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#97721
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HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, OT.COM !!!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/97721/action/topic#97721
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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
Looks good to me. Where's that search engine at?

[EDIT] I just wanted to add this....
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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
"If you can read this, you are too close"

I knew a girl whose parents worked at a school for the blind. They had a bumper sticker on their car that said this.....in Braille.


LOL, well that person would really be TOO close.
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#97645
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Episode II: Shroud of the Dark Side (the TM edit) (Released)
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/97645/action/topic#97645
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
What is that? I've heard about it a lot, and saw it a few times on SciFi, but it just seemed to be some old asian terrible dubbed disaster film.


It's the only TV show worth watching. Or should I say, was...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094517/

Joel Robinson (later Mike Nelson), and the bots Crow and Servo are trapped in a spaceship orbiting the Earth. Dr. Forrester and TV Frank (later Pearl) show them bad, bad movies to make them go insane. They talk during the films, making hilarious comments thru it.
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#97604
Topic
Episode II: Shroud of the Dark Side (the TM edit) (Released)
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/97604/action/topic#97604
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Originally posted by: Warbler
Originally posted by: ricarleite
I'd rather dub over the prequels in a Mystery Science Theater 3000 way.


I'd love that!


ANAKIN: I don't like sand. It's irritating and gets everywhere.
CROW: Well look who's talking.

ANAKIN: Are you an angel?
PADME: A what?
ANAKIN: An angel...
JOEL: (as padme) I've heard that one before, mister, and you're not getting into my pants.

GUNRAY: She can't do that! Shoot her or something!
DOOKU: Don't worry, she will die.
JOEL/CROW/SERVO: Yaaaay!

<Palpatine making a speach about loving the republic>
JOEL: Ok this is the part where George Lucas was writing the script, and he just raised his hands up in the air and screamed "I just don't know!"
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#97534
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How bad can it get? (The changes to the films)
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/97534/action/topic#97534
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A cut scene. As soon as Lando says "out of here forever", the picture goes grainy, and a time marker appers on the bottom of the screen.

LANDO: I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever. (whispers) *shhh* Now, listen, behind those doors is Darth Vader. He arrived here before you did. OK, Han, the thing is, you try to shoot him as soon as I open this door. He is unnarmed, he dosen't have his lightsaber with him. All you gotta do is shoot him right on his neck, ok?

SOLO: Why, Lando, I'm not so sure about this... Shoot him? I mean, I only shoot when people shoot back at me...

LANDO: There is no time for this, Han! I pretended to make a deal with Vader so I could get him into this tiny, little room with no ways out. All you gotta do is shoot him.

SOLO: Why don't you just lock this door and let him starve to death?

LANDO: No, he can get out, he has that... uh... force thing. You are the best blaster shooter in the galaxy, c'mon, just shoot him!

SOLO: Uh-uh, no way. Why don't you shoot him? Or Lobot there?

LANDO: Han, please! Shoot him! I'll open this door and you just shoot him... Please...

SOLO: Oh... all right. I'll shoot him. But I'll shoot his hand, I don't kill people who hasn't tried to kill me before.
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#97398
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The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/97398/action/topic#97398
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I didn't think Golum was that bad! He was brilliantly animated (yes I know there was an actor standing in for it), he didn't look fake or out of place at all, he had a consistent look thoughout the whole film, his voice acting was very good, and it was the only real character, it was the only non-bidimensional, fake, horribly acted character. While the rest of the actors looked like bored grade school kids reading from "Richard the Third", with characters even they didn't know about or didn't care, Golum/Smeagol was a real character with real reasons for his behaviour, with real emotions...
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#97407
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How bad can it get? (The changes to the films)
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/97407/action/topic#97407
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OK, here's what the trilogies need:


Episode 4:

* More scenes in the milenium falcon while they are going to Alderaan. Since the actros are either too old, dead, or don't care about Star Wars anymore, it'll all be CGI. They'll dance for a while, eat sushi with chopsticks and all, and play games.

* Motti will try to choke Vader first.

* TK-421 (played by Bill Murray) wakes up on the Milenium Falcon after the credits, with a brief comic part.


Episode 5:

* Luke has a psychedelic dream while sleeping in the Tauntaun belly. Footage of the dream is taken mostly from the "Wing Commander" games and from the movie "The Big Red One".

* Yoda has a servant living with him, the hilarious Don-Don Tauiee (played by Don DeLuise). He'll burn his hand on Yoda's soup, make fun of Luke's training, and achieve a brand new level in fart jokes. He'll never be on camera with the other characters, and his hilarious scenes will be inserted between the Yoda scenes.

* Bobba Fett takes Han Solo to a CGI Jabba, steps on his tails twice.

* Replace "Directed by Irvin Kershner" with "Destroyed by George Lucas".


Episode 6:

* Jabba now sings along with Jedi Rock. Since the CGI band members looked fake, they have been replaced by the Electric Light Orchestra band members, featuring Jon Anderson from "Yes" singing on 2 songs. The new 35 minute scene features the songs:

Jedi Rock
Xanadu
Eldorado
Above the Clouds
Jedi Rock (reprise)

* Two words: product placement. During most of the scenes.

* Anakin Skywalker, now with a lond, blond hair, sings the song "Tell your sister she was right". In order to make Sebastian Shawn to sing the song, footage of his lips moving are looped foward and backwards, so it synchs with the song. A CGI tear is inserted on Luke.

* Replace "Directed by Richard Marquand" with "Destroyed by George Lucas"