logo Sign In

sean wookie

User Group
Members
Join date
11-Jan-2004
Last activity
28-Jun-2025
Posts
9,875

Post History

Post
#357004
Topic
Whaddya say we get to know each other a little?
Time
C3PX said:
sean wookie said:

"... used to admire John Lennon... And I want to be exploded after I die.

Used to admire John Lennon? Have you forsaken the great Lennon?

Exploded? Dude, that is awesome! Is there some place that offers that service? Sounds like a brilliant alternative to cremation.

I have now thought long and hard about this (gave it a good 3 minutes) and I have decided that I too would like to be exploded after I die (but not a moment sooner, if it can be avoided).

 

 

I admire Trent Reznor now for his musical talent and corpse exploding is awesome.

 

Post
#356993
Topic
Whaddya say we get to know each other a little?
Time

Hi my name is Sean Akers. I like to imagine murdering people in awful ways. I listen to Nine Inch Nails and used to admire John Lennon. I'm learning to play guitar and am borrowing a Epiphone Sg Special from my brother. I get told I look like Jack Black a lot. I belong to a union. I am a liberal who is a strong supporter of gun rights and the legalization of drugs. I always wanted to try LSD. I've only smoked pot once. I support piracy. I point out sex offenders that come in the store to people I work with. I believe The Daily Show is a credible news source. And I want to be exploded after I die.

Post
#350751
Topic
NEW ZELDA
Time
StormtroopersAreBetter said:
sean wookie said:

I hate that I can't get to the arcade channel due to having a hacked Wii.

The new arcade Virtual Console games? If you have a hacked Wii, can't you just install an emulator into the Homebrew Channel?

 

Yeah but I wouldn't mind seeing it. Or maybe buying a game to make up for all the pirating I do.

 

Post
#346454
Topic
Dragonball Z:Reanimated
Time
Nanner Split said:

Okay, so I'm not quite sure that this is the right thread for this kind of post, but since you guys all seem fairly knowledgable, I figured I might as well.

I don't know the first thing about Dragon Ball, or anything related to it. If I wanted to watch it, where would I start? What is the difference between Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z? Did one come before the other?

I know some of you reading this post may have just cringed at the extreme noob-ness, but I promise it's motivated purely by a thirst for knowledge. :P

Either, the story isn't really that complicated. If you want to see action watch Z if you want to see comedy watch Dragonball.

 

Post
#343166
Topic
Joining the Airforce?
Time
C3PX said:

The Peace Corps would be good. I am not sure of their about the medication thing, as I have no idea why your taking them, if it is a ligitimate medical need, then I am sure it is not a problem. If you are popping them because you need them in the same way you aspire to go to Las Vegas and do a crap load of drugs, then yeah, I am sure it would be a problem.

The pills are legit. I take around 8 pills a day for things such as Acid Reflux, ADHD, Allergies, and Depression.

lordjedi said:
sean wookie said:

I am seriously considering this as well as the Peace Corps. I never actually talked to a recruiter. Can I still go if I have to take pills twice a day?

Actually, I don't know how vbangle got the feeling you talked to a recruiter.  These all looked like very simple questions that a recruiter would have no problem answering (except maybe the getting to choose where you're stationed question).

I agree with Ferris, sean.  There will be far more opportunities in the military.  Not only for advancement, but for work experience, education, and traveling the world.

Just remember that in the military, your primary responsibility is defending the US.  So if a war does break out, there's always the possibility that you'll be sent to fight.  If you're not prepared for that eventuality, then it's probably not a good idea to enlist.  If you're looking for the opportunity to see the world, get an education, and don't mind having to defend the country, it could be the best thing you ever do.

 

I understand that, but I feel like it is worth the risk. I am not my Father. I don't feel content living in one place my whole life.

This may be crazy to say but I think I feel what Luke Skywalker must have felt when he wanted to leave the planet of Tatooine.

