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Adamwankenobi

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#172780
Topic
Changes you want (or don't want) to the 2007 archival editions
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Originally posted by: Scruffy


OBI-WAN

When Yoda saw what had become of him, he ordered me to kill Anakin. We fought ... your father fell onto solidified lava and caught on fire. I imagine he clawed his way out after I left him screaming in pain, and the change had been burned into him forever. (...) Your father left because your mother was pregnant with you and he wanted to save her from dying in childbirth. I know it doesn't make sense, Luke, but I'm the one telling the story here. Turns out she died in childbirth anyway. We wanted to keep you safe as long as possible, and Bail Organa really wanted a kid, so I dropped you off with your Uncle Owen on Tatooine--boy was he surprised!--and Bail took Leia to live on Alderaan.


Hold on a sec. That quote is almost completely accurate! Where you get it at?
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#172762
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: TheSessler
Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I FORGOT ABOUT BARNEY. UHG...


NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO WATCH THEM IN THE MORNING, BUT MY KIDS HAVE THEM ALL ON VHS. THEY JUST HAVE TO WATCH THEM ALL OF THE TIME. I GET A NICE LITTLE BREAK WHEN THEY PUT IN THOMAS THE TRAIN, OR THEY DECIDE THAT THEY WANT TO WATCH SESAME STREET AND MR. ROGERS.


I NEED A VACATION.





Thomas the Train is seriously some good stuff. Especially the ones narrated by George Carlin and Alec Baldwin.


I believe you're talking about Shining Time Station.
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#172736
Topic
Anomalous phenomenon thread
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Well, this thread has turned into the Me and Adam show without actually going off-topic. Still, all this crap about Adam doing the Ouija board is getting old, so does anybody have anything worthwhile to add? Strange stories, experiences, theories, etc?


OK so to make it easier, here are the subjects we can go through:

* UFOs - UFO sigthings, alien sightings, kidnaps

* Weird natural phenomena - Ball ligthning, human combustion

* Weird human phenomena - ESP, future prediction, telecinesis

* Afterlife contact - Ouija boards, EVP, ghost or spirit sigthings

* Other insanities: Bigfoot sigthings, Atlantis, conspiracy theories


I vote for Afterlife contact.
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#172729
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
Originally posted by: ricarleite
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Yeah Ric, there are those who say Tupac is still alive, and apparently there are a number of clues to support this theory in his music.


Like with Andy Kaufman. Only thing is, Andy Kaufman IS alive.


ANOTHER BELIVER!


That's right. Tupac Shakur and Andy Kaufman and Elvis Presley and Adolf Hitler and everyone else who faked their death are all setting at a bar somewhere down in South America laughing their asses off at those of us who think they're dead.
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#172672
Topic
SW and Performance Enhancing Drugs
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Originally posted by: Darth Enzo
Originally posted by: greencapt
Cut to series of MCU's of other OT.Com users as they read the above diatribe and display their frustration in a variety of comical ways- throwing their arms up in the air, wringing their hands together, pulling their hair out, snapping the head off of the clone trooper figures they bought despite having hated AOTC.)


...dusting off their baseball bats and consulting Yahoo! Maps to find the dopest route to Glasgow, Kentucky...


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Well, only if it is a roadtrip™©® authorized by the MANGLER BROS., INC.™©®)