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#47366
Topic
Al Bundy
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/47366/action/topic#47366
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Al has always hated the French. He thinks there snooty and comardly.

Married with Children French spoofs

Newscaster: Scientists continue to sift through the pile of ruble that was until yesterday the repulblic of France

Bud: Pretend my pants are Franch and invade me

Al: She got you shaken like a French man in a thunderstorm

Al to crowd: Im I the only one hear who hates the French
Crowd: NO!
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#47267
Topic
I will always remember The Girl Next Door
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/47267/action/topic#47267
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
DUDe it is truely great i went to is not know what withw as even about. my friend and i missed a different movie the day we went to see. all we knew was that it was a comedy, neither of us had read anything about it or saw the trailer. man was it good. i have dicided to that from now on i will not longer watch any trailers for movies and see movie completely cold.


I saw it because of the trailers. Elish Cushbert was the reason I saw it. She looked so fine in the trailers. I went to see it expecting a teen sex romp. It turned out to be so much more then that. While it had enough girl eye candy to keep me happy it actually had characters I could enjoy and comedy that was not funny but hilarious.
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#47265
Topic
Al Bundy
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/47265/action/topic#47265
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The Nine Comandments of NO MAAM I live by

1. Its okay to call hooters snake trays or dishs
2. It is wrong to be french
3. Its okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder
4. Lawyers see rule 3
5. Its okay to drive a gas gusiler if it helps you get chicks
6. Everyone should car pool except me
7. Bring back the word stewwerdises
8. sicronized swimming is not a sport
9. Mudwrestling is a sport
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#47171
Topic
Al Bundy
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/47171/action/topic#47171
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"Honey, your an idiot"
"Women can't live with em. The end"
"Love, hate were family whats the difference"
"Shes a tramp son"
"Revenge is great"
"Oh yeah well your a chicken"
"Because we get horny and don't have the sense to say no"
"Sorry Peg I wasn't listening to you I was thinking about killing myself"
"Damn George Washington I wish he was dead"
"Doesn't the constitution gives us the right to life, nudity, and the pursute of happiness"
"Good one God"
"My pretty teenage daughter with the brain of a fruitfly makes $3000 dollars in one week should I be worryed"
"Look at the mighty coakroach. They have been hear long before man and will be here long after were gone. Because they eat crap"
"Look at that I would say it was a chicken but it doesn't have any breasts only nuggets"
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#47017
Topic
Al Bundy
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/47017/action/topic#47017
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What are your favorite Al Bundy lines? In my opinion Al Bundy is the coolest guy. He is the all American man. He enjoys sports, beer, and hooters. He is the essence of every man. He is all men. He is what we want to be like but can't because of the rule of women. Lifes constantly kicking the poor guy down but he gets up and keeps on trying. Bundys are losers not quiters. Als family doesn't respect him, nieghboor hates him, works for minimum wage selling shoes to horrible fat women.
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#47013
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Censorship
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/47013/action/topic#47013
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I say bann such devices. Parents should not show there kids movies like Saving Private Ryan or The Terminator until they are old enough. My parents didn't and I think they made the right choice. If you want to watch something mature with your kids watch Finding Nemo. A movie thats mature enough for adults and accetable for children.
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#46955
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Carrie Fisher vs Natalie Portman
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/46955/action/topic#46955
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Originally posted by: Joker_Smilez
Carre wins hands down. 2 reasons:

1) As of yet, we have not seen Natalie Portman in a bikini

2) I can watch the original trilogy over and over again and see Carrie Fisher over and over again. But I can't think of a single good reason to watch Eps 1 or 2 more than once, so Natalie Portman being hot is kinda moot...

And about Mark Hammil and HC. Mark is the coolest guy ever. Most actors is attached to something like Star Wars, they spend the rest of their career running from it. Mark Hammil is totally cool with being Luke Skywalker cuz he knows thousands of us geeks out there would kill to be thought of as Luke Skywalker everywhere you go. And that's cool.

ricarleite, what do you mean about Mark being "differant"? He's supposed to be more "aged". One, because he's maturing alot as he learns of the Force. I mean, I think he's pretty much the same in ESB as in ANH up until him going to Degobah. Then he starts to change.


I have seen Natalie Portman in a bikini. Its quite a site.
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#46897
Topic
GENERAL GRIEVOUS confirmed
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/46897/action/topic#46897
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Originally posted by: Jedi Master DJR
Same here, not to mention the spoilers for Episode 3 makes him look even more promising.


While I tend to remain Spoiler Free I do like the idea that spoilers make him even more promising. I am about 99.9% convinced Episode 3 will rock. About 50% conviced it will be the best movie ever. Its looking good better and better the more I hear about it.
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#46852
Topic
Changes in 2004 DVDs
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/46852/action/topic#46852
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Originally posted by: Jedi Master DJR
I think the meeting of the GL's would have been interesting, but we will never know. As for Jar Jar, I think the criticism of him has been overblown since the beginning. I think of him as a big dumb Ewok with ears, period. Did it make TPM more kid friendily? Sure, but I think the fact TPM is in an era of Star Wars history where things were the happiest and/or most peaceful before the Clone Wars and Empire, I therefore don't find it that bad. Just my two cents.


I agree
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#46810
Topic
I will always remember The Girl Next Door
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/46810/action/topic#46810
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In the imortal words of a great politician "I'm Back"

Want a movie with great laughs, a movie that deals with teen issues without being corny or cheesy, or maybe you just want to see sexy women in little or no clothing. If your any of these people The Girl Next Door is for you. Its an excellent classic movie thats just as sexy as it is funny. I loved that movie. If you haven't seen it. Go see it right now. Stop reading and see it. You will not regret it.
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#44234
Topic
What is wrong with Return of the Jedi?
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/44234/action/topic#44234
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Originally posted by: Samatar
TPM had potential. The thing that really ruined it for me was that it seemed to be aimed at children far too much. I literally cringed every time Jar Jar opened his mouth. A Teletubby would have been more convincing as an alien as far as I'm concerned. C3PO had some terrible lines, I know he has always been a bit silly but his lines just weren't funny in TPM... in AOTC at least he had a few genuinly amusing moments. Don't know who played Padme's double, but she was so wooden. Her voice mainatained a single octave throughout the entire film. Also I don't know about anyone else but I thought it was very obvious that she wasn't really the Queen from the beginning. The scen that annoyed me most of all though is where Annakin destroys the robot controller thingie though; I mean come on, "Hey, what does this button do? Oh look I'm inside the hanger! Whoops, I just defeated an incredibly powerful, huge army that was in control of the entire planet without even realising it! Hooray!"... give me a break. The only part of TPM I really enjoyed was the development of Palpatines character, lurking there in the background waiting for his opportunity; it's such fun that we all know something that all the other characters are so blind to.


Keira Knightly played the double. She is good I think. Also both Ewoks beeting clones and Anakin destroying ship by blind luck are equally unrealistic. Both movies had characters only kids are meant to enjoy. Both are flawed in many ways but overall still good movies. Still I enjoyed The Phantom Menace a bit more because of better effects and more generic action.