Despecialized Edition V2.5 on a PS3 if you don't have a BD burner
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I have now got a blu-ray player but I will not be able to get a burner for sometime if ever for reasons I won’t go into here.
I’ve tried watching earlier iterations of Harmy’s disc images from a hard drive in a media playing enclosure but the sound and picture go out of sync after a while. There isn’t a firmware update available (I assume it’s a codec thing as they play fine on my computer)
I don’t have a windows computer so is there any way of seeing these versions on a television?
I know the point of the effort is to get the picture quality as good as possible but I’m old and my telly isn’t the size of a barn so I would tolerate a reasonable amount of file size reduction 😃
Other edits of under 4GB in size play perfectly well to these eyes.
Alternatively I am more than willing to post blanks and return post to any kind person willing to take the time to burn these images for me.
I can understand why some members would be reluctant to do this considering the time and laser wear that such modes of distribution can cause and the potential legal problems. I have the official releases of the original and special editions of these movies.
I currently live in the UK and would gratefully appreciate any help given here.

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#882846
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The Prequel Radical Redux Ideas Thread
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I would prefer to see Dooku appear watching Qui-Gon’s funeral from a distance as a sign of his disaffection with with order. I don’t want him to be Sith at all but a Jedi who has correctly detected the Sith infiltration of the Republic and is trying to do something about it. It gives his character more depth and allows Palpatine to use the war as a propaganda tool against the Jedi no matter who wins.

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#882746
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Where/How will you see TFA?
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I first saw the first film in the Odeon, Brighton, England.
I saw the Special Editions there in 1997 with my then very young eldest niece.
We saw all the prequels there and I will see TFA there with my niece (now thirty years old).
I will hopefully see it on a bigger screen if it’s any good when I come home after the Christmas break.

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#882735
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The Prequel Radical Redux Ideas Thread
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It would be cool if the Naboo pilots held out for a long time slowly being worn down by the sheer number of the droids and then just as it looks like they are all going to die, the Jedi turn up in fighters and the droid control ship is destroyed by Obi-Wan from inside after killing Maul on the ship instead of on the planet.
The Jedi come across as heroes for once at least.
It would explain why the whole council are on the planet at the end of the movie.

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#882553
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Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope
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Everytime Luke or Leia get angry or do something questionable like choke someone, their eyes light up red.

For example when Luke is moaning about wanting to go to Toshi station or the Academy his eyes light up.
When Tarkin announces that he is going to blow up Alderaan anyway Leia’s eyes light up red.

This happens even if they are in disguise like Luke when he is wearing the Stormtrooper helmet or Leia when she is dressed as a Bounty Hunter in ROTJ.

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#882283
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STAR WARS: EP IV 2004 <strong>REVISITED</strong> ADYWAN *<em>1080p HD VERSION NOW IN PRODUCTION</em>
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One sequence which I hope could be augmented would be the Diagnoga scene.
Back when the first revisited was made Ady wasn’t as skilled and the technology to maybe look into the scene wasn’t available for general use if at all.
It played out okay to my 7yr old self back in the seventies but now it’s really obvious (despite Mark’s sterling efforts) that it’s a rubber octopus tentacle and likely the same one that looks crap pulling on Threepio in Jabba’s Palace Cell.
The real problem is the interface between water and the model and any additions that might be made.
It might be possible to film some wormy mini tentacles that come out of where the sucker cones currently are and then join them to the footage, rather than animating them in a computer.
The main problem is when the tentacles get stretch flat against Mark’s chest and look more like a belt than a living creature.
If the tentacles had little millipede like legs they could try to flex and crawl to get a better purchase on Luke and react to being struck and the eventual call to escape.

