ricarleite

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Post: #148363
Topic: The Simpsons
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148363/action/topic#148363
Time: 17-Oct-2005 6:56 AM

Oh yeah. And they show an hilariously edited version of his interview...

Post: #148293
Topic: Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148293/action/topic#148293
Time: 16-Oct-2005 11:00 PM

You can torture me as much as I want, and still I won't say anything.

Okay you may stop now, that hurted.

Post: #148250
Topic: Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148250/action/topic#148250
Time: 16-Oct-2005 7:58 PM

Okay, okay, I'll talk, I'll talk. I bought the HR system that was made from sick dying orfans, and they needed the money because their home is being demolished to build a mall and they had no where to go, so they needed the 1.3 million dollars. And they were all alone since all the doctors and care takers who took care of them left because Patch Adams showed up with a better job offer... So I ran away, because I needed to go on check on them, and give them their medicine... and tell them stories in bed, and make their dinner, and burn the corpses of those kids who died while I was gone... so c'mon YOU say no to these children!

* Shows a picture of all the chilren, with teary eyes, written "Pweeeaseee Mistah Warbwer..." *

Post: #148210
Topic: Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148210/action/topic#148210
Time: 16-Oct-2005 5:35 PM

So long, gentleman!

* Jumps out of the building. Pulls out an umbrella out of his jacket. The fabric falls out and the wiring for the umbrella turns out to be a portable helicopter *

Once again I have escaped! Hahahahaha!

Post: #148206
Topic: Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148206/action/topic#148206
Time: 16-Oct-2005 5:16 PM

* ricarleite is climbing the Empire State building, trying to get those planes and jets out of him *

Damn... why did the... puff.. puff... elevator.... had to be... puff... broken?! And why don't they... let me use... the stairs! This climb... is killing me!

* looks down *

You will never catch me! I learned all I know about building climbings from King Kong and Harold Lloyd films!

Post: #148211
Topic: IMPORTANT: Forum software upgrade FAQs
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148211/action/topic#148211
Time: 16-Oct-2005 11:37 AM

No problem.

Post: #148141
Topic: Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148141/action/topic#148141
Time: 16-Oct-2005 1:58 AM

Ha ha! You will never catch me alive!

* Drops a smoke bomb behind him so he gets lose easily *

Post: #148127
Topic: Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148127/action/topic#148127
Time: 16-Oct-2005 12:37 AM

Well, the thing is, since you guys spoken against my ideas of using child labor or foreign slave labor, I had to buy an expensive HR system, which can cost up to a couple of million bucks to buy and implement. Now, lets say that the cost of maintaining an HR department without this system is equal to X, and let's say that each new employee would generate a cost of Y, and let's asume that the cost of the HR system I bought is Z. You'll find out that X + 50000Y = Z. Therefore, for it to be profitable, we need 50 thousand employees. Now, as your IT manager, I would strongly recomend hiring more employees fast.

Of course, this is a mere simplification, the whole mathematical expression that expresses an HR maintance cost per employee is not a linear one, but exponential one, but I think it stands for the example I was trying to show. Now, any questions? No? Good. So uh... fifteen minutes for a coffee break everyone? And uh... I'll meet you guys here in 15, right? Now if you excuse me, I'm off to the restroom, I have a phone call to make.

* Runs into the ladies restroom. Sound of crashing window. Sound of car speeding away. *

Post: #148117
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148117/action/topic#148117
Time: 15-Oct-2005 11:45 PM

I hate small-to-medium technology companies that do lousy jobs but keep their contract thanks to some degree of nepotism. I hate being too incompetent and/or lazy to overrun my problems and obligations. I hate being so geeky and nerdy I become a geographical reference (Like "See that geek loser over there? It's the second door to his right.")

Post: #148116
Topic: The Simpsons
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148116/action/topic#148116
Time: 15-Oct-2005 11:43 PM

Not on Fox? Here it's on 8:30 PM sunday night.

Post: #148115
Topic: Team_Warb Secret HQ(was: FrobozzCo (was :WARBLER., INC.™©®))
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148115/action/topic#148115
Time: 15-Oct-2005 11:42 PM

Cool, we could use another employee, right boss? A multimillion-costing HR system is not in its full use when you have only three employees on its database. We need at least 50 thousand to get the system to pay for itself.

