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The hardest spot the difference game ever!
The hardest spot the difference game ever!
Warner Bros. confirms that Ben Affleck will be directing Next solo ‘Batman’ film.
That’s actually great news. Ben Affleck knows how to act and he knows his way around behind the scenes. His direction in Gone Baby Gone is masterful, I’m looking forward to the next line of DC movies!
Sadly, they just released a depressingly awful Justice League trailer at SDCC, and an okay-but-ugly Wonder Woman trailer.
Old Ben Spins Off: A Star Wars Story
It’s Inception but Ben is stuck on the spinning top. Eventually, he falls off and hits his head. He wakes up face down in the sand to the sound of Owen Lars yelling at him to stay away from Luke, especially after a long night at the Cantina.
I knew Hansi would be more guilty than he claimed, but I honestly didn’t expect him to be guilty of ALL of those socks. Thanks, Jay!
Star Trek: Beyond - 9/10
Weakest villain of the three newer films, but everything and everyone else shines.
Basically, everything Tack said.
Don’t fly Delta. You might be forced to watch TFA on VHS. 😉
I flew Delta fairly recently and all I got was a safety video full of internet memes that nobody’s used in years, and Dr. Strangelove (which I didn’t get to finish because the flight was too short).
I still occasionally go to the local charity store to get 99 cent tapes of movies that I either haven’t seen before (or at least not in a long time) or just don’t care quite enough about to shell out the Blu Ray money.
I’ve decided to change to a simple x/10 scoring system (with no decimals). My old letter method became a pain. This is simpler and easier.
Anyway;
The Abyss - 8/10
I like it a lot. Now, WHY IS THIS MOVIE NOT ON BLU RAY?!?!
HansiG turned me into a newt!
…I got better.
Part of me wishes movies were still released on VHS. For example; The Force Awakens would be great to have so I could marathon the OT and TFA without jumping from VHS to Blu Ray quality (since I don’t have a good enough computer to get Harmy’s versions, nor have I ever bought the Blu Ray SEs to legally get them anyway).
So what do you think about the allegation that Hansi is a sock of the Wario account?
As for the accusation that I am a sock of Wario, I have no real evidence to prove my innocence, except my own word, which I know most of you won’t believe. Still, I am not Wario…
EDIT: already pointed out.
If I go off of nostalgia alone, Wars wins easily. I didn’t get into Trek until two years ago when I caught the first two movies on TV airing back to back. My father sometimes spoke about how much he loved Trek as a kid, so I figured I’d watch. I’ve been a fan of Star Wars ever since I was 3 or so.
Is the gay dolphin male or female?
Follow up question: If male, would said dolphin be on the bottom or the top?
You’d never be able to start any new relationships either.
Haha joke’s on you, I can’t do that anyway!
How about we all make our own Neglify/yhwx style judgement threads for ourselves!!
Wait wait wait wait wait wait. Don’t drag me into this. I didn’t make any bullshit self-invalidation thread. That was Fo and yhwx, both probably influenced by Frink’s (good) “Roast Me” thread.
Sorry, idk why I typed your name instead of Fo. It’s fixed now.
How about we all make our own Jetrell Fo/yhwx style judgement threads for ourselves!!
You’re a’ight.
Fixed.
One-upped
Two-upped
BLANKETS you get too warm and comfortable, so you never want to get out of it. Never stand up again, never eat, die.
Water. Don’t let that shit fool you. It’s out to get ya.
Water is contaminated with toxic lethal chemicals like DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!! and sometimes even fluoride!!
Closets!!! What if a gay skeleton warrior is inside, plotting to kill you and your family???
Seems like a straight skeleton warrior would be just as dangerous.
But less likely to be in closet. Straight skeleton warriors mostly hide in forests and Whole Foods stores.
Ceiling fans. Gravity. They fall on you. They cut. You’re dead.
Or what if you just need to stretch?? Lose a hand! I’ve come close many times.
Closets!!! What if a gay skeleton warrior is inside, plotting to kill you and your family???
It’s nice to see people coming together over a game.
Even an objectively bad one?
Yes.
Maybe we should make Trump and Clinton watch anime together.
Both would hate it, but Clinton would pretend to be a fan to get younger voters. Trump, meanwhile, would call for banning all Japanese media.