Yoda Is Your Father

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Post: #214281
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214281/action/topic#214281
Time: 27-May-2006 10:36 PM

Wanna buy some plutonium?

Post: #214280
Topic: Myspace
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214280/action/topic#214280
Time: 27-May-2006 10:33 PM

Well that explains the grassy knoll...

Post: #214276
Topic: Blade Runner Finally Gets It's Due
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214276/action/topic#214276
Time: 27-May-2006 10:28 PM

Originally posted by: greencapt
I probably shouldn't be posting here these days at all as it seems that the influx of new blood doesn't have a sense of humor, a sense of perspective and in some cases just any sense.

but we still love ya. And agree with ya.

Post: #214020
Topic: Blade Runner Finally Gets It's Due
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214020/action/topic#214020
Time: 26-May-2006 10:21 PM

Originally posted by: ChainsawAsh

Originally posted by: greencapt
*sigh* Ridley Scott... George Lucas V2.0

What? He's preserving his films. Not only do we get the original theatrical incarnation, but every version in between, plus his preferred version, all restored. He is what Lucas should aspire to be. Don't compare the two.

Exactly. The Star Wars Trilogy should get this treatment, all in a nice shiny (and stylish) tin box, with a big fat book and shitloads of extras.

DVDs George Lucas should look at: Terminator 2, LOTR Trilogy, BTTF Trilogy.

Post: #214018
Topic: The Da Vinci Code Movie
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214018/action/topic#214018
Time: 26-May-2006 10:17 PM

Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Now, it's like a double-dog dare from the 80-year-old virgin (who wears a big hat).

LOL!!!

What you say about condemnation from the church being a selling point is spot on. Dumbasses. It also adds weight to the arguments put forth by the film (the church is manipulative and controlling and fond of censorship).

Post: #214016
Topic: STAR WARS - Enhanced HD & O-OT HD Packs... some suggestions...
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214016/action/topic#214016
Time: 26-May-2006 10:07 PM

Hey, Lucasfilm animators (3D modellers to be precise), are you reading this? OK, Cool, listen up - Yeah, well done, the level of detail on the CG Yoda is pretty amazing. But guess what? HE DOESN'T FUCKING LOOK LIKE YODA!! So I guess you failed.

<<<<Take a look at my Avatar. That's Yoda. That's what he looks like.

Post: #214008
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214008/action/topic#214008
Time: 26-May-2006 9:39 PM

3PO: His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.

Han: Good, I hate long waits.

*chuckles* Oh Han, you kill me.

P.S Double post - My bad.

Post: #214006
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214006/action/topic#214006
Time: 26-May-2006 9:37 PM

I guess I'll have to watch ROTJ again, and when I hear Jabba shouting 'Tibi Jedi', I'll think of you.

Post: #214005
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214005/action/topic#214005
Time: 26-May-2006 9:35 PM

^Now that's enigmatic. That is Textbook Enigmatic.

Post: #213933
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213933/action/topic#213933
Time: 26-May-2006 6:11 PM

Tibi Jedi?

Post: #213928
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213928/action/topic#213928
Time: 26-May-2006 6:07 PM

You mean the locks where you lock one door and they all lock? That's called central locking. I'm not sure if there's a different term for the remote locking doors (I've never had a car with space age technology of that nature). Power locks works for me though.

Post: #213919
Topic: STAR WARS CELEBRATION IV in Los Angeles - May 24-28 2007
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213919/action/topic#213919
Time: 26-May-2006 5:48 PM

Seeing as I'll be living in Los Angeles, I might just go to this.

Post: #213918
Topic: Are you gonna buy 'em?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213918/action/topic#213918
Time: 26-May-2006 5:45 PM

Originally posted by: Scruffy

Originally posted by: JacDan
Unfortunately I have to. My LD player died a couple of years ago and even though I have the LDs (both Japanese and Fox), I can't watch them. Trying to find .avi copies of the LDs on the net has been less than successful for me. Lucas has me by the balls :-(

No one in the preservation forum is willing to hook you up? Have you tried myslpeen.net?

My LD rips are currently in a box in England waiting to be shipped to California, but if I had them with me I would burn a set for you and post them out in a heartbeat. Head over to the preservation thread - you will find the discs you are looking for. Just ask.

To anyone at Lucasfilm reading this, yes I am condoning and advertising Laserdisc rips. Bite me.

Post: #213916
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213916/action/topic#213916
Time: 26-May-2006 5:40 PM

3PO: Oh, no! The Rancor!

