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#104672
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Beautiful Women
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104672/action/topic#104672
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
NO BODY ASKED YOU!


No body? Like in "no corpse"? Because last time I checked, "nobody" didn't have a blank space between "no" and "body"

Heey, nice Namco chicks. It's ironic, they always have some gorgeous looking woman on videogame booths at E3 and stuff... And the videogame consumers are pathetic ugly looking nerds who will NEVER be anywhere near those women...
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#104669
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Terrible movie ideas!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104669/action/topic#104669
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Oh, oh, and here's the theme song:

"King arthur and his knights
had really some good luck
They found this girl on their castle,
And all she wanted is to... have sex.
She was from the future,
and now she's in the past,
This slutty girl will now perform
and have sex with all the cast, it's
Cumalot! Don't be shy, it's
Cumalot! Please do try to...
Cumalot! Let's get laid and...
Cumalot! My milady, welcome... tooo... Cumaloooot! Rated X!"
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#104658
Topic
Dreams
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104658/action/topic#104658
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
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Originally posted by: starkiller
After having quickly glanced over what you've described, I'd have to say you guys are completely nuts.

I mean certifiable and worthy of a padded cell and straight-jacket.


Were you talking to me or Ric?


Both, he said "you guys".

And starkiller, I'm actually really mentally ill, not sure about Chaltab
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#104656
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UK Election
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104656/action/topic#104656
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Originally posted by: Warbler
My god. That is a disgrace. Horrible. The people that were involved in this dictatorship should be excuted.

I can't believe the US supported these bastards. Sickening. Sorry this happened to your country Ric. I had no idea.


Unfortunally most of them are free today. All the presidents who served as dictators are now dead (natural causes), but some of the responsibles for those acts are still around. There's this bizarre story about this female singer who was herself tortured during the dictatorship years, and she lived at an apartment building, and the man who tortured her moved to her building, and she met him at the elevator. She just stared at him, he just lowered his head and said nothing, locked himself in his apartment and only left some days later, when he moved out of there. Unfortunally even our own kids don't know what the dictatorship was, most of the teens today don't know about it or don't care... And nothing is being done to bring justice to those who suffered, I mean, what can you expect from a freaking underdeveloped country who received Ronald Biggs (the biggest thief in history, stole millions in UK in the 60s) and Dr. Mengele (Dr. Death from Auschwitz), both who lived free in Brazil (Biggs returned to UK and got arrested, Mengele drowned while swiming in Rio). It is OUR fault we chose to face this sad part of our history this way, it's OUR fault we can't bring justice to those who deserve... I mean, look at the "Mothers of Plaza de Mayo" in Argentina... They want justice for their killed sons for 30 years...

*sigh* But it's all in the past now, all we have to do is to make sure the past dosen't repeat itself. And I rather not talk about this subject for a while...
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#104655
Topic
Terrible movie ideas!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104655/action/topic#104655
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Originally posted by: Warbler
Some of those movies are good
"To Sir with love" for example.


Yes but it's a cliched formula. So is the "kid who travles back to a pseudo-medieval times where he uses his handheld technology in order to pretend to be a wizard and save the day". They all stole that idea from my movie "Cumalot".
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#104622
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Dreams
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104622/action/topic#104622
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I had this dream where I downloaded "Episode 3" on the internet, because it leaked, and the movie was kinda weird, it was this documentary and there was this guy hosting this documentary in a car, driving and stuff... So I got invited to see it on the theater, and I'm all like "I've seen it already, I've seen it already!". And when I woke up, for about 5 seconds I was still confused because of the dream, and I was actually beliving I had seen Episode 3, but then I realized it was a dream.
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#104621
Topic
Terrible movie ideas!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104621/action/topic#104621
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A bad movie idea is that old, cliched movie about a substitute/young teacher who goes teaching at this class filled with misfits and bullies who think they'll never succed, and he introduces this alternative polemic way of teaching, and the students slowly love him/her, and at the end they all graduate. There are at least 10 movies like that...
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#104620
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UK Election
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104620/action/topic#104620
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Originally posted by: Warbler
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
yes, Brazil, whose 1964-1985 military dictatorship was organized, couped, manitaned, financed, trained and supported by the US, with full documents by the secret service and the CIA regarding those actions and methods (a friend of my mom was tortured and killed by north american CIA agents because she supposedly acted in a "subversive" way badmouthing the dictatorship and such, she only told me about it once and never talked about it anymore).


I had no idea this was going on in your country. I can't even begin to imagine how horrible that era for your country must have been. Sorry to hear of it. I hope you're wrong about the involvement of the US gov't. That is against everything USA stands for. I hope things are going better for your country now.


