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Adamwankenobi

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#172626
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Anomalous phenomenon thread
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Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Ok, well come back and tell me you're not scared after you allow some fucked up entity from some evil dimension into your house and it won't go away and makes your life a living hell...


Only if you allow it that is. It's all in the mind. If you don't believe it, it doesn't exist.

Is that what Wikipedia told you? How can you be so sure?


WTF? Wikipedia is an encyclopedia. No, it came from me.
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#172604
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What you're reading now: EU style
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Originally posted by: Invader Jenny
I like how corny things are getting in the "Splinter of the mind's eye" when it comes to technical stuff. Like the lightsaber blade stuff. Apparently in this book Luke can adjust it to the point where the blade looks like an icepick and stab locks with it, and that he has to hook up his blaster to the saber to "charge it up."

Riiiiiight....


It's good for a giggle.


Well, those blades in ANH did look pretty thin at times. Maybe Obi-Wan did the same with his saber.
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#172602
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SW and Performance Enhancing Drugs
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Originally posted by: greencapt
Originally posted by: maddog00
Well, SW:Galaxies would essentially imply that ANYONE can be a jedi...which, last I checked, isn't possible.

But that game isn't canon in any shape or form...


(Dawn. Interior shot of AWK's house. MS of AWK as he goes through moring ritual- eats bowl of Jar-Jar-O's, brushes teeth and settles down at computer to decide which forums to irritate this morning. ECU of AWK's eyes showing great glee as he discovers some poster has mentioned the word 'canon' in regards to something 'Star Wars'. ECU of AWK's hands as they being to type the most annoying diatribe his groggy, half-asleep mind can think of attempting to speak for some phantom Goerge Lucas definition of what is 'canon' and what is not which, like his idol, is incoherent to the Nth degree.

Cut to series of MCU's of other OT.Com users as they read the above diatribe and display their frustration in a variety of comical ways- throwing their arms up in the air, wringing their hands together, pulling their hair out, snapping the head off of the clone trooper figures they bought despite having hated AOTC.)


He's mostly correct, actually. SW: Galaxies as a whole isn't considered canon because a good majority of it contradicts the films and other EU. Only certain aspects of it that don't change and don't contradict the films are considered canon.
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#172546
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: JediSage

Back on topic: I hate, the song that won't get out of your head. My kids watch a show called The Big Comfy Couch, and there's a sequence in the beginning where the lead character is doing stretches on top of a picture of a clock, and the entire time they're playing this really addictive music and it's been in my head all day... Arrrrrrghhhhhhhh!!


A horrible song for a horrible show.
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#172520
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'Merge' Article- Lucas in his own words
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
I wonder what would have happened if one of the fans at the Q & A at Celebration III last April would have confronted him with a copy of Splinter of the Mind's Eye with his forward in it, and told him that in his own words he was going to make nine films. I wonder how he would have reacted to that!


"I don't have time to write the forwards for all my books. I never actually said that. I gave my publicist a rough outline for him to write it for me, and he decided to make up all this stuff about nine films, not me. I've since sued him for starting this rumor contrary to my vision, and my next re-release of the book should have it closer to my original vision."


LOL!