Yoda Is Your Father

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Post: #214604
Topic: STAR WARS CELEBRATION IV in Los Angeles - May 24-28 2007
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214604/action/topic#214604
Time: 29-May-2006 2:10 PM

Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Wow. I've never been to California, let alone abroad. How lucky.

You've never been abroad? Not even to Canada? You're missing out man. I guess I am kinda lucky. Bear in mind though that for me, travelling to France or Italy for example was only 2 hours on a plane, and not very expensive.

Anyway, I'm probably gonna get flamed for not talking about Star Wars Celebration, so I'll shut up.

Post: #214599
Topic: Ghost Rider - Movie
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214599/action/topic#214599
Time: 29-May-2006 2:02 PM

I sure don't.

Post: #214597
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214597/action/topic#214597
Time: 29-May-2006 2:01 PM

Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Come on, guys. Let's take it a little easier on these transcriptions, or else this movie is going to be over before we know it!

I agree, but I just had to do the whole Yoda death scene, and I explained why. This movie is pretty lame from now until the Emperor and Luke scenes at the end, so I'm all for a 2 or 3 line limit.

Ben Kenobi: To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if
Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.

Post: #214582
Topic: MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214582/action/topic#214582
Time: 29-May-2006 12:37 PM

*See's Warbler puke and pukes - regurgitated raw deer flesh everywhere*

OK, I'm gonna stop now.

Post: #214580
Topic: Myspace
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214580/action/topic#214580
Time: 29-May-2006 12:35 PM

Originally posted by: Darth Richard
Here is mine

And YIYF your music is great. I added you awhile back

Thanks Richard.

Post: #214579
Topic: what happened to ric
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214579/action/topic#214579
Time: 29-May-2006 12:34 PM

Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
haha we could start that again. cuz the entire time that was going on last year shim and i would laugh about it over how blind you guys all were to not pick up on the subtle yet huge differences in our writing and personality.

You guy? I was defending Shim's individuality the whole time!

Post: #214475
Topic: STAR WARS CELEBRATION IV in Los Angeles - May 24-28 2007
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214475/action/topic#214475
Time: 28-May-2006 11:33 PM

Originally posted by: Harlock415
We should however have like a mass gathering where we have plain black t shirts that just say originaltrilogy.com on it at some of the panels. Good ideaOriginally posted by: Ell the Ewok
I cant even leave the country on my own

Why not? Where do you live? I went abroad alone a number of times before I was 16.

Post: #214473
Topic: We have to buy this set atleast to preserve it for the next generation of fans
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214473/action/topic#214473
Time: 28-May-2006 11:31 PM

Originally posted by: The Bizzle
The reasons not to buy this is that the product is sub-par. that's it. If I'm gonna settle for sub-par, I'll settle for free. And I already have. I guarantee the 4 disc set I've put together from fan preservations is going to bring "the kids" about 3 tons more enjoyment than this actual release will, AND I won't have to re-buy the 04 editions to get it. But paying money for this? No. I'm not about to be frightened into buying something that doesn't look good in the hopes I'll get to buy it again later when it DOES. that's ass-backwards.

Right on Bizzle. These are my thoughts exactly.

Post: #214471
Topic: Who Would Win?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214471/action/topic#214471
Time: 28-May-2006 11:27 PM

I say again:

^Tough one.

Obviously David Brent came first and I am a big (and biased) fan, but I must admit that Michael Scott, and the US show in general, hold their own.

But would Scott even exist without Brent? No, so Brent wins.

Post: #214468
Topic: Myspace
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214468/action/topic#214468
Time: 28-May-2006 11:23 PM

Originally posted by: sean wookie
And why I had to become my own grandfather.

Which is, of course, an impossible paradox.

Post: #214466
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214466/action/topic#214466
Time: 28-May-2006 11:22 PM

When we all have one we should meet up and cruise around.

EDIT: 2900 Posts for me.

Post: #214465
Topic: X-MEN 3 PSYCHO REVIEW
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214465/action/topic#214465
Time: 28-May-2006 11:21 PM

The Premieres are in Dallas? Surely they would be in Hollywood, in which case you would have to come to me...

Post: #214464
Topic: MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214464/action/topic#214464
Time: 28-May-2006 11:20 PM

And chew with your mouth open.

Post: #214463
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214463/action/topic#214463
Time: 28-May-2006 11:17 PM

This is a long one, but it's one of my favourite scenes in the whole trilogy - Frank Oz and Mark Hamill both deserve an oscar for this scene alone.

Yoda: Hmm. That face you make. Look I so old to young eyes?

Luke: No, of course not.

Yoda: I do, yes, I do! Sick have I become. Old and weak. When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you
will not. Hmm? Soon will I rest. Yes, forever sleep. Earned it, I have.

Luke: Master Yoda, you can't die.

Yoda: Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong! Twilight is upon me and soon night must fall. That is the way of things ... the way of the Force.

Luke: But I need your help. I've come back to complete the training.

Yoda: No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need.

Luke: Then I am a Jedi?

Yoda: Ohhh. Not yet. One thing remains: Vader. You must confront Vader. Then, only then, a Jedi will you be. And confront him you will.

Luke: Master Yoda... is Darth Vader my father?

