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#203191
Topic
MSN's "Do nice guys always finish last?"
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/203191/action/topic#203191
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
okay if she's a typical girl, she probably will NOT call you after the first date. and if it's been more than a week after that first date and you don't call her, she's gonna assume that you are not interested. the best time to call is day 4 or 5 after the first date. 6 is kinda pushing it and 7 is like "well i'm kinda interested, but i'm not thinking about you/us that much to cal you after the 3 day rule".
This is all bullshit. Call whenever you f**king want. If you all stop playing these dumb games, it would be a lot better.

No offense to you, HLF, I'm talking about males/females in general.
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#202984
Topic
Star Wars Trilogy tops IGN's "Most Wanted DVDs"
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202984/action/topic#202984
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Ok, i don't want to ignore ADigitalMan's request that we take this to the politics thread instead of banging on about it here but, just before we do that, i would like to say that, based on what Gaffer and ADM have just told me about the NAACP, I hate them. Or at least I hate them today (i.e I respect what they have done in the past to improve the lives of minority groups but these days, affirmative action and what I like to call reverse racism really piss me off).

Groups like this shit all over my dream of TRUE equality.

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#202981
Topic
Rankings
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202981/action/topic#202981
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You wanna take this outside?

If, as you claim, I don't own you by being 248 posts ahead of you, that means you need to be at least 249 posts ahead of me to be in with any chance of owning me, which means you are 497 posts away from owning me. Until you own me, I officially own you. And btw, this post means you are now 498 posts away from doing any owning of your own. Translation: PWNED!!
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#202980
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202980/action/topic#202980
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No solid suggestions, no. I'm assuming she thinks raising my voice and telling the guy on the phone that he better pay up or else will do the trick, which of course, it won't. When faced with bureaucratic red tape of this magnitude, there's only one thing to do - bend over and take it like a man.

She has since apologised for being such a dumbass though, so I guess I can forgive and forget. Until the next time. Women - can't live with 'em, etc.
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#202951
Topic
The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202951/action/topic#202951
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I'm hating 2 things right now.

The first is that I paid a parket ticket online and the f**kers took the money FOUR TIMES!! So I rang them up, bitched them out, and it's gonna take 3 to 4 weeks to get my money back. Considering I'm leaving the f**king country forever in 17 days and really need all my hard-earned cash right now, that is just not good enough.

The second thing I'm hating is that my wife is now pissed off at ME, acting like it's MY bloody fault, telling me I need to get them to pay up quicker. How am I supposed to do that? Go down to city hall with a gun? F**king women!!
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#202931
Topic
Rewrite the OT in light of the PT
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202931/action/topic#202931
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Originally posted by: ricarleite
OK, how about THIS one:

Yoda: No! Try not! Do! Or do not! There is no try...

Luke: Only a sith deals in absolutes. I'll do what I must. *lights up lightsaber, decapitates Yoda*


I just realised that by saying 'only a Sith deals in absolutes', Obi-Wan is himself dealing in absolutes - 'you just used an absolute, so you MUST be a Sith'. So is Obi-Wan a Sith?

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#202924
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The Tom Kitten
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202924/action/topic#202924
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I'm not trying to defend Bizarro Cruise or his wacky religion, but he's not the first to consider eating a placenta. My science teacher ate his wife's placenta (fried with onions apparently). Plus I believe that whole thinh was blown out of proportion my the media - He commented that it would probably be very nutritious, next minute the papers are saying he wants to eat Katies internal organs while aliens watch and masturbate.
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#202907
Topic
Worst Cliches in Films
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https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/202907/action/topic#202907
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
On a similar note:

-Comptuers have become so advanced that they can delete people from a photo and logically construct what would have appeared behind them automatically, no user input required.

-Even the blurriest of photos and videos can be enhanced to the point that the image of the face/liscene plate/serial number/important information can be made out plain as day. Even on a twenty year old recording. Taken at night. With the lights off.

-Operating systems, loading times, stubborn programs, ect. on computers don't exist. Computers run ONLY programs relevent to the plot, and never crash unless it enhances the drama.

-Passwords are always the name of a friend, relative, pet, obsession, ect, possibly spelled backwards. Nobody ever makes a random word like snickerdoodle or humanoid their password, and they NEVER include numbers.


And all of this photo enhancement/painting out etc is done with a few strokes of the keyboard - no mouse or photoshop skills required.