Yoda Is Your Father

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Post: #210644
Topic: The Empire Strikes Back Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210644/action/topic#210644
Time: 17-May-2006 6:54 PM

Missed a bit mate:

Yoda: Concentrate...feel the Force. Yes. Good. Calm, yes. Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future...the past, old friends long gone.

Luke: Han! Leia!

Yoda: Control, control. You must learn control.

Post: #210641
Topic: Tourettes Guy
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210641/action/topic#210641
Time: 17-May-2006 6:49 PM

Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
On the London Underground, I once observed a Russian with Tourettes. No joke.

You can observe absolutely anything on the London Underground. Crazy place.

Post: #210638
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210638/action/topic#210638
Time: 17-May-2006 6:47 PM

I'm not sure what will happen. It could create a time paradox that will unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum and destory the entire universe.

I'll just have to make sure it doesn't happen

Post: #210628
Topic: What do you look like?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210628/action/topic#210628
Time: 17-May-2006 6:36 PM

It's pissing down but there's a drought. Only in England.

Post: #210626
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210626/action/topic#210626
Time: 17-May-2006 6:35 PM

Post # 2675

Gaffer has closed the gap to just 40 posts. Unless I resort to spam, which I won't, I think I might end up eating Gaffer dust.

Post: #210625
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210625/action/topic#210625
Time: 17-May-2006 6:33 PM

If that's the case then it wasn't meant to be. I really believe that.

As for the driving test, a bit of studying and I think I'll be ok. Just gotta remember to stick to the speed limit - that's my main driving weakness.

Post: #210621
Topic: The Empire Strikes Back Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210621/action/topic#210621
Time: 17-May-2006 6:30 PM

As for Yoda saying 'No', well, .....YOU SUCK

Moving on:

Han: No. Well, wait. This is interesting. Lando.

Leia: Lando system?

Han: Lando's not a system, he's a man. Lando Calrissian. He's a card player, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him.

Leia: Thanks.

Han: Bespin. It's pretty far, but I think we can make it.

Leia: A mining colony?

Han: Yeah, a Tibanna gas mine. Lando conned somebody out of it. We go back a long way, Lando and me.

Leia: Can you trust him?

Han: No. But he has no love for the Empire, I can tell you that.

Han: Here we go, Chewie. Stand by. Detach!

Leia: You do have your moments. Not many, but you have them.

Post: #210609
Topic: BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210609/action/topic#210609
Time: 17-May-2006 6:24 PM

Thanks for the pics Chalts. Good work.

Post: #210606
Topic: What do you look like?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210606/action/topic#210606
Time: 17-May-2006 6:21 PM

Originally posted by: HotRod

Originally posted by: Jagdlieter

You get Summer in the UK???

Yeah...we get at least a week!

I heard you were having a drought right now. Figures - I leave = heatwave in London.

Post: #210595
Topic: ITS HAPPENED-- OOT AVAILABLE FROM LUCASFILM
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210595/action/topic#210595
Time: 17-May-2006 6:12 PM

Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I personally like them. Then again, though, I liked the '04 covers as well. *prepares for stoning*

*Stones Gaffer*

I love the original painted artwork - so classy, so stylish, and so of the era. These MS Paint covers are a travesty.

I must admit they are better than the '04 ones, but that's like saying I would rather eat cat shit than dog shit.

Post: #210592
Topic: Upcoming DVD covers
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210592/action/topic#210592
Time: 17-May-2006 6:10 PM

Thanks THX.

Urrgghh.

Post: #210580
Topic: What do you look like?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210580/action/topic#210580
Time: 17-May-2006 5:57 PM

Originally posted by: Invader Jenny
fun, good looking guys.

You called?

We could definitely use a pianist, and some female vocals to accompany Dayv's Manly tones would work, I think. I'm on acoustic guitar and backing vocals and I don't remember the other members. We should really make a list.

Post: #210575
Topic: Upcoming DVD covers
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210575/action/topic#210575
Time: 17-May-2006 5:50 PM

I'm having trouble viewing them.

Although I doubt I'm missing much.

Post: #210563
Topic: What are you going to do with your SE discs?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210563/action/topic#210563
Time: 17-May-2006 5:36 PM

Originally posted by: Invader Jenny

Originally posted by: JediRandy
And while I'm at it.... no more Slave Leia in ROTJ. I'm replacing her with a CGI General Madine in a metal bikini.

Oh man, that would be HOT! And then Admiral Akbar can rub baby oil all over his body, spilling some on to his own rubbery, aquatic skin.

Drool...

Post: #210562
Topic: New DVDs NOT 16x9
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210562/action/topic#210562
Time: 17-May-2006 5:35 PM

What. The. Fuck.

Why are they doing this so half-assed? Are they doing this shit on purpose? I say again: WTF?

Post: #210476
Topic: OT.com Hockey Playoff Pool RULES IN FIRST POST
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210476/action/topic#210476
Time: 17-May-2006 2:34 PM

So, Oilers Vs Sharks tonight at 8PM ET. I'll be watching. Looking forward to another 16 points added to my score...

I'm thinking of running a similar pool for the World Cup in June (soccer). Would anyone be up for that? I'll provide a list of teams and you rate them, just like the hockey pool.

Post: #210467
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210467/action/topic#210467
Time: 17-May-2006 1:45 PM

Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I believe he said "less mistakes," which isn't a good thing. Oh shit. Well, luckily, I don't make mistakes (except the 'less mistakes' mistake I just made).

Originally posted by: Warbler
isn't it true that in Europe they drive on the left side of the road instead of the right? If true, I think that would justify a test. I would think driving on the opposite side of the road would require some adjustment and it would make sense to test people to make they can do it.

It's not that hard. After a few short journeys you get used to it. I have already driven thousands of miles across the United States, all over Los Angeles and New York City (which are supposedly 2 of the hardest places to drive).

But to be honest, I can totally see why they would need to test me. It's just a bit of a drag.

Post: #210464
Topic: The Empire Strikes Back Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210464/action/topic#210464
Time: 17-May-2006 1:38 PM

Chewie: Raragargh
Han: Well, that was along time ago...I'm sure he's forgotten about that.

Post: #210462
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210462/action/topic#210462
Time: 17-May-2006 1:34 PM

But the clone did not pass the bar exam, and therefore the contract is void!!!

Post: #210460
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210460/action/topic#210460
Time: 17-May-2006 1:33 PM

Originally posted by: Warbler
5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*fireworks go off, takes seat on Jedi Council*

Ultimate respect to Warbler.

Post: #210458
Topic: What do you look like?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210458/action/topic#210458
Time: 17-May-2006 1:31 PM

Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
She could be a .......backup dancer?

Yeah I'm down with that.

As long as she doesn't do anything stupid like cross the streams. That would be bad.

Post: #210232
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210232/action/topic#210232
Time: 16-May-2006 8:59 PM

How would a ringtone attain the level of Jedi? Unless they mean ringtones FOR Jedi, in which case why would a jedi need a mobile phone when he/she has the force?

Post: #210230
Topic: What do you look like?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210230/action/topic#210230
Time: 16-May-2006 8:57 PM

I don't think PSYCHO_DAYV would give up lead vocals easily. I wanted them myself but decided not to argue the point.

Post: #210228
Topic: Brazil
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210228/action/topic#210228
Time: 16-May-2006 8:56 PM

Same here.

Post: #210226
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/210226/action/topic#210226
Time: 16-May-2006 8:55 PM

I wonder what Gundark has to say about this. I wonder if he even wrote up said contract. Perhaps you imagined it. I wonder what he would think of you making claims that he wrote up a dubious contract for you.