Bingowings

What does the magical cue ball say?

Does this mean I’m not Alan Moore?

It was a really nice sunny spring day here today. I managed to finally get the back garden almost completely ready for the year to come. I’m still preparing the tomatoes and some pea plants on my window sill (not quite warm enough to put everything out yet) looks nice.

Beer doesn’t drink itself.

Corn or not corn?

Han says he has been around and not seen evidence that the Force or anything like it is real.
It’s a galaxy where most Force Users are dead or in hiding, the dominant and tyrannical political power represses information and sympathy for a pro-Jedi pro-Force interpretation of phenomena, history and culture and Han is cynical.
He doesn’t say he’s never heard of the Force he just doesn’t believe in it. Luke has never heard of it because he lives in the middle of nowhere and his adoptive parents actively dance around the subject. It’s sort of weird he believes so quickly but maybe he has an instinct for these things in his genes.
The dumb era is the ST era. Presumably with the rise of Republic on one side and the rise of the First Order on the other promoting and evoking the memory of famous Force users would be something both sides would do. Vader the hero of the Empire. Luke the hero of the Alliance. Rey thinks the stories are mythical but she already has powers along the same lines as those stories. It’s like someone with a green thumb not believing in Percy Thrower.

All the Heterosexual characters are whales?

Also for when the Death Star fires up replace the power station controls with an oversized pocket calculator in homage to the Uzay backing cards. And add the power up flubber of an original Xbox to the actual firing sequence.

Re: the Palace Dug. The fact that everyone is supposed to be pretending to be asleep makes it’s stupidity layered, didn’t he get the memo?

It’s an old trope, there are two such characters in the Daredevil television adaptation alone.

Super Bombad Racing isn’t very super bom.

Face palm trees more like.

I would love to see a film with middle aged Ben-Wan Kenobi living the desert life. Trading with Jawas, trying to earn the fear and respect of Tuskens. Dances with Wamp-rats.

As the Death Star destroys Alderaan Vader could cry out, “It’s working! It’s working!”

I laughed too!

All of them.

I suppose it could be the ‘parking’ light. So in ROTJ:R we might see the light off as the walker approaches the platform but as it stops the light goes on and the people walk out of hatch.
That really has nothing to do with reason I brought it up again but there you go 😄

Vader could bemoan about how much he hates asteroids and how coarse, irritating and ubiquitous they are. Pitch shifting Hayden and mixing it with JEJ may achieve the necessary.

TV’s Frink said:

The worst part of Army of Darkness is the helicopter shot at the end, when Ash doesn’t say anything at all.

Being in the UK I’m more familiar with the Big Ben ending where he screams about oversleeping (which would make a good alarm clock noise)

SilverWook said:

Jim Henson’s Force Ghost Babies?

^ Disney own the whole thing now so yeah.
I can hear the theme tune now 😄

The idea of it being the default lighting or a HUD was thrown out years ago. I only mentioned in relation to ROAST which is my preferred acronym for the new spin off 😄
Having one walker switch on a red light some way into the battle would establish this is something that happens for reasons we don’t need to know, but isn’t the default setting or signifying the leader or anything like that.
But as I said I am aware that if the ST isn’t important to this project the spin offs are probably less so.

WRONG EVERYTHING!

My mum still says RT-22 (partly because when we were toddlers we would call our Aunt Katrina, Aunty Too-Too and this was some time before 1977).
She also calls gremlins crimplings for some reason.

So this means we get to see the Mr Hankie Jabba again?

Replace the three Force ghosts with ghost babies (including one Yoda ghost baby)

He spent some quality time looking into the shattered face of his father. If we could recognise him restored but glowy and translucent back in 1983 I’m pretty sure his son could.