ricarleite

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Post: #85958
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85958/action/topic#85958
Time: 12-Jan-2005 7:28 PM

Yes, but it has been quite a while. I remember he was reluctant about writing it, as it was some sort of a "beating up a dead horse" kind of thing... I mean, you all know what happened to "2010", right? Right.

"2001" could be the best film ever, if Kubrick had not directed another movie after this one, called "A Clockwork Orange"...

Post: #85951
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85951/action/topic#85951
Time: 12-Jan-2005 7:18 PM

Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I thought 2001 was set in an unrealistically distant future and involved space wars with monkey's wielding hammers or some such evolutionary bullcrap...

So what? It's just the cold war in space? TO IMDB!!

Stanley Kubrick just SPINNED on his grave right now, 100 rotations per second. And Arthur C Clark just spinned on his... bed, he's not dead yet, at least I don't think so. Did he die? Last I knew of him, he was incredibly old but alive.

Wee, post 2022... the year that... uh... oh, I got it! the year I'll get to be 40!
That is, if I'm still alive by then...

Post: #85949
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85949/action/topic#85949
Time: 12-Jan-2005 7:14 PM

I think you would get your face slapped if you went to a girl on the street and asked her "Hey? Do you often shave you private parts?"

Post: #85878
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85878/action/topic#85878
Time: 12-Jan-2005 3:50 PM

So you mean that by 2018 PanAm will be flying us to a space station orbiting the moon, the USSR will be in a cold war against the USA, people will use a "videophone" by Bell to talk to relatives, and the computers will be gigantic mainframes with no GUI? I can't wait to live in 2018, so I can discover that monolith and sell it on e-bay!

Post: #85987
Topic: Riddles
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85987/action/topic#85987
Time: 12-Jan-2005 2:35 PM

Yes neither did I.
I don't drink, so I wouldn't know, of course...

Post: #85867
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85867/action/topic#85867
Time: 12-Jan-2005 2:02 PM

2018! The year where... uh... hmn... nevermind the year thing.

Post: #85865
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85865/action/topic#85865
Time: 12-Jan-2005 1:58 PM

Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV<brI ALSO FOUND A VIBRATOR LEFT BEHIND IN AN AUDITORIUM THAT WAS PLAYING LEGENDS OF THE FALL. GUESS THE WOMEN REALLY DO LIKE BRAD PITT.

Yuk. Gross. Why didn't she fulfilled her "Brad Pitt"-esqe wet dreams on her own place? I supposed she dosen't own a TV? Or maybe the THX sound makes the vibrator work better? The sickest part is: it could've not been a girl...

Things I hate: having a friend who is going thru some bad times and you can't do a thing to help.

Post: #85979
Topic: controversial movies
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85979/action/topic#85979
Time: 12-Jan-2005 1:54 PM

Didn't it get a razzie?

Ok, here's a good controversial movie, one I have to see someday: Chaplin's "The Great Dictator".

Post: #85956
Topic: Cartoons!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85956/action/topic#85956
Time: 12-Jan-2005 1:25 PM

*sings the Happy Tree Friends theme * Lalala lalalala lalala lalalala...

I love violent cartoons. They remind me that killing is ok.

BY THE WAY, YOU PEOPLE, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICED, THIS WAS A JOKE! OK? I DON'T HAVE A DRUMMER HERE ROLLING THE DRUMS TO WARN YOU ABOUT A JOKE, OK? I DON'T HAVE A LAUGH TRACK, OK?

Post: #85947
Topic: controversial movies
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85947/action/topic#85947
Time: 12-Jan-2005 1:12 PM

Pseudo-porn movies? Yes "Caligula" is one... And how about "Last Tango in Paris", and Bernardo Bertolucci's "1900"...

Post: #85843
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85843/action/topic#85843
Time: 12-Jan-2005 12:31 PM

Originally posted by: Bossk
But what I truly hate are people that do not have the common decency to flush public toilets. Is it really that tough?

If the toilet don't flush, yes. I hate public bathrooms, hate them, I think everyone should wear diapers and just... take a shower later.

Post: #85825
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85825/action/topic#85825
Time: 12-Jan-2005 11:28 AM

I hate public bathrooms because other people go in when I'm using it. I HATE THAT! I wanna be alone in the bathroom, I don't want other people watching what I'm doing! It's like having someone watch me having sex, it's just something private...

