To the celebration scene at the end of RotJ, add freeze frames of each of the main characters, with a text description of what happened to them after the events of the movie, like in Animal House.
You could do 3 versions. A canon version, a Legends version, and a jokey version.
El cine puertorriqueño también es para adultos. Todo va bien.
¡BANG!
I had a dream that I was talking to the grandson of Frank Sinatra. Who was visiting Glasgow before meeting with Johnson at some big do in London. A civil servant lady interrupted the conversation saying that the Johnson meeting was off as there were giant Tornados and hurricanes ripping through cities on continental Europe and everyone was being moved into shelters… In the dream everyone just took it in their stride. Here we go again sort of thing. It was quite scary.
I tried watching Star Wars Resistance. I had to switch it off. Didn’t even finish episode 2. I know it’s meant for a younger audience but it’s really bad.
I tried watching Star Wars Resistance. I had to switch it off. Didn’t even finish episode 2. I know it’s meant for a younger audience but it’s really bad.
Change the name of the decoy Cordé to Sorbet and have her melt in the explosion.
I went to sleep with the Velux window up. Was having a wonderful dream about running down a wooded hill to the sea. In the dream I heard a woman’s voice warning me about the water. Suddenly woke up to find it was raining on my bed.
I’m not American and do not live in the US, but the overturning of Roe v Wade feels so very wrong.
That’s because it is. And it’s probably just the beginning.
The new Dune movie is gay.
“Why do I get the feeling that we’ve picked up another pathetic life form?”
I am late to this. Moth3r had a very dry sense of humour. If I managed to tickle an emoticon smile out of him I considered it a days work well done. My sincere condolences. Mortality is a mistake.
I guess I should share my fuzz crab fan art. https://twitter.com/umbongowings/status/1514947847019503626?t=mq6WTOR06P6y_zLpmKoVeQ&s=19
One thing I would like to see in ANH and ROTJ would be droids like K-2SO walking around. I really like Rogue One and I like how that droid signalled how both sides of the Clones Wars had converged to become the Empire. Its a nice design too. If only the prequel battle droids were that substantial.
I would just cut to Bail telling Ben Leia yas been kidnapped. And send him to sympathetic allies who help him break in to the Fortress.
It would have worked better if a Sandperson did attack and Reva saved Luke. I wish she had lost the saber in the previous episode. When Luke lights up his new saber in ANH wouldn’t he be all “wow that’s like that red one that crazy lady my Aunt and Uncle scared off had… I thought I dreamt it” otherwise the whole sequence is pointlessly distracting. The show is about Kenobi not some child torturing dudes and dudettes. It’s all making redemption very cheap.
Luke Skywalker: You fought in the Clone Wars?
Ben Kenobi: Yes, I was once a Jedi Knight the same as your father.
Luke Skywalker: I wish I’d known him.
Ben Kenobi: He was the best starpilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior. I understand you’ve become quite a good pilot yourself. And he was a good friend. Which reminds me, I have something here for you. You father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn’t allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
C-3PO: Sir, if you’ll not be needing me, I’ll close down for awhile.
Luke Skywalker: Sure, go ahead.
[C-3PO shuts down.]
Luke Skywalker: [to Ben] What is it?
Ben Kenobi:It’s your mother’s dildo. A bit of a grim memento to be honest. I’ve got some batteries around here somewhere. If I recall it could go like the clappers. She used to refer to it as Thunderous Applause.
It had a few wonky scenes but generally I don’t get the negativity. It’s better than most of Return of the Jedi.
Forgive me if this has been suggested or tried before but in The Last Jedi when the resistance call for help instead of no response maybe the transmission from Palpatine could be heard. His puppet is lost he might feel strong enough to emerge after the recent destruction of the Republic Capital and Fleet. It would be the ultimate kick in the teeth for the resistance. And then in walks Luke. That way the Palpatine thing isnt just chucked in for the last part.
Have the same pan pipe band busking on every street corner.
I know it’s a bit wonky but the sparing sequences in Episode 5 of OB1 seem like a better introduction to adolescent Anakin than the elevator scene in AOTC. This show might be lacking in some ways but it and The Mandaloran might serve as additional material for PT edits.
“Swear to me!”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
You could remove most of episode 2 and 3 and have the kidnappers take Leia straight to the Spanish Inquisition. Cut the Vader vs Kenobi bit because the suit doesn’t fit and it looks like a fan film. Cut a lot of the in fighting with the Spanish Inquisition. I know the Empire like pitting the military against each other but these guys answer to a very difficult boss and it gets repetitive.
At some point you could even consider removing the entire show 😂
There are some nice character moments but it does seem that much of the time Ben is looking for Leia, rescuing Leia, talking to Leia, losing Leia. In terms of condensing the story losing much of 2 and 3 makes sense. Getting Ben to go right to the fortress cuts out much of the padding added to the film story to turn it into a show.
You could remove most of episode 2 and 3 and have the kidnappers take Leia straight to the Spanish Inquisition. Cut the Vader vs Kenobi bit because the suit doesn’t fit and it looks like a fan film. Cut a lot of the in fighting with the Spanish Inquisition. I know the Empire like pitting the military against each other but these guys answer to a very difficult boss and it gets repetitive.
Had my try at inserting the Order 66 scene from the beginning of Kenobi into ROTS
Superb. The younglings could make it to the council chamber along with Grogu and a supercut could be made. It fits into the scene so well. It really lifts it.
