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Post
#48418
Topic
Al Bundy
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/48418/action/topic#48418
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"Think back when you were her age. Roaming the plains with the other buffolo scratching yourself against a tree"
"Great movie Peg, I saw 22 hooters, a bunch of guys got killed, it had no story whatsoever it had everything"
"Peg we have been married for 17 years can't we just be friends"
"Never intended to get married I got married, never intended to have kids I have two, how the hell did this happen"
"I'm Married with Children"
Post
#48311
Topic
Al Bundy
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/48311/action/topic#48311
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"Hes my only son. Don't you think I know he stinks"
"Sex keeps getting better and better just as long as its never with the same women more then once"
"I barly touched her and I had you guys"
"We are men therefore are blood born idiots"
"Why is Elvis dead but I am in hell"
"When my kids act up I put the blame where it belongs on there mother"
"Begone children of the corn"
"Another my daddy saw my ass on Oprah"
"Marcy you look like a chicken"
Post
#47773
Topic
I will always remember The Girl Next Door
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/47773/action/topic#47773
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Quote
Originally posted by: mrbarbar
Guys

Girl Next Door can’t be compared with Shawshank Redemption or It's A Wonderful Life as it will never be a 'Classic'. There are a few amusing moments, but it mostly made me 'smirk' or 'giggle' as apposed to 'laugh out loud'. It is not 'smart' or even that original, with 'Risky Business' being an obvious inspiration, however it’s clearly not as good. Its surprising this movie was 'R' rated in the states as the only people that would genuinely enjoy it would have to be way below that age. As a whole its more 'disappointing' then good


It was probably rated R for the boobs and the swearing. It would not been nearly as funny or sexy if they had ignorantly gone down to PG-13.
Post
#47770
Topic
Al Bundy
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/47770/action/topic#47770
Time
"A fat women came into the shoe store asked for something to wear in the woods so I suggested a sign that says don't shoot and I don't know when they started letting women carry num chucks"
"Thats no lady thats my wife"
"Those are my kids, thats my wife, and I sell womens shoes envy me. Envy me."
"If God wanted women to go bolliing he would have put there breats on there back to give us something to look at while we wait our turn"
"It could look like a women, sound like a women, dress like a women, and act like a women but you never know for sure"
"Bundys don't eat vegitables"
"A fat women clip cloped into the shoe store today, so fat she made three smaller women orbit around her, asked for something to make her look sexy. I said it will be a long time before someone that ugly walks in to make you look sexy and I don't know when they started letting women carry stun guns"
Post
#47652
Topic
Al Bundy
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/47652/action/topic#47652
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Some more

"If God had meant women to play ball he would have made them men"
"That must be your mother tell her I said oink"
"Why can't the world die Peg?"
"Gee officer if I thought my wife was missing would I be hanging out in a bar drinking this beer"
"God I hate Christmas. Mall filled with women and children. All I hear is I want that give me that and then theres the children"
"Your in NO MA'AMS land now baby"
"I'm almost a human being goddammit"
Post
#47423
Topic
Al Bundy
Link
https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/47423/action/topic#47423
Time
More great Al lines

"A fat women came into the shoe store today. Here I am easing her hoof into a shoe when suddenly she panics rears up and begins to gallop around the shoe store lucky a butter stick fell out of her purse and I was able to grease my thumb and pull myself free"
"Pegs like a black widow. Kills her mate during sex"
"You oviously have never had sex with your mother before"
"Pumkin see that tree out there. It grows, it changes, it stands, and as far as I am conserned you are just as smart as that tree"
"If Darwin was right they will know in about a million years"
"A fat women Godzillaed into the Shoe store. So fat she was protected by Greenpeace. She asked for something she could wear to Christmas. I told her to stand on her hands past a star to her ass and go as the worlds fatest, ugliest, tree."