Actually the most brutal part of the dictatorship happened from 1969, when everyone lost their political freedom and rights and people got killed or banished, to 1978-1979 when these impositions ended. We only got democratic back in 1985 whe the last militar dictator steped out. The US involvment is fully documented, with memos by the secret service, the CIA and even from Lyndon Jonhson and Nixon about that subject. They fully supported these military coups on all over south america, mostly in Brazil, Argentina and Chile. There were several agents over here during this period, who had meetings with the military authorities, financed the coup and trainned our troops, also providing with inteligence information. There was a fear from the US that south america could've become "comunist", although such claim is absolutely insane. My former highschool teacher had a university professor who gave this lecture about our current situation and since he couldn't actually say anything, he used a "Captain America" cartoon edited and made some comments in between... The next day some agents stepped in the middle of his class, got him, and no one ever knew about him anymore. You couldn't walk on the street with more than 3 persons with you, as that would be considered an illegal assembling and you would be captured and tortured so you confessed where the "communists are". Books, songs, movies and plays were censored or forbidden. Things got so insane you couldn't buy books with red covers, because it was considered "communist" propaganda. Students who rebelled against it just "dissapeared" (got tortured and killed) and you couldn't say anything at all or else you would be next... Those were horrible days who I wish will NEVER happen again.

Things are pretty much OK by now, and Brazil is ever growing and improving. Although I don't like our current president and his party - he's like a left-winged Bush - things are going ok by noe.
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#104562
Topic
Simpsons Rip
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104562/action/topic#104562
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Originally posted by: JediSage
Anyone ever seen the episode of the Simpsons from like a year and 1/2 ago, where the family goes to see a SW rip off at the movies, and its like 3 hours of the Imperial Senate proceedings? The kids go on a crusade to force the GL type producer to make better movies. He takes them on a tour of his ranch and shows him the studio. There's one guy in there wearing a VR type getup manipulating digital equipment. Then the GL character hops on a taun-taun and takes off.


That was one of the last episodes I've seen... If I remember correctly, it was not exactly GL, but a fictional parodical character, a small man...
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#104558
Topic
UK Election
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104558/action/topic#104558
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Originally posted by: die-jarjar-die
perhaps it is wrong to blame America but perhaps to lay the blame at the feet of those few individuals in positions of power that feel the need to "improve" foreign countries by imposing American funded leaders (that can later handily be removed from power by afore mentioned "individuals" thus paving the way to "enforce" Democracy (surely we don't think we still live in a Democratic world??) on said nation & conveniently help themselves to the ample supplies of oil stockpiled by said nation....


Exactly. Of course, this is NOT the sole action of one country, but unfortunally America is the one who can perform such job best. I mean, we have good examples, Iran, recently Iraq, Panama, Vietnan (with no success), El Salvador, Nicaragua, Argentina, Chile, and yes, Brazil, whose 1964-1985 military dictatorship was organized, couped, manitaned, financed, trained and supported by the US, with full documents by the secret service and the CIA regarding those actions and methods (a friend of my mom was tortured and killed by north american CIA agents because she supposedly acted in a "subversive" way badmouthing the dictatorship and such, she only told me about it once and never talked about it anymore). And yet, I don't blame the country, I don't blame it's people, I don't blame our own country who obviously accepted and carried out those actions as well, I don't blame our people, I blame the system, I blame the actions. As I always say, problems don't have a guilty person, they have a cause. All I'm trying is to fight against this cause.



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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
At my highschool, the ratio of iditos to non-idiots is pretty decent, actually.


You're lucky. At my highschool the ratio of idiots for non-idiots was 7 idiots for each non-idiot. I heard it increased to 1 to 20 nowadays... Of course, it depends on your definition of "idiot".
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#104465
Topic
Terrible movie ideas!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104465/action/topic#104465
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No, I wrote it. Here's part of the script:

ARTHUR: Milady, one must not belive thou art from such future times! There is only one act that can proof such foolish claim!

MRS. SUCKITALL: Oh, really... And what is that, Artie..?

ARTHUR: Thou shalt make the act of LOVE with every knight here, on top of this very round table, which was built for such ocasions. If succeessful in such act, we will belive such claims. Lancelot, my brave knight!

LANCELOT: Yes my lord.

ARTHUR: Make love to that woman. Here. Thou shalt use these handcuffs and these latex condoms.

LANCELOT: Oh yes, my liege.

ARTHUR: Now go, and may God help you in thou quest.

(70s porn music on the background)
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#104460
Topic
Terrible movie ideas!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104460/action/topic#104460
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Originally posted by: TheSessler
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
That second one is very politically incorrect... And Mel Blanc is dead for more than 15 years...

A terrible movie idea is this porn movie I thought, in which a horny cheeleader accidently gets back in time for some reason, and she's on King Arthur's castle. So, in order to prove to Arthur that she's from the future, she must have wiold sex with all the knights of the round table. It's called Cumalot.


I think I saw that!


Whaat? They actually filmed my movie, "Cumalot"? I want my share of the profits!
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#104449
Topic
Terrible movie ideas!
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/104449/action/topic#104449
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That second one is very politically incorrect... And Mel Blanc is dead for more than 15 years...

A terrible movie idea is this porn movie I thought, in which a horny cheeleader accidently gets back in time for some reason, and she's on King Arthur's castle. So, in order to prove to Arthur that she's from the future, she must have wiold sex with all the knights of the round table. It's called Cumalot.