I was brought up Catholic/Christian but I haven't been to church in years. My mom stopped trying to drag me there a long time ago and now doesn't even ask me if I went on holidays or not.
Bottom line to me is that "religion"="procedure", not "religion"="beliefs". What "religion" you say you follow or believe in is really just a description of how you practice those beliefs. In the end, what different religions believe is all essentially the same.
Richard Jeni: Now we've got people going to war over religion. I don't know, I mean, I can see going to war over justice or democracy or even revenge but if you're going to war over religion, now, you're just killing people in an argument over who has the better imaginary friend.
And if you think that God is speaking to you personally just like the way you talk to your friend on the phone then you better crinkle some tin foil on your anntennas cuz you're getting some heavy interference.
The only real problem I have with people who are heavily religious is that they seem to lose their sense of humor in the process. The truth is that what makes us laugh is a mystery, and it's always been that way. Not a fact, not etched in stone, not some empirical math equation. That's why it's called a "sense" of humor - it's not meant to be exactly the same from one person to the next. I'm sure that on the eve of the Nativity when the "tall" Magi smacked his head on the crossbeam while entering the stable that Joseph took a moment away from pondering who impregnated his wife and laughed his little carpenter ass off.
There's nothing wrong with someone else having different beliefs than you. The last time I can remember an entire nation being on the same page was Germany in the 1930's and it didn't really turn out that well.
You don't like me because I'm not the same religion? Fine, but don't try to convert me over to your way of thinking. Those are the people who piss me off the most - the ones who treat religion like some kind of cult whose core doctrine consists solely of their personal beliefs. I believe in "The Cult Of One", the cult of the individual. That way, if I "lemming" off a cliff, I'm following my own nose and not the ass of another lemming.
How many religious fanatics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, because they are perpetually in the fucking dark.