Yoda: Mmm... rest I need. Yes... rest.

Luke: Yoda, I must know.

Yoda: Your father he is. Told you, did he?

Luke: Yes.

Yoda: Unexpected this is, and unfortunate...

Luke: Unfortunate that I know the truth?

Yoda: No. Unfortunate that you rushed to face him... that incomplete was your training. Not ready for the burden were you.

Luke: Well, I'm sorry.

Yoda: Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father's fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke... There is... another...Sky...Sky...walker.

Yoda disappears, a single tear trickles down YIYF's cheek.

Post: #214461
Topic: who wood win - suprman or anukin lol
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214461/action/topic#214461
Time: 28-May-2006 11:09 PM

^Tough one.

Post: #214428
Topic: who wood win - suprman or anukin lol
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214428/action/topic#214428
Time: 28-May-2006 6:38 PM

Homer Simpson Vs Fred Flintsone?

Post: #214422
Topic: OT.com Hockey Playoff Pool RULES IN FIRST POST
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214422/action/topic#214422
Time: 28-May-2006 6:19 PM

I missed it, but I'm gald to hear Edmonton won over Anaheim. So, when is the first game of the final?

Post: #214420
Topic: what happened to ric
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214420/action/topic#214420
Time: 28-May-2006 6:18 PM

Yeah but they were clearly the same person, whereas I'm pretty sure Ric and Shimraa are differnt people. Now, Shimra and HLF, I'm not so sure about... (only joking - let's not start that again!)

Post: #214418
Topic: Rankings
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214418/action/topic#214418
Time: 28-May-2006 6:14 PM

Originally posted by: TheSessler
People joke about it, but I am serious when I say I am getting a DeLorean. They aren't that expensive, all things considered.

Me too Sessler. I have wanted one ever since I was a kid, and I WILL get one. I'm saving as we speak.

Ideally I would want a rebuilt one from the Delorean factory (they take the shell of an original 80s car and rebuild it - so it's like getting a brand new delorean), but they're pretty pricey, so I'll probably just get a second hand one.

Post: #214417
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214417/action/topic#214417
Time: 28-May-2006 6:13 PM

Luke: I'll meet you back at the fleet.

Leia: Hurry. The Alliance should be assembled by now.

Luke: I will.

Han: Hey, Luke, thanks. Thanks for comin' after me. Now I owe you one.

Post: #214416
Topic: X-MEN 3 PSYCHO REVIEW
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214416/action/topic#214416
Time: 28-May-2006 6:09 PM

Originally posted by: Lord Phillock
I was trying to talk about how it would have been better to have blue-screened Juggernaut into the frame, making him bigger, to give him a more imposing and more indestructible feel to him. He just said "I wish they blue-screened me in and made me look bigger!"

I agree with you there - Vinnie Jones (who is a bloddy footballer, not an actor, BTW) looks small and weedy compared to how Juggernaut should look. He basically looks like a soccer player in a rubber body suit. Which is what he is.)

Post: #214415
Topic: Lucas owns a piece of the moon?
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214415/action/topic#214415
Time: 28-May-2006 6:07 PM

Lots of people think they own a piece of the moon. You yourself can buy a plot of lunar land on ebay if you want. The problem is, there is some confusion over who actually owns the whole moon and therefore has the right to sell it (or bits of it). One guy says he laid claim to it first, another says he did. Another area of debate is that even if the guy who claims to own it is granted official ownership by the US government, who's to say the US government has the right to say 'yes, that guy legally owns it'.

Bottom line: Nobody owns the moon.

But if somebody officially did, and it was agreed the world over that he did, I would definitely buy a plot from him - and when we start colonising, I (or my kids) will make a killing.

Post: #214286
Topic: Return of the Jedi Script Game
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214286/action/topic#214286
Time: 27-May-2006 10:49 PM

Leia: Grrr

Jabba: Urrrhh... (dying sounds)

Leia: Come on.

Artoo: Beep

3PO: Not my eyes! Artoo, help!

Post: #214285
Topic: X-MEN 3 PSYCHO REVIEW
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214285/action/topic#214285
Time: 27-May-2006 10:46 PM

Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I HAVE BEEN INVITED TO GO TO THE PREMIER OF SUPERMAN RETURNS, GHOST RIDER, AND CLERKS 2, SO I WILL HAVE REVIEWS OF THOSE FILMS AS WELL WHEN THE TIME COMES.

Can I come with you?

I went to an advance test screening of J&SBSB. I was the only one who laughed at the 'worst idea since Greedo shooting first' gag. It was one of those moments where everyone turns and looks, bemused at why you're laughing. Cretins.

Post: #214283
Topic: MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
Link: https://originaltrilogy.com/post/id/214283/action/topic#214283
Time: 27-May-2006 10:43 PM

Originally posted by: ricardo

Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father

Originally posted by: ricardo
what? barely heard you...

I said....I said....

*PSYCHO DAYV enters the room*

...I said...Hey Ric, wanna go do some manly stuff, y'know, hunt or fish or something?

yea.. YEA!! let's go kill some helpless animal! Then drink insanely amounts of beer! Dark Beer! and smoke cuban cigars!

Let's find a mother deer and kill her in front of her babies. I love watching those suckers cry - makes me feel like a real man.