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The I'm Not Dead! thread
zombie84
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Jedi KnightFor all those who come back after vast periods of inactivity.
So hey guys, I've been on mars for a straight year. I'm back now! More endless discussion! More endless arguments! More articles for secrethistoryofstarwars.com! And maybe savestarwars.com too. I've updated Secret History of Star Wars for the first time in a year, plus I made a facebook page. Consider me back.
So what did I miss?
The Secret History of Star Wars -- now available on Amazon.com!
"When George went back and put new creatures into the original Star Wars, I find that disturbing. It’s a revision of history. That bothers me."
--James Cameron, Entertainment Weekly, April 2010
greenpenguino
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Problem frink?? ;)Nothing much. Bingo got pregnant with Burt Reynolds' child, Warbler sighed so much the accumilation of 'sighs' gained sentience and escaped off somewhere into the internet, Frink set fire to the Last Movie seen thread... twice, some French alien showed up in Prometheus, and I did lots of awesome things many times (because I'm awesome, and modest.)
So.... the usual.
Anyways, why would you want to go to mars? The parties there suck, there's hardly any atmosphere.
I'm the forums younger clone of TVs' Frink. Except sillier...
DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!
zombie84
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Jedi KnightMars also has three-breasted midgets, so don't be hatin'. Also, with that avatar, I hear everything you say in the voice of Jeffery 'Dude' Lebowski, and none of it seems out of place, which is weird.
The Secret History of Star Wars -- now available on Amazon.com!
"When George went back and put new creatures into the original Star Wars, I find that disturbing. It’s a revision of history. That bothers me."
--James Cameron, Entertainment Weekly, April 2010
zombie84
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Jedi KnightWait...I'm confusing Total Recall and making it awesomer than it was. It has midgets and three-breasted women, but unfortunately they are separate characters. The remake has hope!
The Secret History of Star Wars -- now available on Amazon.com!
"When George went back and put new creatures into the original Star Wars, I find that disturbing. It’s a revision of history. That bothers me."
--James Cameron, Entertainment Weekly, April 2010
Gaffer Tape
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Imagination PrincessSo... the triple-breasted cat dancers from Star Trek V?
There is no lingerie in space...
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don't exist... then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks... and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming... Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
TV's Frink
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Likes Lens FlairsWelcome back! Have you finished my workprint review yet? ;-)
Bingowings
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Magister Pontifex MaximusNeither can hold a torch to Eccentica Gallumbits, that's one good time girl worth growing an extra arm for I can tell you.
Say goodbye, to all this and "hello" to Jason Issacs.
The I'm Not Dead! thread