Post: #148080
Topic: General Star Wars Caption This
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148080/action/topic#148080
Time: 15-Oct-2005 7:29 PM

http://www.theforce.net/episode2/makingep2caps/pt2-gvsn3.jpg

Producer: "Hey, come on, let's abandon all this CGI, and bluescreen, and focus on what is really important, the plot!"
POW!
Producer: "Aww.. thanks... I needed that..."

Post: #148077
Topic: The Simpsons
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148077/action/topic#148077
Time: 15-Oct-2005 7:20 PM

It is dubbed in portuguese, but I watch it in english, if I press the SAP I can watch it on the original audio track. FOX also broadcasts it subtitled late at night (like, 2 am).

Post: #148130
Topic: IMPORTANT: Forum software upgrade FAQs
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148130/action/topic#148130
Time: 15-Oct-2005 6:43 PM

Overflowing it with a lot of characters, trying to do some HTTP post into the webserver, stuff like that.

Post: #148122
Topic: A new spin on some classic trailers!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148122/action/topic#148122
Time: 15-Oct-2005 5:56 PM

LOL this is absolutely brilliant! Proves that a good trailer really can sell a movie out!

Post: #148119
Topic: Brosnan is no longer Bond, Daniel Craig is now Bond.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148119/action/topic#148119
Time: 15-Oct-2005 5:47 PM

Ah, so I see it'll be more of a Timothy Dalton kind of Bond.

Post: #148081
Topic: IMPORTANT: Forum software upgrade FAQs
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148081/action/topic#148081
Time: 15-Oct-2005 1:33 PM

Jay just letting you know that when you get the beta forum online, I'll be doing some hard-ass testings on it, trying to exploit any possible flaws, and depending on what is done, it COULD be crashed or go offline - although I belive that's exactly what you're expecting for the testings, so that this sort of thing dosen't happen on the real forum. Anyway, I'll be documenting all the testing I perform, so you may know of possible issues/bugs/problems.

Post: #148079
Topic: Darth Vader birth scene, good or bad choice?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148079/action/topic#148079
Time: 15-Oct-2005 1:26 PM

You know, I try to be optimistic. Yes, it's bad. But it could have been MUCH worse.

Post: #148029
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148029/action/topic#148029
Time: 15-Oct-2005 1:02 PM

Which model is the liquid metal one?

Post: #148028
Topic: Awesome Rock Bands
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148028/action/topic#148028
Time: 15-Oct-2005 7:01 AM

The thing with Frank Zappa is, while he did some great music, sometimes he could be very irritating, and some of his songs are unlistenable.

Post: #148026
Topic: Brosnan is no longer Bond, Daniel Craig is now Bond.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/148026/action/topic#148026
Time: 15-Oct-2005 6:59 AM

I have a very bad feeling about this new Bond... Daniel Craig... Casino Royale... I think the Bond franchise will go for the silly campfest in a "Moonraker" kind of way...

And I insist, the guy looks like a Bond villain, not Bond.

Post: #147982
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/147982/action/topic#147982
Time: 15-Oct-2005 1:31 AM

Originally posted by: TheSessler
Really? You can't speak english?

I know enough to get myself into trouble, but I'm not absolutely and postively fluent. Even in portuguese I have trouble expressing myself, and finding out words I don't know the meaning to.

Post: #147922
Topic: The Simpsons
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/147922/action/topic#147922
Time: 14-Oct-2005 9:30 PM

"Bart sells his soul" is a great episode too...

Milhouse playing with soldier toys over a piece of paper that is supposed to be Bart's soul: "If the Ayatolah can't have it, no one will!"

Or the Sideshow Bob episodes... most of them were good.

And the one about the pretzels, featuring Jack Lemon. In which the Yakuza figthed with Fat Tony's gang.

"But Marge, that little guy still didn't move, and I think he is going to do something cool!"

Post: #147914
Topic: The Simpsons
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/147914/action/topic#147914
Time: 14-Oct-2005 9:13 PM

Oh, another episode I like is the Homer the Inventor. My favorite quote form that episode goes as something like this:

Marge: "I don't think women like being shot in the face."
Homer: "Women will like what I tell them to like."

Post: #147983
Topic: IMPORTANT: Forum software upgrade FAQs
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/147983/action/topic#147983
Time: 14-Oct-2005 7:35 PM

I use Firefox at my own computer, but I have to use IE at work, I don't know why I can't download Firefox there, but oh well. I have to use IE when I access my bank account, it dosen't work with Firefox for some reason. Also, I have seen some issues with encrypted html fils being opened with Firefox.