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He might have held it while it was on, but he hardly used it.

You don't think Luke's receiving of the lightsabre is a Chekhov's gun?  He doesn't get to use it until the sequel, for crying outloud!

Of course!  You should try it!

All women are.  Secretly or otherwise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-TV

and more specifically:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-TV#Golden_Oldies

This was a video cassett with a bunch of 50’s and 60’s songs edited with clips from a bunch of Disney animations.

I desperately need it.  Tapes are available for ~$25 on Amazon, but I don’t have a tape player, so I was looking for a Digital Preservation.

Can anyone help?

Yes, that would be awesome.  Someone please make this happen.

Erm... which guy, Zombie?

You dirty rat!   You killed my brother!

~and~

Play it again, Sam.

~and~

Why don't you come up and see me sometime?

I loved it for the "Makin' My Dreams Come True" segment, and the Expectation vs Reality segment.  The rest of the movie can go hang for all I care.

How dare you have the same name as my dead brother???  YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE!

Don't worry Mini Ric.  Moff Panakaka approved you.  So I think you're good.

TheBoost said:

Warbler said:

A Man For All Seasons. 

 I'll see that and I'll raise you "Becket."

(doing a Peter O'Toole/Henry II marathon. Gonna do "Lion in Winter" tommorrow!)

Wait, I just saw, "A Man for Winter" and "Lion in All Seasons."  Did I do something wrong?

Suck it, with!

This really happened to me, so don't laugh:

It was way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop.  You know the place.  Well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy.

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast.

A big bowl of sauerkraut.
Every single morning.
It was driving me crazy.

I said to my mom: I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother- She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train and she leaned right down next to me.  And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"  And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth.  And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old.  That's when I swore that someday: Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer.  And the towels are oh so fluffy.  Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long.  And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt.  I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize.  That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

TO BE CONTINUED

Moving again?  I thought you just moved.  Might as well tell me you're washing your blue, blue hair.

I've moved my gamertag over the internet before, and it took forever.  It's really quick if you happen to have a memory card.  I think you can use USB memory sticks over 1GB now, but I haven't tried that yet.

Here's another comparison for you Office Watchers:

It's like Scott's Tots.

Laptop batteries indeed.

When do I find out I won second place?!?!  This is taking forever!

L4D2 Saturday night?

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Worst-of-Wookiepedia/post/387094/#TopicPost387094

???

*oh snap!*

Whaaaa?  Is that where that Wookieepedia picture came from?

They're from different universes, one is from the distant past and the other from the different future...  She's got a piece of metal on the side of her head... I just don't see this working out.

DC ran a megacrossover in 1985 called "Crisis on Infinitie Earths"  Any other reference to an Infinite Crisis of some kind is a play on that.

(Edit: Dang.  Beaten to the punch.)

A couple years ago, my wife and I had an afternoon off and we decided to go for a drive  But what started out to be a nice pleasant drive into the country turned into the "Afternoon from Hell." First of all, when Marta and I were leaving, the cats looked at us like, "Where are you going?" Then, when we were driving, we had to stop and get gas. So right there that's time taken away from looking at scenery. Then, when we got home, guess what the cats are doing? Sleeping! Man, what next?

TheBoost said:

What's the most inexplicable thing that has ever happened to you? The wierd, the bizarre, the mysterious?

When I was 18 I was gassing up at night, and as I exited the gas station I saw another gold-colored Ford Temp pulling in. Curious who drove the same car as myself I looked in the window.

I was driving.

Not a guy who looked like me. Me. Same hair, glasses, bad sideburns, letterman jacket. And it was the same car. Same lightning-bolt air freshener hanging from the rearview mirror, same duct tape holding up the sideview mirror.

We both slowed down and stared at eachother for about 6 seconds, then, overcome with an inexplicable terror, I accelerated out of the gas station onto the street and drove off at full speed.

I was sober and not overtired, so short of a random lengthy causless hallucination I've never known what to make of this occurance.

 

 THAT WAS YOU???!?!?!?!?