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doubleKO

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7-May-2011
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8-Jul-2023
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#551080
Topic
The Scary Door
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Submitted for your approval - A three-way cross-post: A misbegotten movie idea about a beard. And a killer. A young lady fancies a man for his manly beard and agrees to date him. They fall in love and get married. Years later she asks him to shave his beard and he agrees. When she steps into the bathroom she realizes that her husband is none other than... the man who raped her (childhood)! And that the bathroom door is none other than... The Scary Door.

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#550023
Topic
The Big Roast! (Only pick on the poster before you; NO TAGBACKS, but you can LOL the person who roasted you.)
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Ender again? Too easy... I wanted to make fun of Ziggy's impaired sense of chronology. In addition to apologizing in advance for things he has already done, Leonardo is accused of hypocrisy for doing one thing, only to have already done something contradictory. I think he is really a wormhole alien, thus has no understanding of our human concept of time.