Unless it's central to the plot, your woman will never get pregnant no matter how often you have relations.
You see non-committal sex as a diversionary sport while saying "I love you" is rounding third base.
Hacker computer programs have visually exciting GUIs and make fun little sounds to indicate they are breaking into the desired computer.
Your fellow male characters may or may not be attractive.
Your fellow female characters are always attractive and underweight.
Your group of three leads includes one female and one black person.
You are an American patriot willing to sacrifice your life and shoots lots of baddies to save the day, while a famous Hollywood personality who looks exactly like you hates America and thinks even water pistols are evil.
Your unnatural accent comes and goes.
Every time your buddy gets shot in the chest, it only dazes him for a moment until he gets his second, third and fourth wind. He gets even more angry and will take out a few more bad guys before he finally goes down.
Several people will gladly risk their lives, many of them dying, in order to save your life.
That nerdy girl always looks incredibly attractive once she takes off her glasses and does her hair differently.
If you are a lawyer, you never trip over your words but rather argue your case with supreme eloquence and emotion.
All the high school students look like they're in their early 20s.
Broken windows never cut you.
Your significant other breaks up with you just before the sequel begins.
Your advanced electronic items have lots of lights that simply blink but don't do anything.
Bullets miss you, but always ricochet off of something near you, even if it is something small and far harder to hit like a flagpole or railing on a catwalk.
You groan and whine when a woman puts warm soapy water on that huge open wound that hardly fazed you when you received it.
