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#72212
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Song In Jabba's Palace
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/72212/action/topic#72212
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You know, I have seen somewhere around here that GL is a budist, well, by not giving what his fans want and being selfish he is distancing himself from the budism's precets and going away from the ilumination of nirvana. We should challenge him for a debate, he couldn't possibly win!

OK I'm done with my useless, unrelated post. Go on.
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#72209
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Tribute to motti's drinking, partying, friends and persona
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/72209/action/topic#72209
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
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Originally posted by: GundarkHunter
How close do you live to a military base, motti? 'Cause that's the only place I could see ric's scenario happening.


So you are obviously unfamiliar with Brazil's night life...

Actually, I am not personally familiar with Brazil's nightlife, but my brother lived there for a time and I took a class on sex and gender during my undergrad, in which we discussed alternate gender categories, during which Brazil came up. I was merely saying that, based on personal experience, near a military base was the only place I could see your scenario happening. Thanks for the clarification though; I was beginning to wonder where this kind of stuff was coming from.


I was kidding! It was a joke! Geez...
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#72031
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Your hottie?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/72031/action/topic#72031
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Well, Chewbacca too dosen't have a.... you know... unless it's quite small, and hidden under the... but what if he gets all, uh, excited, and he...

OK, that's enough...


"The wookie has no pants!" - Mark Hammil, about one of the memos run around during the production of Star Wars
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#71839
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/71839/action/topic#71839
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Originally posted by: ricarleite
Some stuff I'm hating right now:

....have never being victime of prejudice, and has never being really alone in their entire lives...


You hate those fortunate enough to have never been a victim of prejudice or never been alone? That sounds more like envy than indignation.


No, no, not at all! I hate people who had this kind of life AND is a racist, or intolerant towards minorities! Because they don't know how that feels like...
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#71841
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Tribute to motti's drinking, partying, friends and persona
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/71841/action/topic#71841
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So, it's like a a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get. But while in a chocolat box the worse you could get is a bad chocolat, with drunken sex you could wake up with a partially-sex-changed north korean sailor named Koesha, in a fishing boat at the sea of Japan, dressed in a schoogirl uniform, with a used condom in your mouth.
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#71719
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/71719/action/topic#71719
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Some stuff I'm hating right now:

Cars and traffic jams
Tofu
Noisy kids on places where there should be silence
Myself
My taxes problems
Car tickets - and half of them I couldn't possibly have done that
Lack of time to do what I want to do
My cable company, and their lack of competence
The fact that my parents keep calling me (and my brother too) to ask if we're OK and still alive
My personal problems which I'll not discuss here, for obvious reasons
People who pressure me to get a haircut
People who are happy with the SW DVDs
Friends who suddenly are not my friends anymore
The fact I always get injured on my kung fu trainings
Rio de Janeiro
Politics
Cool, classic radio stations that go "commercial" and sale out
The fact that I'm not being able to keep a long relationship with women
Not being satisfied with my professional life
Human Ressources people
My bank
Problems with Half Life 2 being released
My deteriorating mental health
People who tell me the endings of movies before I see them
Racist and/or homophobic people, who have never lived under a minority group, have never being victime of prejudice, and has never being really alone in their entire lives...
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#71713
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Bowling for Coruscant
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/71713/action/topic#71713
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I'm so glad to see that this insane idea of mine is actually taking shape on the hands of professional, competent people... who knows, maybe someday we could screen "Bowling for Coruscant" for George Lucas at the Skywalker Ranch - pretty much in the way as Hitler watched Chaplin's "The Great Dictator" while he was on France, ont once but twice...
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#71712
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Can someone please explain how to restore a computer
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/71712/action/topic#71712
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Dell's computers usually come with a restore CD, which restores the hard disk back to its factory configurations. That means you might want to do backup copies of everything you currently have. Try to have a copy of any driver software of any hardware you might have installed. After you restore the hard disk - and I'm not so sure how efficient those Dell CDs are, as I have never used them - you might want to re-do all the windows updates patches (which might take quite a while).
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#71474
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Revenge of the Sith Trailer description!!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/71474/action/topic#71474
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Originally posted by: ThatArtGuy
I also forgot that the aliens' computers were Mac compatible.

"MAN! I can't find any good games on this thing!"

ROTFLOL


Oh ok so the virus was written in a Macintosh. Tha alone is a acomplishment by itself.

Perhaps Steve Jobs is an alien. And so is Bill Gates. They are from the planet Metaluna, and are building computers so that they can control the world and steal plutonium from our planet to avoid Metaluna from being destroyed.
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#71472
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Revenge of the Sith Trailer description!!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/71472/action/topic#71472
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Originally posted by: jimbo
Independence Day is the perfect alien invasion of Earth movie. I mean perfect. Its plot holes actually add to its downright fun.


I've seen ID4 once, and only once, as I was in a local test audience for the flick. As far as I know little to nothing has been changed from what I've seen, but I remember that Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith went into the freaking alien spaceship (they had pressurized oxgen on the ship, and the temperature were confortable 75F), injected a computer virus (and probably written in a x86 architecture code, I must say, it wouldn't run on macintosh, let alone in a alien ship), waved hello to the aliens, then got out, blew the whole thing, and "landed" EXACTLY were their wife and kids would be, in the middle of a freaking desert. It has probably the worse plot holes I've seen since "Santa with Muscles" or "Battlefield Earth". as Crow T Robbot once said: "Waiter, I'd like a table closer to the PLOT, please..."
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#71466
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Question about PT to OT continuity
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/71466/action/topic#71466
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Originally posted by: motti_soL
you could think about it this way: the jedi know about the midichlorians, and thats it. if everybody else knew about them, then they would try and steal one of those gadgets just to see if they had shitloads of midichlorians or not. some time passed between ep3 and ep4, so a lot of people even doubt the existance of that "religion"...


OK, here's to anyone who prefer the PTs: try watching all the Yoda scenes on TESB keeping in mind all the midchhlorian thing. While Yoda is giving his speach about how "luminous beings we are", and lifting the x-wing with that brillant John Williams score on the background, repeat to yourself: "the Force is measured by midichlorians, only midichlorians" . The whole Yoda thing gets RUINED.
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#71057
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Qui Gon's death.
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/71057/action/topic#71057
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Originally posted by: jimbo

Maybe it goes something like this

Obi-Wan: Master the damn kid you wanted me to train is fucking up the galaxy
Qui-Gon: I know you pick up alot of things up hear
Obi-Wan: One more thing why didn't you vanish when you died
Qui-Gon: I did. Did you check my pulse. YOU BURNED ME ALIVE.


LOL!!

Well, my explanation is that Jedis do NOT vanish when they die. Yoda was suffering from a desease that eat your cells up so fast, you vanish. Obi-wan did not vanish, he fell naked into a trash compactor chamber, leaving his clothes behind, and then he was naked trying to hold the trash compactors walls, and he got squashed and THEN he died.