ricarleite

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Join date: 9-Apr-2004
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Post: #90350
Topic: Cartoons!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90350/action/topic#90350
Time: 27-Jan-2005 7:35 AM

Two words for you: DNA test. Althought your parents will be VERY upset.

Post: #90342
Topic: Cartoons!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90342/action/topic#90342
Time: 27-Jan-2005 7:19 AM

Not likely. I don't look japanese. And talk about a birth switch, all around the world...

Post: #90286
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90286/action/topic#90286
Time: 27-Jan-2005 6:34 AM

I don't think I'll ever be able to achieve 5 thousand posts... It would take me another full year...

Post: #90316
Topic: TRON being remade STOP IT!!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90316/action/topic#90316
Time: 27-Jan-2005 4:39 AM

"Well I'm not exactly missing work, Bob..."

Post: #90312
Topic: TRON being remade STOP IT!!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90312/action/topic#90312
Time: 27-Jan-2005 4:32 AM

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Originally posted by: Bossk
Yeah, me too. Actually I think I'm here more than I am concentrating on work. I should really change that. I feel like I'm living the Ron Livingston "Office Space" life right now.

I'm always acting like that. I don't really care. Except when I'm at this client and things are f**ed up, than I get serious.

Post: #90310
Topic: Threepio or Artoo, which droid would YOU rather have?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90310/action/topic#90310
Time: 27-Jan-2005 4:29 AM

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Originally posted by: Bossk
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
3PO can speak and do things a human could do, r2 is usefull if you own a x-wing or a milenium falcon...

Exactly. If I can do those things, why do I need 3PO? We know he doesn't do domestic things like cleaning. And, somehow, I don't think I'd trust him with cooking. R2, on the other hand, I would have installed with a digital video recorder so he could playback shows with his holographic projector. Since he's an AI based robot, he would know to start recording a show right at the beginning and end whenever it actually ends since TV networks don't seem to follow the "on the half hour/on the hour" programming rules anymore. And he'd block all commercials. He could fix all busted appliances in my house. Work on my truck. Diagnose my computer problems and be preprogrammed with all the necessary serial numbers and passwords to make software copies

I would trust 3PO to do such things, yes. I'd trust him to cook, he's not incompetent, he's just misenderstood and sometimes a coward. He would not be afraid to cook or to clean up the house. And about R2, you would use it as a tivo? And how would you plug him in your computer? I'm not sure he has a USB2 port. And you wouldn't be able to understand what he says... I say 3PO, for sure.

Post: #90308
Topic: The Top Ten
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90308/action/topic#90308
Time: 27-Jan-2005 4:20 AM

Name names!

Post: #90306
Topic: NFL
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90306/action/topic#90306
Time: 27-Jan-2005 4:12 AM

It gets a small paragraph at the sports paper the following day.

Post: #90305
Topic: TRON being remade STOP IT!!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90305/action/topic#90305
Time: 27-Jan-2005 4:12 AM

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Originally posted by: Bossk
Don't you guys have jobs? Get to work.

Yeah, I should talk...

When I get bored/tired or my work, instead of screaming at the top of my lungs something like "DEAR GOD PLEASE KILL ME AND DESTROY THIS WORKPLACE WITH FIRE!!", I just chill out reading webcomics and posting here.

Post: #90291
Topic: The Top Ten
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90291/action/topic#90291
Time: 27-Jan-2005 12:45 AM

Top ten deleted scenes from the prequels:

9- Yoda, Mace Windu and Obi-Wan discuss at the sauna.

Post: #90290
Topic: Things we don't hate...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90290/action/topic#90290
Time: 27-Jan-2005 12:43 AM

I heard about that car, it exploded if anyone just slammed the door, right?

Unfortunally it was not sold over here, not only because of its exploding features, but also because of the name: it's a slang in portuguese for the male reproductive organ.

Post: #90289
Topic: NFL
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90289/action/topic#90289
Time: 27-Jan-2005 12:41 AM

yes.

Post: #90288
Topic: Cartoons!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90288/action/topic#90288
Time: 27-Jan-2005 12:41 AM

Me, I belive I was SUPPOSED to be born in Japan, and for some weird reason I can't explain, I'm in Brazil.

Post: #90287
Topic: oscar 2004
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90287/action/topic#90287
Time: 27-Jan-2005 12:37 AM

Passion of the Christ was robbed. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was robbed, and so was Jim Carrey. Paul Giamatti was robbed. What can I say, other than "I'll not be watching the oscars this year."?

