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#104460
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Terrible movie ideas!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104460/action/topic#104460
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Originally posted by: TheSessler
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
That second one is very politically incorrect... And Mel Blanc is dead for more than 15 years...

A terrible movie idea is this porn movie I thought, in which a horny cheeleader accidently gets back in time for some reason, and she's on King Arthur's castle. So, in order to prove to Arthur that she's from the future, she must have wiold sex with all the knights of the round table. It's called Cumalot.


I think I saw that!


Whaat? They actually filmed my movie, "Cumalot"? I want my share of the profits!
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#104449
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Terrible movie ideas!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104449/action/topic#104449
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That second one is very politically incorrect... And Mel Blanc is dead for more than 15 years...

A terrible movie idea is this porn movie I thought, in which a horny cheeleader accidently gets back in time for some reason, and she's on King Arthur's castle. So, in order to prove to Arthur that she's from the future, she must have wiold sex with all the knights of the round table. It's called Cumalot.
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#104448
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Dreams
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104448/action/topic#104448
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Decided to share with you a few of my dreams, so you can experience a little bit of my ridiculous dementia.

Last night I had this dream I'm at a museum which is located 2 blocks from where I live, and for some reason the museum was located at a very old countryside farm, and I was with this tour group seeing a place where the supposedly kept the slaves during the 17th century and stuff, you know? Everything kinda old and made of stone and falling apart, and we are at the outside, and suddenly this horse comes towards me, and he seems to be trying to talk to someone next to me, and the horse makes this huge effort and suddenly he shakes hands (or pawn) with this faceless person next to me. So the horse is making this human sounds, like someone saying "mmm, mmm", without being able to speak, and is getting in a human-like shape. And it starts to comunicate with me, doing mimes, and I'm like "Ok, first word... I! I, yes... I want... No... I am! Ok, I am... I am human?", and the horse gets into a humanesque shape, like a woman. So I have to make this horse get into that old house we're standing next to, and I get in with the female-horse-human thing, and there's this butler dressed as a 17th century person with white wig and flamboyant clothes, and he lets us in but he is looking down to us as if he was saying "who are these filthy, horrible people?", and the horse is suddenly a man poorly dressed, and he walks into a room with a water cooler and drinks a lot of water, and I let him drink it because he must be thirsty and stuff... And I woke up.

As a small kid I had this terrible nightmare I was being chased down by Jason, you know, from the movies, and he has a chainsaw, and he breaks a glass dor and runs after me, and I'm scared, and he is chasing me in this big room with a huge tree in the middle, and the tree has these huge roots which sustain the tree, so it kinda lifts for itself, with a space bellow the tree. So Jason is chasing me with the chainsaw and we run in circles around the tree, and I'm tired and I know he's going to catch me so I try to hide under the tree, crouching, and 2 seconds later he finds me and with one move he cuts me in half... and I woke up...

As a teen I had this other nightmare where me and a close friend were at this airport, and there was this airshow going on, and I was supposed to make this freefall jump with a parachute, but I don't feel like doing it, so I give my parachute to him, and he gets into that small plane, and I'm looking at the plane taking off at this little cafe inside the airport, drinking some coffee and stuff. So he jumps out of the plane, and I see him falling, but his chute never opens! And he keeps falling and I'm all like "shit! that was supposed to be me, that was my chute!", so he falls and hits the land kinda far from where I am, and I panic... and I woke up.

A few years ago, this was one of the most bizarre dreams: I was at this TV station where they were taping one of those local morning TV shows, you know? With hosts and news and a couch and a window behind them and stuff. And they have the volleyball team who had won the golden meddal at the olimpic games with them. Suddenly, a terrorist or a bad guy or whatever comes in and takes everyone hostage on live TV, the volleyball team and the TV host - who is a real news show host over here - are all close together, so the TV show host tells the terrorist that he is going to be the only hostage, and he must allow everyone to leave and take just him as hostage, and everyone on the TV station is like "no, don't do that, this is foolish", and suddenly there's this mess and the volleyball team is running around, and everyone is running, and I can't see what's going on and we hear shots, and suddenly we see the TV show host on the floor, he was shot and he is bleeding and having these convultions, and I get so filled with hate and with to revenge, I just want to kill the bad guy right then... but I woke up before that...
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#104361
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bad luck
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104361/action/topic#104361
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45mph, that's... 72kph... Wow you are really lucky. And yes, as you just said, everyone around you was lucky, if anyone else was hit there could be a real tragedy, if a kid was hit I doubt he/she would survive... And you're also lucky you are still fully conscious and normally behaving... And as Yoda here said, yes you deserve to be around... Can't say that about the driver though... Even though he did have the freaking decency of stoping and didn't do a hit and run.
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#104360
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UK Election
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104360/action/topic#104360
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Originally posted by: JediSage
I apologize if I jumped, however when you start talking about brainwashing it's difficult not to make the leap. Yes, there's an entire world out there that begs to be explored and learned about. The same could be said standing on any point on Earth, not just the US.

Returning to the original topic, Yoda: What's the word on the seats Labour lost? Do you think if will force Blair out early?


Just because I'm saying something that "sounds liberal", dosen't mean you have to instantly disagree and bash, eh?

About your coment: I doubt it will, considering the support he aparently have, now that we see the election's results.

BTW, I wish the elections would be like to the Monty Python sketch.
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#104336
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UK Election
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104336/action/topic#104336
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Originally posted by: JediSage
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
But I don't blame it on the people, as one's behaviour is shaped by his surroundings. And what surrounds these 95% who chose to ignore that there's a world out there? The media. Like in a crazy suicide cult, only the people being brainwashed denies that they are being brainwashed.



What exactly are the people of the US supposed to do for the rest of the world? How much of the blood of our citizens has been spilled over the past century liberating or protecting other countries? How much of our food has gone to feeding the hungry? How much money has our country shelled out bailing out failed economies, or rebuilding tsunami devasted countries a world away? When will the people of the world solve their own problems instead of looking for the US to bail them out? Do the corrupt/failed governments of the world bare any responsibility for the terrible state their countries are in? Who gives anyone the right to demand that we give more? If you sincerely believe that what I've said above is brainwashing, you need help man.


Did, in any moment, said you have to DO something? You don't, and belive me, we don't want you to. What we'd like is that you'd know about the world a little bit better. To KNOW, not to DO.
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#104300
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It's official: ROTS is really rated PG-13
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104300/action/topic#104300
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
How does the Brazilian rating system break down, anyway?


Livre - Anyone can see it
13 - No one under 13
18 - No one under 18

Never seen anyone being barred from getting into a 13 film. You REALLY gotta be 18 to get into a 18 film though. Most films are rated 13, including those rated R. The last 18 film I remember watching was "Traffic".
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#104277
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One good sign about ROTS (no spoilers, please...lol)
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104277/action/topic#104277
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Originally posted by: greencapt
The rule of big movies tends to be, at least here in the States, that if the movie is known already to be a stinker there will be NO advance screenings so that the critics will have no time to flame it in advance.


Not always. Since "Psycho" Hitchcock didn't allow advanced screenings of his movies (kinda obvious why on Psycho's case). I think David Lynch didn't allow either, and I've heard of a few good films who also didn't - I can't remember which ones.
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#104272
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bad luck
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104272/action/topic#104272
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Aw jeez I'm very sorry I hope you get better as soon as possible, I'm sure you will... Yes you're lucky you're still alive, and don't worry you'll fully revover soon. But please DO sue the pants of that shithead that hit you! Did he at least stop to help? Got his license plate and everything?