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Goalpost Ric

look, i found trump’s response!

https://8values.github.io/results.html?e=0&d=0&g=0&s=0

not suprising

yhwx said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

I’m apparently a social libertarian.

I got the same, though with the words flipped around for some reason.

Pretty sure that means it isn’t the same. the order of things matters.

Warbler said:

deleted.

i wish i would see more of this coming from the White House.

I decided to read this spam, and i am glad i did:

Hi sweetie,
A lot of spams come to your inbox from various virtual women prompting you to join those dating websites.
So while reading my letter you might feel the same about my letter too. I won’t blame you. Online marketing and advertisement has reached its vulgar peak.
Of course I am also inviting you to join an online dating and matrimony website.

But what make my request different from others are some facts which I would like to tell you.
Firstly I have a good intention in inviting you to the website where I am registered myself, which is the possibility to meet you personally there.
Secondly the fact that these referrals and invites keep my account viable there and it will apply to you also when you join the site.
Thirdly I genuinely want more and more real people to know about this premium, matrimony oriented, convenient, safe online dating website with lots of family values.

I am Dinara from Yaroslavl, Russia and I am a Tramway driver. My life is monotonous, but I cherish my job even though it is a lackluster one. My city is a much ancient Russian city and is a beautiful one.
I want to find my love, preferably a foreigner and want to invite him to my city to show him around and to have him acquainted with my parents and relatives.
So without wasting much of your precious time I would request you to take a chance with this site and give it a fair try. I am sure you will like it.

I hope you will find me there.

Isn’t that just great? i removed the link from the end, because i am selfish and don’t want any of you stealing Dinara away from me.

^ALLOL

all this random discussion is really warming up my appetite for the grill-out i am going to tonight.

NeverarGreat said:

I’m probably gonna catch flank for this, but cud we chuck these puns? Shank you.

Hot dog, you went whole-hog on that one.

darth_ender said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

darth_ender said:

I don’t know what everyone’s beef with yhwx is. You all need to be more tender.

Sorry, but the years have made me tough and grisly.

But that doesn’t mean we have to roast him every day.

Steer us in the right direction then

Bullshit!

TV’s Frink said:

It was a missteak?

this joke is well done

TV’s Frink said:

The first time it made sense. The other two times must have been missteaks.

what a rare thing for yhwx to make.

I am getting sick of opening a thread to see that picture.

SilverWook said:

I posted a link to new footage, and nobody says a thing about it.

Hey I checked out that link, but I really don’t know what to say about 2.5 milliseconds of new footage. 😋

Mark’s Down On Your Syntax said:

Veracious Wampa

He’ll still eat you, but at least he’ll never lie to you.

Lol

RayRogers said:

Mine’s the worst since it’s my real name. No creativity here!

Ok… The whole reporting your own username joke was already done twice on page one.

TV’s Frink said:

RayRogers said:

Is it taboo we don’t know where any of each other lives at?

I know where a few people live and they know where I live. They’re people I trust. They’re not you.

“Trust, but Terrify”

Possessed said:

yhwx said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

^THIS.

I don’t get it.

I also don’t get this current use of this well understood and overused picture only post.

Capcom®

TV’s Frink said:

Our dog has been pretty miserable the last few nights.

yeah, animals hate fireworks. or so facebook tells me.

NeverarGreat said:

Baby Driver was very good, but the main character didn’t feel quite fleshed out enough and there was some repetitive action in the third act.

Nevertheless, full recommendation from this guy as well 😃

great, now i really don’t know what to do with all these conflicting reviews.

Cornetto trilogy yes. scott pilgrim? dunno, i wouldn’t (and haven’t)

that was someone else

-later

Yeah i was just about to complain about fireworks. i live in the city so everyone and their crazy uncle (or just everyone’s crazy uncle, i really don’t know) wants to set of the loudest fireworks they can. This year is actually tame considered to other years, but we also have a small child now and last night was no fun, and it seems like we probably have a few more nights like this. ::Angry Face::

but then i posted on facebook and i am reminded by a friend in NY how bad it can be in their neighborhood, and then seeing Silverwook’s post, i guess i best not complain.

Except i just did complain. deal with it.

TV’s Frink said:

Sounds like a robot question to me.

Robot inquisitor confrmed.