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Nobody sang The Bunny Song in years…
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For doubleofive:
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真実
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Possessed said:
Doing it wrong.
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imperialscum said:
Doing it right.
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Jetrell Fo said:
Doing it wrong.
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TV's Frink said:
Because I'm Not Brain-Dead.
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
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Possessed said:
True story below.
So, I live in a neighborhood one might easily call a "ghetto". A couple months ago I was strolling the streets cadging for loosies. Outside the subway station, across the street from a liquor store, a chap I hadn't met struck up a conversation with me. He didn't have Kools or Newports to spare, but he held in his hand a bottle of a magic potion he brewed himself. 'Twas a mixture of vodka and malt liquor, a swill I had yet to consume.
He told me he had to catch the train in a few minutes and he wouldn't be able to drink it all himself, but if I had a cup, he'd certainly divvy up the hooch. "Good sir," said I, "while I am touched by your unselfishness and would love nothing more than to storm the ramparts with you... sadly I am not the type of lad who carries clean cups." He nodded, "Yeah me neitha." Then he guzzled half of it down without a snag. He held the bottle up the moonlight and kissed it good night. Then he tipped his hand and poured out a lil' liquor.
Then I found someone else to give me a fag.
Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.
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Your mom is a loosie.
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Originality of joke - 2/10
Execution - 5/10
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7/10 is pretty good!
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I believe the number you're looking for is 7/20.
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hairy_hen said:
I believe the number you're looking for is 7/20.
You suck at fractions.
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Frinktions.
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You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
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