Rancor: Roooaaarr

Jabba: Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

Rancor Keeper: Boo Hoo

Post: #213912
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213912/action/topic#213912
Time: 26-May-2006 5:36 PM

Note: Bib Fortuna speaks in Huttese so his lines here are just guesses, but seeinga s Huttese is surprisingly similar to English, I'm pretty sure the translation is correct:

Luke: I must speak with Jabba.

Bib: You can't speak to Jabba

Luke: You will take me to Jabba now!

Bib: I will take you to Jabba now

Luke: You serve your master well.

Bib: I serve my master well

Luke: And you will be rewarded.

Post: #213903
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213903/action/topic#213903
Time: 26-May-2006 5:28 PM

I must admit that power windows sounds much more exciting and dramatic.

Post: #213894
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213894/action/topic#213894
Time: 26-May-2006 4:53 PM

We call them electric windows.

Post: #213893
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213893/action/topic#213893
Time: 26-May-2006 4:52 PM

Leia/Boushh: Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite..........You have hibernation sickness.

Han: I can't see.

Leia/Boushh: Your eyesight will return in time.

Han: Where am I?

Leia/Boushh: Jabba's palace.

Han: Who are you?

Leia: Someone who loves you.

Han: Leia!

Leia: I gotta get you out of here.

Jabba: Ho Ho Ho

Han: What's that? I know that laugh........ Hey, Jabba. Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked. It's not my fault.

Jabba: Ho Ho Ho. It's too late for that, Solo. You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder.

Han: Look...

Jabba: Take him away!

The guards grab Han and start to lead him away.

Han: Jabba... I'll pay you triple! You're throwing away a fortune here. Don't be a fool!

Jabba: Bring her to me.

Leia: We have powerful friends. You're going to regret
this...

Jabba: I'm sure.

Leia: Ugh!

3PO: Oh, I can't bear to watch.

Post: #213888
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213888/action/topic#213888
Time: 26-May-2006 4:42 PM

If I knew what a power window was I could answer that.

Post: #213886
Topic: Graduation Day
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213886/action/topic#213886
Time: 26-May-2006 4:28 PM

Congratulations to everyone graduating. Welcome to the real world. It sucks.

Post: #213845
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213845/action/topic#213845
Time: 26-May-2006 2:05 PM

Congrats on post 2800 Gaff.

BTW, I'm an OOT Jedi Knight, so comebacks are easy - I don't have to learn shit, I just die and come back: It's all part of the standard Jedi deal.

Post: #213843
Topic: The Things We Hate And Love Thread .
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213843/action/topic#213843
Time: 26-May-2006 2:02 PM

I really, really, really detest Tim McGraw's cover of Ryan Adams' great song Stars go blue. It is fucking awful. I just heard it on the radio and it makes me want to cry how he has butchered such a beautiful tune and turned it into the epitomy of crap country music. What does Tim fucking McGraw know about country? You want Country listen to Johnny Cash and Ryan Adams, not this processed pop crap.

Anyway, rant over (for now)

Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Sometimes I really hate being anonymous with all youse guys on the board. Sometimes I hate how paranoid my edits have made me.
I've been meaning to tell you for some time: I am actually George Lucas and I have your IP address and I'm coming to get you.

Originally posted by: Shimraa
i REALLY HATE how i fell for my best friend. I REALLY HATE THAT.

It could turn out to be a good thing.

Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I HATE THAT I HAVE TO BE UP IN A FEW HOURS FOR WORK, AND I'M STILL NOT ASLEEP.

I hate that shit too.

Post: #213713
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213713/action/topic#213713
Time: 26-May-2006 1:45 AM

Ah, good. New acquisitions. You are a protocol droid, are you not?

3PO: I am See-Threepio, human-cy...

Jabba's nasty Dungeon droid: Yes or no will do.

3PO: Oh. Well, yes.

Jabba's nasty Dungeon droid: How many languages do you speak?

3PO: I am fluent in over six million forms of communication, and...

Jabba's nasty Dungeon droid: Splendid! We have been without an interpreter since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and disintegrated him.

3PO: Disintegrated?

Jabba's nasty Dungeon droid: This protocol droid might be useful. Fit him with a restraining bolt and take him back to His Excellency's main chamber.

3PO: Artoo, don't leave me! I LOVE YOU!!

Artoo: Beep (translation: I know)

Jabba's nasty Dungeon droid: You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect. I have need for you on the master's Sail Barge.

Post: #213710
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213710/action/topic#213710
Time: 26-May-2006 1:39 AM

By then I'll be a Jedi master and I'll deflect your dirt with the force.

Post: #213709
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/213709/action/topic#213709
Time: 26-May-2006 1:37 AM

3PO: What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.