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ricarleite

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#90163
Topic
Threepio or Artoo, which droid would YOU rather have?
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Wow very tough choice. Hmn.. OK probably 3po. I would ask him to teach me some languages he knew, make him do dinner and clean the house (something r2 would probably not be able to do)... After I got bored of it, I'd probably sell him on e-bay.

"Oh dear, master Ric, are you selling me on e-bay?"

"Well... not really, you see... This guy here, called uh... 'DarthLaider69', he wants only your arms... and this one over here, 'NeoMrAnderson', he wants one of your legs."

"But, what have I done to deserve this? Oh please, master Ric, don't sell me! I'll bring breakfast on your bed every morning! I'll clean your house, and do dinner and do the dishes..."

"Ah, you see, I don't need you anymore for these domestic things... 3po, meet Consuela De Los Anjos, she says she's from Colombia or Venezuela, she said she's not sure althought her passport said Peru, she'll be doing your job."

Consuela (in fast spanish): "Señor Ric yo no quiero hacer lo trabajo desta robota, es una robota muy assustadora yo creo que vai me matar en la noche!"

"OK whatever. So, uh, 3po, if you could just turn around so I can turn you off and break you into bits with this hammer."
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#90160
Topic
TRON being remade STOP IT!!
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
TRON is being remade we must stop it read it here TRON


We're all doomed.

I'm surprised no one's tried to remake the silent German expressionist film "Metropolis" (featuring the robot that inspired C-3P0).


I'm surprised they didn't make Harold Lloyd's classic "Safety Last" into a "Die Hard" movie.
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#90158
Topic
Cartoons!
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
It may be aimed for that demographic in the US, but in Japan there was regular nudity, and from what I here, a bunch of really perverted crap.


It was aimed for that demograph in JAPAN.

Sailor Moon? Perverted crap? OK first of all, it's a different culture, and not every anime is an adaptation of the freaking bible. Second: geez I wonder what would you think of some hentai/ecchi/yaoi anime.
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#90149
Topic
NFL
Time
I think I'll not watch the superbowl this year. Partially because I think I gotta go to work (working on the weekend on the third straight week), but also because I don't want to jinx the eagles now. Everytime I watch the superbowl, the team I don't want to win, actually wins, so...
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#90028
Topic
Cartoons!
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
It should be a series in the vein of Sailor Moon but with Mangler Brothers and guns and gore instead of cheerleaders and hearts and boyfriends.


OK so Clamp should animate it.

I can't belive I just said that... feel so dirty...
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#89626
Topic
NFL
Time
I've seen almost every superbowl since 1996, and every team I wanted to win eventually lost. Most memorable was the titans back in superbowl 34. So I suppose the eagles will lose. 1 x 0. I'm not sure HOW they'll achive such a score, but still...
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#89625
Topic
The Top Ten
Time
Isn't that the show where they show people doing plastic surgeries (cant spell)? Perhaps the network should do a 2 hour special, having the persons who got plastics surgeries and send them to Somalia, and in their hands should be the bill for the surgeries, let's say, 10 thousand dollars. And then they talk to the starving people saying stuff like "You see this cute face of mine? it cost 5 thounsand dollars. you could buy food for your whole village for a month with five thousand dollars, but no, I had to look prettier than my neighbor, I had to look like that TV star I admire so much."
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#89447
Topic
Rankings
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Ok. I'm Jimbo.

Do you want me to tell the truth now?


Reminds me of:

"Only the true messiah denies his divinity."
"What kind of chance does that give me? Alright, I AM the messiah!"
"He is!! He is the messiah!!"
"NOW FUCK OFF!"

"... how shall we fuck off oh lord?"