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#214604
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STAR WARS CELEBRATION IV in Los Angeles - May 24-28 2007
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Wow. I've never been to California, let alone abroad. How lucky.
You've never been abroad? Not even to Canada? You're missing out man. I guess I am kinda lucky. Bear in mind though that for me, travelling to France or Italy for example was only 2 hours on a plane, and not very expensive.

Anyway, I'm probably gonna get flamed for not talking about Star Wars Celebration, so I'll shut up.
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#214597
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Return of the Jedi Script Game
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Come on, guys. Let's take it a little easier on these transcriptions, or else this movie is going to be over before we know it!
I agree, but I just had to do the whole Yoda death scene, and I explained why. This movie is pretty lame from now until the Emperor and Luke scenes at the end, so I'm all for a 2 or 3 line limit.

Ben Kenobi: To protect you both from the Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born. The Emperor knew, as I did, if
Anakin were to have any offspring, they would be a threat to him. That is the reason why your sister remains safely anonymous.
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#214579
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what happened to ric
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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
haha we could start that again. cuz the entire time that was going on last year shim and i would laugh about it over how blind you guys all were to not pick up on the subtle yet huge differences in our writing and personality.
You guy? I was defending Shim's individuality the whole time!

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#214475
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STAR WARS CELEBRATION IV in Los Angeles - May 24-28 2007
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Originally posted by: Harlock415
We should however have like a mass gathering where we have plain black t shirts that just say originaltrilogy.com on it at some of the panels. Good ideaOriginally posted by: Ell the Ewok
I cant even leave the country on my own
Why not? Where do you live? I went abroad alone a number of times before I was 16.
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#214473
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We have to buy this set atleast to preserve it for the next generation of fans
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Originally posted by: The Bizzle
The reasons not to buy this is that the product is sub-par. that's it. If I'm gonna settle for sub-par, I'll settle for free. And I already have. I guarantee the 4 disc set I've put together from fan preservations is going to bring "the kids" about 3 tons more enjoyment than this actual release will, AND I won't have to re-buy the 04 editions to get it. But paying money for this? No. I'm not about to be frightened into buying something that doesn't look good in the hopes I'll get to buy it again later when it DOES. that's ass-backwards.
Right on Bizzle. These are my thoughts exactly.

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#214463
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Return of the Jedi Script Game
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This is a long one, but it's one of my favourite scenes in the whole trilogy - Frank Oz and Mark Hamill both deserve an oscar for this scene alone.


Yoda: Hmm. That face you make. Look I so old to young eyes?

Luke: No, of course not.

Yoda: I do, yes, I do! Sick have I become. Old and weak. When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you
will not. Hmm? Soon will I rest. Yes, forever sleep. Earned it, I have.

Luke: Master Yoda, you can't die.

Yoda: Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong! Twilight is upon me and soon night must fall. That is the way of things ... the way of the Force.

Luke: But I need your help. I've come back to complete the training.

Yoda: No more training do you require. Already know you that which you need.

Luke: Then I am a Jedi?

Yoda: Ohhh. Not yet. One thing remains: Vader. You must confront Vader. Then, only then, a Jedi will you be. And confront him you will.

Luke: Master Yoda... is Darth Vader my father?

Yoda: Mmm... rest I need. Yes... rest.

Luke: Yoda, I must know.

Yoda: Your father he is. Told you, did he?

Luke: Yes.

Yoda: Unexpected this is, and unfortunate...

Luke: Unfortunate that I know the truth?

Yoda: No. Unfortunate that you rushed to face him... that incomplete was your training. Not ready for the burden were you.

Luke: Well, I'm sorry.

Yoda: Remember, a Jedi's strength flows from the Force. But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they. