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Rogue-theX said:

You can:

Not listen to the audience`s persistent warnings.

LOL.

The other... there are three of them! Maybe this should be a category in the OT.com awards. "Best 'Which Batman film is your favorite?' thread".

*cut & paste*

RE: The Keaton - I think he is the best movie Batman but the worst Bruce Wayne. He is just too damn short! The curly hair doesn't help matters either. Batman Begins is my favourite of the movies despite Bale's woeful Clint Eastwood impersonation. TAS Bats is the real Batman for me.

This "Which Batman film is your favorite?" thread is my favourite "Which Batman film is your favorite?" thread.

There's also Red's thread:

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Explain-Your-Username-Avatar-Title-Signature/topic/12805/

Though half the people have a different avatar, title and signature now.

You use a Mac.

You don't say goodbye on the phone.

Your tyres squeal on dirt roads.

You don't lock your car.

You never finish a cigarette.

You have extremely poor night vision.

You are safe from gunfire behind any kind of cover.

You can destroy the data on a computer by smashing the monitor.

You will break a necklace when removing it from a person or corpse rather than use the clasp.

If you wake up in a hospital or laboratory, you will immediately pull out any drips, electrodes or implants that may be keeping you alive.

You will stop and stare for at least 3 seconds at the hideous creature or natural disaster that is about to kill you before reacting to the danger.

You will try to outrun a falling object directly in line with its trajectory rather than moving to the side.

You rarely if ever need to use the bathroom.

You rarely pay cab fare, but the drivers don't seem to mind.

If you turn on the TV to watch a specific news item, it will have just started.

Feel free to add to the list.

darth_ender said:

Much could be said to the same point about Spider-man 3's failure to capture the magic of the first to.

The Dark Lord of Grammar, Knight of Syntax, Slave of Spellcheck ;)

I love this one by Dali as well:

It is a bold claim. How can anything be better than Arrested Development?

Damn, I liked the first few episodes but never got back to it. Sounds like I'll have to look at some of those others too. I haven't seen 3 out of the last 4 you mentioned, and only a season or two of Always Sunny. I love Curb Your Enthusiasm. I have never been so uncomfortable while thoroughly enjoying myself.

I haven't seen the whole movie but *spoiler* is Ralph Macchio supposed to win the guitar battle at the end? Cos Steve Vai kicks his ass in my opinion. Or is that yet another Crossroads movie?

Yeah, it was in no order but it's not coincidence that those two are at the top. Also add Bill Bailey. Lewis Black is pretty funny too though his material is nearly all political.

He was always on Hey Hey, It's Saturday pretending to shove a pencil up his nose and pull it out of his ear.

I didn't feel qualified to answer this when it was posted, so I watched about 65 stand-up specials and am 8 seasons into Comedy Central Presents.

These are my favourites in no order:

Bill Hicks

George Carlin

Russell Peters

Bill Burr

Greg Giraldo

Ricky Gervais

Carl Barron

Richard Jeni

Daniel Tosh

Mitch Hedberg

Louis C.K.

Patton Oswalt

Steven Wright

Tom Cotter's was probably my favourite Comedy Central performance so far. Regan was OK, but Gaffigan's "lady in the audience" voice really pissed me off after a while. Still a lot to check out.

Johnny Young is the Gest Man...

I doubt anyone knows what I am talking about...

I think I use three dots to end a sentence way too often...

I'll start, I'll start. I tell ya, I enjoyed the first and second Chicago Jones and Temple of Dooms...

^ How do you follow that? Nice, ady.

Star Wars: 10/10

The Empire Strikes Back: 10/10

Return of the Jedi: 7/10

Phantom Menace: 5/10  (L8wrtr's edit: 6/10)

Attack of the Clones: 4/10  (JasonN's edit: 5/10)

Revenge of the Sith: 3/10  (Stankpac's edit: 5/10)

Had to throw those edit scores in as I haven't watched the original prequels for ages. Still a few to check out but those are my favourite edits so far. If it wasn't for the fan edits I would probably never watch the prequels again.

I tried the 8 ball system p-rule but I couldn't do it. Even though 3 is about the lowest score I ever give :P

Yes - Heroes. He is the same actor who plays Spock in the last Trek movie but I can't think of his name. I'm thinking black jeans, boots and collared shirt would suffice unless Moth3r has other ideas. I have kind of gotten used to the white spaceman...

Metric bastards... give 'em an inch and they take a mile :P

I must be psychic...

Blarg. I didn't make it from scratch though. I just fiddled. I guess I could give it a shot if you're otherwise occupied. I'm sure yours would be better...

It's BULLSHIT! ALL OF IT! The cabinet minister... THE WHOLE BUSINESS!

Is that two borderline racist posts from twooffour in as many days? Take care not to look like a duck, twooffour - we already know you walk like one ;)

Y U'S NO AXE RIPPLIN FOR LEGO??!!!1!

MOAR!

Can something be done to get RedFive and Rogue's lazy butts up to code? Frink bribed me to look the other way but then I couldn't see my screen...

NOT UP TO CODE I SAY!

*keeps fiver anyway*


Moth3r asked for a Sylar a while back - any progress on that?

Classico - Tenacious D