Post: #85822
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85822/action/topic#85822
Time: 12-Jan-2005 11:26 AM

By 2250 the president of the United States wil be a robotic clone of Charlie Chaplin.

Post: #85866
Topic: controversial movies
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85866/action/topic#85866
Time: 12-Jan-2005 8:01 AM

I wonder why.

Post: #85846
Topic: SW Photo Spread in Vanity Fair
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85846/action/topic#85846
Time: 12-Jan-2005 6:42 AM

Actually the dialogue goes like this

Rick: You know what I want to hear.
Sam: [lying] No, I don't.
Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: [lying] Well, I don't think I can remember...
Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!
Sam: Uh... Are you SURE, Mr. Bogart? Uh I mean Rick?
Rick: YES! Play it!
Sam: Ok, here goes nothing... "one two three four... You think you've got it, oh, you think you've got it, but got it just don't get it until theres's nothing at aaaaall.. HEeey Ya, heeey ya"
Rick: *bangs his hand on the piano, stopig him* No you MORON! I mean the OTHER song...
Sam: ... Ooooh. Ok. "A kiss ins just a kiss, a..."

Post: #85780
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85780/action/topic#85780
Time: 12-Jan-2005 6:07 AM

I'll pass him this week, don't worry.

Post: #85778
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85778/action/topic#85778
Time: 12-Jan-2005 5:55 AM

Never happened to me because I check for toilet paper and water before I use it...

Post: #85826
Topic: Familiar Sight in Space
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85826/action/topic#85826
Time: 12-Jan-2005 5:30 AM

LOL

Post: #85824
Topic: I want everyone to look at this.
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85824/action/topic#85824
Time: 12-Jan-2005 5:27 AM

Why kill it? We always start talking about something unrelated when we reach 3 pages of posts, anyway!

Post: #85821
Topic: Political figures you'd like to see biopics of
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85821/action/topic#85821
Time: 12-Jan-2005 5:24 AM

Yikes!

Post: #85819
Topic: Cartoons!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85819/action/topic#85819
Time: 12-Jan-2005 5:22 AM

It is!

* a man is driving, when all of the sudden shots are fired to his car *
"What the f(BEEP)k?!" *breaks*
* Muthafuh-Badass Captain Planet appears with a shotgun *
"Hey, wha-what do you want?! Who are you?"
"I am Muthafuh-Badass Captain Planet, you s(beep)thead."
"NO NO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I'll... I'll protect the nature! I donated money to Greenpeace!"
"Have you f(BEEP)ing noticed that you are driving ALONE in the f(beep)ing car pool lane?"
"What?"
"You s(beep)thead, c(beep)ksucker, motherf(beep)er son of a f(beep)ing bitch, have you F(BEEP)ING NOTICED THAT THIS IS THE CAR POOL LANE?!"
"No... no please, I was just... you know..."
"NOW, what I'm going to do is, I'm going to put your f(BEEP)ing head in a f(BEEP)ing vise, and squeeze that little skull of yours until your f(BEEP)ing eyesballs pop out, unless you buy an eletric car and get me NAMES of people who drive poluition emiter cars!"

Post: #85781
Topic: Familiar Sight in Space
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85781/action/topic#85781
Time: 12-Jan-2005 12:11 AM

The empire... is invading LA?

Post: #85779
Topic: Cartoons!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85779/action/topic#85779
Time: 12-Jan-2005 12:01 AM

I had Samuel L Jackson in mind for Muthafuh-Badass Captain Planet...

"What does the nature look to you?"

"Wha.. What?"

"Say what again motherf(EEBP)er! Say what again and I'll shoot your polution-filled ass right here!"

"She's... she's beautiful..."

"Go on..."

"And... filled with pretty animals... and clean water, and clean air..."

"Does nature look like a BITCH?"

"What?!"

*shoots him in the shouder* "A bitch, muthaf(BEEP)ka, does nature look like a bitch?!"

"... no, no!"

"So why were you trying to f(BEEP)k with nature, you dumb moherf(BEEP)ka?"

Post: #85663
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85663/action/topic#85663
Time: 11-Jan-2005 7:30 PM

Who's behind me and "you know who" on the top posters?

Post: #85642
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/85642/action/topic#85642
Time: 11-Jan-2005 7:00 PM

Yes.

WEE TWO THOUSAND!