doubleKO

Worst. Halloween. Ever.

Okay, I'm beginning to lean the other way now. I could not even watch the first part of that Halloween episode. I remember thinking that Beyond Blunderdome's fart joke in season 11 was the first I had ever seen on The Simpsons and that it was an indication of the show going downhill at that point. Although I did like the rest of that particular episode.

^ LOL. Those were fun. I actually didn't expect any responses in this thread besides maybe a Frink poke-fun post, but even that was remarkably on-topic. More OT themed submissions welcome.

You're on a highway of information where the potholes are digital demons. You brake for an animal. It's a cat, presumptuous over the matter of a cheeseburger. You check your computer's centre console for change; there's no exit before the toll booth ahead, and your subscription is due for that other gateway... The Scary Door.

Consider, if you will, a phone booth in a land of imagination. A man disappears while talking into a shoe. You will notice it is bigger on the inside, where you find the empty suit and attached press credentials of a Mr. Kent; age: 73. You ask for a doctor but the operator connects you to... The Scary Door.

I have been texting my sister an intro from "The Scary Door" each day to bug her and I've run out. Fans of Futurama and/or The Twilight Zone please help me out with your own "Scary Door" introduction so I can annoy her for a bit longer.

Here are two I already did:

You're about to begin a journey into the unknown, a place where you might find ketchup and mustard in the same bottle. Or clear cola. You take a look in the cupboard, but you've just opened... The Scary Door.

You've just bought a ticket on a non-stop flight to a state of mind known as confusion. The plane has been sprayed for gremlins and the airline is now boarding passengers through... The Scary Door.

Chupa Chup

A bear, but still no Grizzly Adams?

There we go.

I am thinking of growing my beard for the first time ever, hence the topic suggestion. I have never stuck with it before because I can never seem to shave the edges to the same place the second time. I am beard-uncoordinated.

doubleKO said:

 

Fixed.

I decided to stay in the 60s after Star Trek and some Lost in Space. Now watching The Twilight Zone, of which I have seen very little. Thumbs up so far, and my growing familiarity with it makes "The Scary Door" that much better.

darth_ender said:

doubleofive said:

Lazy xhonzi, was Lazy.

I feel like a late-comer to most of the established gags, friendships, and personality quirks at this site.  Though I understand the meaning of most of these gags, I find that this thread sadly does not live up to its advertisement insofar as few of the mentioned jokes have their origins revealed.  That's okay because I don't really care where "colars" or "carp" came from, I just think they're good and fun.  However, I really find the quoted sentence construction very funny, and I smile every time I see it.  I just have to know, where did this ridiculous syntax come from?  I love it!

vote_for_palpatine, who mysteriously disappeared mid-webcast  coined the phrase "Lazy George, was lazy" if I am not mistaken. And "colars" is one of kenkraly's gems. Sheesh, I'm a newcomer and I know these things. You must need to spend more time here, not less ;)

or ?

Davnes007 said:

I look forward to seeing comma's placed in their correct position(s)

Me too :p

Colonel St. John Fabricated Half Inch Pipe

Now see here bkev...

Adam Antium?

Jeff Bridges

Holodeck or Better Than Life?

Best villain to love to hate: Dr. Zachary Smith

Best villain to hate (f***ing annoying): Kai Winn/Weyoun

...and any other character played by Jeffrey Combs for that matter.

Page 4?! When you decide to ignore the three post rule you really go to town!

This thread is now about beards.

Arizona backwards is still Arizona!

It's a palomino!