darth_ender said:
What!? We mean he is calling us a virus!
FTFY. Don't forget the proper plural pronoun. And yes, he is calling us a virus.
What!? You mean he is calling us a virus!
Um, dude, I think Team_Endor was a misspelling of Team_Ender...
Danfun128 said:
Citizens of originaltrilogy.com, I come in peace for those who still understand! The virus known as team_negative1 has grown strong. It's presence has gone unchecked...for a time. Now the virus has mutated into a stronger, more dangerous form: Team_Endor. It's aims are a mockery of the laws of the land. The assimilation must be stopped! Us survivors should band together in order to find a cure to this scourge. Here are the rules you must follow if you want to join!
1. There will be no leagueofbunnies account, or anything similar: Though we are a group, we are also individuals. We should speak with our own accounts while they are our own.
2. You should follow the rules set out by the admins: Team_Endor is dedicated to rebelling against the rules. The only rules they follow our their own. Be careful! We don't want any survivors banned.
3. Your individuality is what makes you a survivor: Always remember that. Your voice is your own. You may disagree with me on other issues, but we are all struggling together. We can't discard our freedom.
4. The hive mind of Team_Endor is not immortal: Like anything, it will die, and freedom will rise again in originaltrilogy.com. Unfortunately, the League of Bunnies isn't immortal either, so you have to be on your guard at all times.
5. Try not to turn every discussion into fodder for war: For the most part, we are a defensive organization. We should only attack Team_Endor if they attack first.
6. This war began in Off-Topic: It wouldn't be surprising if all of this was forgotten in a couple hours, days, or even weeks.
7. The Borg were defeated: If one of the most famous hive minds was defeated by Voyager, surely we can also defeat Team_Endor, and perhaps liberate members of that group from the hive mind.
Be bold, be strong. The war has only begun. Make your choice while it is still a choice to make!
Wow! Team_Endor sounds terrible! Their aims are misguided. Ours on the other hand include the correction of improper spelling and punctuation:
"its" is the possessive pronoun, not "it's"
"We" is the subjective plural first person pronoun, whereas "us" is the direct object of the sentence. Therefore, "We survivors..." is correct, no "Us survivors..."
But otherwise we are with you and will help you fight this ridiculous menace!
Thank you us for coming to my our the founder’s defense. I know he appreciates it. Or he would, but he hasn’t been around for quite some time.
To say that our founder smells like the excrement of a young rabbit is entirely untrue. We have not met the chap personally, but he has consistently demonstrated excellent sense and thus he likely has tip top hygiene.
Gaston smells like lol bunny turds! yuckyuckyuck!
Gaston eats his barf harharharharh!
Alright, it looks like it's time to revise the rules.
1. If any member desires to speak for the team, he must log into the darth_ender account. If he/she wishes to comment more generally on OT.com, we suppose a complete abandonment of one's identity is too challenging. Please assume appropriate code names so we know who's part of the team and because, well code names are awesome.
2. If any member logs in and speaks negatively about anyone, especially Gaston, he will be found and banned from the team! He will no longer be part of us.
3. If any individual member has any intel on who the culprit might be, he is obliged to post so here. Failure to do so will result in gruesome deaths.
4. Team member "Pigeon" (formerly known as Warbler) is obliged to edit any incorrect pronoun usage in any posts in this thread by any members, whether as part of the team account or in individual accounts. Failure to do so will result in excommunication and/or execution, plus a fine of up to but not exceeding $45.
5. Has anyone seen Gaston lately? Please send him our love note if you have.
darth_ender said:
Gaston, the artist formerly known as darth_ender, is a poopy-face!
Hey! Who wrote that?! I swear, I'm gonna...I mean, not that we care because we haven't seen the original member of Team_Ender since, like, the day the Team was first formed. He's too busy to contribute these days.
Gaston, the artist formerly known as darth_ender, is a poopy-face!
By now we should have all gotten the login to Team_Ender. If we missed it, send a PM with our mother's maiden name, the city of our birth, our first pet's name, our SSN (credit card number will work for those outside the US), and our wife's/girlfriend's dimensions (photos are an acceptable substitute) to "Gaston" *wink wink* and we will send us our password.
Ryan McAvoy said:
I feel I must pledge myself to the cause. May I henceforth be known by the prefix 'Belle' within the greater 'Ender' entity?
As long as you keep it to yourself! No one must ever know who is actually posting. We are one entity. We must never betray individuality.
He really is a funny guy, a beauty but a funny guy, he really is a funny guuuuuuuuy! That Belle!
Bonjour!
Bonjour!
Bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour, bonjour,!
JEDIT: We suppose in private correspondence we may be known by such pet names. darth_ender claims Gaston! But he will not post anymore.
DuracellEnergizer said:
I submit myself to the teachings of team_ender! Take my body -- it is ready!
Great! We will get the probes and the Oxford test bubble sheets!
Possessed said:
darth_ender said:
Possessed said:
Can we join too? We think you value our input, as we are the mysterious and highly sought after demosthenes, and we would love to voice our opinions as one.
We don't know if we have enough booze to let you in, but we like you, so we welcome us to the Team!
We have plenty of booze. But it's only for us.
It is ours! OURS, my precious!
Warbler said:
Neglify said:
All Our Base Belong To Us.
this phrase is not allowed here. It back bad memories to us of a very bad troll that is best left forgotten.
All your phrase are belong to us. Even trolls will be assimilated.
Possessed said:
Can we join too? We think you value our input, as we are the mysterious and highly sought after demosthenes, and we would love to voice our opinions as one.
We don't know if we have enough booze to let you in, but we like you, so we welcome us to the Team!
Warbler said:
We are the Team_Ender. You will be assimilated. We will add your uniqueness to our own. Resistance is futile.
As you can see by the timestamps, great minds think alike. We are truly a hive mind now. All our opinions are one.
We created a new meme just for this thread.
This sounds like a wonderful project. Look forward to seeing more. :)
darth_ender said:
Excellent form. We learn quickly, our young apprentice.
Oops.
Excellent form. You learn quickly, my young apprentice.
timdiggerm said:
6. You must believe that forum rules are really important and worth getting upset about.
We're afraid that a good sense of humor is required to be a member, even if not mentioned in the initial rules. Therefore you have been
^Love it! You're in! And because of that last post, the welcome beatings will be lightened for you!
How could you or anyone post in this thread yesterday and not mention that 38 years ago, Star Wars was released in theaters?! For shame! ;)