doubleKO

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You space bastard! You killed our pine!

Parallel universes

Gloria Pritchett or Claire Dunphy?

C'mon... show a little backbone will ya?

I apologize for not posting very much lately.

As I don't know each subject personally, this could be a generalisation... but guys who wear white-rimmed sunglasses are dicks.

Watched Bite Me on YouTube, a zombie/comedy series where the survivors are gamers. Not bad. Also watching another one from the UK called Zomblogalypse which is even funnier.

JEDIT: Nick Frost's Danger! 50,000 Zombies! was worth a chuckle or three as well. Does anyone have recommendations for good zombie web series? (They don't have to be comedy).

Holy shit! I sexted with my ex-wife last night, photos and all. After more than 15 years of not getting along. Probably too much information but I had to put it out there. My son would probably drop dead from shock if he knew.

Is it always winter in the country that holds the Winter Olympics when it is held, or can a country with snow hold the Winter Olympics in their summer? Is the designation based on the season in the host country, the northern hemisphere... Greece? Do places that have winter sports as their main sports call the Winter Olympics the Olympics and the Olympics the Summer Olympics? This is all too confusing. They should just call them the Hot Olympics and the Cold Olympics.

A single man's fridge may only contain alcohol, Chinese leftovers and bad milk.

If manhandled by two muscled goons, you will make a wisecrack about their sexuality.

Any problems described to a psychiatrist will have happened to "a friend".

When using a dictaphone, you will inadvertently play something embarrassing that you recorded earlier.

Leonardo said:

the bean eating scene in "Blazing Saddles". You can't not laugh at that, IMHO.

Let me be the first to assure you it is possible :p

Turns out I have a disorder called misophonia which literally means "hatred of sound". A couple of my triggers are barking dogs and crickets and these things can infuriate me in movies or games almost as much as they do in real life. (I was kind of relieved to discover that it was an actual thing after thinking I was just going mental for the last ten years or so. Another name for it is "selective sound sensitivity" which I even came up with on my own and then dismissed because it sounded so made up).

Also, I'm not scared of the dark, but I am scared of the dark in video games. Scary movies are no problem, but when I'm in control and my dude's flare is going out or whatever... zoinks! Some games are just too scary for me unless someone else is in the room. I quit Silent Hill, Doom 3, STALKER and a couple of others because they freaked me the hell out. I even freak out if Lara Croft has to swim in the dark. You'd have hated it bkev. There were rats. Big ones.

Jane Doe, News-Tribune. Did you and TV's Frink have a Hollywood style showdown in your brain? How did you defeat him?

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The Spleen thread is gone from the first page!!1! That makes me happy.

Johnny Ringo said:

Watched the whole first season of Corner Gas. Love it. Now I need to check out the rest, I think there are 6 seasons in total.

Thanks! Series is pretty good and I was almost out of new things to watch. Near the end of season 2 already.

Davnes007 said:

...who's trolling who?

 Jetrell Fo is Frink's sook puppet.

Ryan McAvoy said:

As it's Christmas here are a couple of Crimbo Cakes I decorated for my mum years ago...

I had never heard the term "Crimbo" until NuWho. I like it!

greenpenguino said:

doubleKO said:

I wouldn't say it's art, but I hereby donate this to the greenpenguino gallery in the interest of maximum public exposure.

Approved!

 Such disappointment... Greeny hasn't used this once.

Tipsy Xmas post. Ho Ho Ho!

This year I've begun a continuing mission to find the definitive performance of each and every Christmas song I can find. I am full of spirit. And beer.

Am I wrong to be prejudiced against cyclists? You know, the ones that dress like shiny dildoes?

_,,,^..^,,,_ (The Song Formerly Known As) by Reegargitator

Except that he ignored all of us and then got banned, leaving "blowfish" forever on our lists. Very hurtful for those of us with OCD tendencies ;)

Look to Your Warb for the Warning by Ronster Magnet

So mean, but so great.

What happened to Leo's avatar?