Post: #90285
Topic: Threepio or Artoo, which droid would YOU rather have?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90285/action/topic#90285
Time: 27-Jan-2005 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by: bad_karma24
Probably R2. More uses, though my house couldn't have any stairs .

How can R2 be more useful? 3PO can speak and do things a human could do, r2 is usefull if you own a x-wing or a milenium falcon...

Post: #90185
Topic: MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90185/action/topic#90185
Time: 26-Jan-2005 9:08 PM

Originally posted by: TheSessler
JOHNNY

It's too late, they start shooting in a week

VITO CORLEONE
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

The line is also said by Robert DeNiro in Godfather 2.

Post: #90192
Topic: Cartoons!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90192/action/topic#90192
Time: 26-Jan-2005 3:13 PM

Quote
Originally posted by: sean wookie
did you know in japan they sell pantys in vending machines

I did know that. You can buy cell phones on those too.

Post: #90190
Topic: The Top Ten
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90190/action/topic#90190
Time: 26-Jan-2005 3:11 PM

So if anyone wants to go on:

Top ten deleted scenes from the prequels:

10- The death sticks guy goes back to his home and rethinks his life... for 3 hours... then goes back to selling death sticks.

Post: #90183
Topic: Cartoons!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90183/action/topic#90183
Time: 26-Jan-2005 3:07 PM

Quote
Originally posted by: sean wookie
learn stuff about other cutures

Exactly.

Post: #90179
Topic: Cartoons!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90179/action/topic#90179
Time: 26-Jan-2005 3:05 PM

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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
I'm only telling you what I've heard.

I read in some anime magazine that Serena Usagi is a slut or something like that. If I'm wrong, I'm sorry, but no need to freak out.

You're the one freaking out.

I don't recall the names of the characters, but I think you refer to the lesbian one. And YES there's a big difference between a "slut" and a homosexual. And no, anime should not be always moral and asexual and clean all that time, I mean, children in Japan are exposed to sex and violence on media all the time, and they are the most pacific people I've ever seen.

Post: #90173
Topic: NFL
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90173/action/topic#90173
Time: 26-Jan-2005 3:02 PM

Nah I don't really care that much. I'm the only one I know who actually knows what a superbowl is, so...

Post: #90171
Topic: Who has caved?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90171/action/topic#90171
Time: 26-Jan-2005 3:00 PM

Should we call the priests from The Exorcist to perform an exorcism so we can take the devil out of Chaltab?

Post: #90167
Topic: Just saying Hi...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90167/action/topic#90167
Time: 26-Jan-2005 2:57 PM

Amen to that

Post: #90163
Topic: Threepio or Artoo, which droid would YOU rather have?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90163/action/topic#90163
Time: 26-Jan-2005 2:52 PM

Wow very tough choice. Hmn.. OK probably 3po. I would ask him to teach me some languages he knew, make him do dinner and clean the house (something r2 would probably not be able to do)... After I got bored of it, I'd probably sell him on e-bay.

"Oh dear, master Ric, are you selling me on e-bay?"

"Well... not really, you see... This guy here, called uh... 'DarthLaider69', he wants only your arms... and this one over here, 'NeoMrAnderson', he wants one of your legs."

"But, what have I done to deserve this? Oh please, master Ric, don't sell me! I'll bring breakfast on your bed every morning! I'll clean your house, and do dinner and do the dishes..."

"Ah, you see, I don't need you anymore for these domestic things... 3po, meet Consuela De Los Anjos, she says she's from Colombia or Venezuela, she said she's not sure althought her passport said Peru, she'll be doing your job."

Consuela (in fast spanish): "Señor Ric yo no quiero hacer lo trabajo desta robota, es una robota muy assustadora yo creo que vai me matar en la noche!"

"OK whatever. So, uh, 3po, if you could just turn around so I can turn you off and break you into bits with this hammer."

Post: #90160
Topic: TRON being remade STOP IT!!
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/90160/action/topic#90160
Time: 26-Jan-2005 2:41 PM

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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
TRON is being remade we must stop it read it here TRON

We're all doomed.

I'm surprised no one's tried to remake the silent German expressionist film "Metropolis" (featuring the robot that inspired C-3P0).

I'm surprised they didn't make Harold Lloyd's classic "Safety Last" into a "Die Hard" movie.