My parents have been trying to dissuade me saying I might be DQ'd because I take medication and stuff like that.

Post
#343079
Topic
Area Teen Up To Something
Time
lordjedi said:

It's an article from the Onion, how can it be true?

On your second comment, what do you look like?  I might be paranoid upon seeing you, depending on what you look like and where we're at at the time.

 

I'm not saying it is like true as in it actually happens but more like the content in the article are things you'd see snd hear in real life.

The most stand out feature on me is the long hair. I don't dress in anything different or unusual.

Post
#343073
Topic
Area Teen Up To Something
Time
setTimeout('$("#related_media_holder").replaceWith($("#related_media"));', 200);
toolhover('92803_side','email'); toolhover('92803_side','share');

GREENFIELD, OH—A local teenager, standing on the corner of Spring Street and Dunlap Lane, is clearly up to some kind of no good, neighborhood sources reported Thursday.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/92802', 'enlarge_image_window', 'width=520px, height=602px, scrollbars=yes, lend=20px, top=20px');">Area Teen

Neighbors are keeping close watch on the teen, who has an unsettling number of pockets.

The teenager, spotted by Greenfield residents at approximately 4:36 p.m., has been described as tall, suspiciously quiet, and almost certainly looking for trouble. According to concerned sources, the teenager has absolutely no business being out there like that.

"Just look at him," said Bob Page, one of several men and women currently watching the 14-year-old from their living room window. "That boy's definitely up to something."

Signs that the teenager may be up to no good have so far included his hunched over posture, the way he keeps looking around with his eyes, and the fact that he probably owns a number of those violent video games.

Residents told reporters that they are especially troubled by the teenager's hooded sweatshirt, which he is wearing with the hood drawn, despite it not even raining outside.

"I don't like how I can't see his face," said homemaker Ellen Campbell, who attributed the teen's erratic behavior to the lack of positive role models in today's music industry. "He'd show his face if he weren't thinking of doing something wrong. I bet he's thinking of doing something wrong right now."

Based on his outward appearance, many are worried that the teenager is one of those youths who were recently caught drinking in the woods behind the recycling center.

According to residents, what the teenager will do next remains their chief concern. Though he is not currently in possession of a shopping cart, residents believe that he may in fact steal one from the nearby Stop & Shop, simply for the sake of inconveniencing others. Some have even speculated that the teenager may be planning to burn dead leaves later this afternoon, possibly with the cigarette lighter to which he no doubt has access.

Whatever unlawful acts he may be planning, locals are convinced it will include some sort of profanity, whether spoken, written, or a combination of both.

"He's probably waiting for one of his friends to arrive," said Howard Silverman, who pretended to check on his mailbox four separate times in order to get a better look at the teen. "Once that happens, they'll come up with something really terrible to do together."

Added Silverman, "The songs they listen to make them angry."

Fears among residents increased minutes later when several onlookers noticed that the teenager's hands had entered his pockets. Among the items believed to be inside his pockets were spray cans, spoiled eggs, and probably one of those miniature stereos that all the young people own.

The teenager then removed a cell phone from his pocket, viewed its screen—which sources believe contained a nude picture of another teenager—and placed it back in his pocket.

"What's he hiding?" homeowner Ron Kirkland asked. "One thing I know for sure: He's going to regret whatever it is he's about to do when he's older."

In a recent poll, 56 percent of residents claimed that the teenager is selling drugs, while 34 percent said he is buying drugs. The remaining 10 percent believe that he is currently on drugs.

Ninety-eight percent of those polled wished the teen would just go away.

"Maybe someone should call the police," said neighbor Patricia Meyer, who instead opted to stare out her window with an even more disapproving look. "I just hope something doesn't get robbed."

At press time, the teen adjusted his hood to reveal a giant piercing in his left earlobe.

I just think this is funny because the attitude towards the youth is so true. I've seen so many people so paranoid and disillusioned at us.