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#882150
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Episode V: The Ridiculousness Strikes Back
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I was working on some kind of safe sex joke to do with Han in carbonite. No progress there I’m afraid but it struck me that certain parts of Han will stay in the same position when he is frozen for a very long time.
Earlier in the film there is talk of “getting excited” so it could be possible to edit the carbon freezing to have Leia try to get Han excited as an extreme form of Viagra 😄

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#881943
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Return of the Jedi - Why so much hate? What do you guys think of it?
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The Ewoks are an early example of the awkward racial profiling by proxy we would get in the prequels.
George’s main talent is evoking nostalgia.
When his early successful films came out cinema was rather bleak and forward looking to a post nuclear wilderness run by apes and/or mutants the only surviving humans were on the moon which was escaping the solar system at super-luminal speed. All authority figures were as corrupt as Nixon and all children were possessed by or born of the Devil.
A film like THX-1138 fits into that sort of world with ease, maybe too much ease so he then made his first hit which practically invented the 50s nostalgia wave of the 70s, and the Star Wars and Raiders with their nods to cinema from happier more deluded times.
The problem being that those serials he was trying to evoke depicted some pretty awful racial stereotypes. The cowardly ‘Jap’, the noble savage, the money obsessed hooked nose Jew, the lazy black, the cannibal native.
The Tusken may fill the role of the Native American in a Western but he has the virtue of not having any of the physical tropes (no feathers, no war paint, no war song, no throwing axes, he gets a wigwam in the prequels but more of that later) so they work.
The Ewoks are beginning to be a bit too close to the hero eating natives of Tarzan to be comfortable. There is a serious debate going on now about the problems perceived by Slave Girl Leia and fat sultan Jabba but the Ewoks are more of a indicator of things to come for me than that.
In the PT we have the robot loving sneak attack slit-eyed Trade Federation, the money obsessed hooked nosed trader and Stepin Fetchit.
I don’t think George is trying to be offensive, his friends and family would hopefully not hang around such a man who would but I think he just doesn’t think like other people do and he increasingly distanced himself from people who might have steered him into more sophisticated ways of doing what he wanted. My main bag with the Ewoks is they are not seen as culture that could take down Imperial troops before the battle. Their look would be fine if it truly was subverted by showing the Imperials already being their victims.
That way the overnight traps make sense. The time for trophy helmets would be before the battle not after it. That way Han’s dismissal of them as cute Teddy Bears gets inverted, if we get a taste of foreknowledge that they could handle themselves and reclaim their forest without the outsiders help but not with the ticking bomb of the metal moon that needs to be destroyed. The Bolas gag gets used in both ROTJ and TPM which marks it out as the precursor of awfulness to come.

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#881902
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Return of the Jedi - Why so much hate? What do you guys think of it?
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imperialscum said:

Bingowings said:

The was no need to make Leia the sister of Luke even in the “lets get it finished fast” mood that Lucas was in at that point in his life.
Yoda could have been referring to Anakin as the ‘other’ hope.
Ben could be all negative about Vader and how he is beyond redemption and needs to be destroyed for the greater good and Yoda could be all wise and remind Luke there is always hope.
On his death bed Yoda reminds Luke of his earlier lesson about the nature of the light and dark sides. All that was needed was to have him reflect on how it might not necessarily be curtains for Anakin, that he might have been wrong and Luke might be onto something about redeeming his Father.

Well as I said many times already, I think Obi-Wan and Yoda never realistically considered Luke being able to defeat the Emperor. I mean if they did then they would not surely not wait to start his training at age of 20. To me, their plan seemed to be to use Luke merely as a tool to trigger Anakin’s return who would then destroy the Emperor.

At last we actually agree on something 😄

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#881826
Topic
Return of the Jedi - Why so much hate? What do you guys think of it?
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The was no need to make Leia the sister of Luke even in the “lets get it finished fast” mood that Lucas was in at that point in his life.
Yoda could have been referring to Anakin as the ‘other’ hope.
Ben could be all negative about Vader and how he is beyond redemption and needs to be destroyed for the greater good and Yoda could be all wise and remind Luke there is always hope.
On his death bed Yoda reminds Luke of his earlier lesson about the nature of the light and dark sides. All that was needed was to have him reflect on how it might not necessarily be curtains for Anakin, that he might have been wrong and Luke might be onto something about redeeming his Father.

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#881824
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The Prequel Radical Redux Ideas Thread
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Maybe the idea of balance to the Force could carry over into the ST.
In TPM there are thousands of Jedi and two Sith.
By the start of ANH there are two Jedi and two Sith, Masters and Apprentices.
Ben takes Luke as his apprentice upsetting the balance and is killed by Vader resetting the balance.
Then Yoda dies upsetting the balance leading to Palpatine’s death at the hand of Anakin and his own eventual death.
This leaves two, a potential Master and Apprentice where one is a Jedi and the other choked Jabba and choked Lando by proxy 😄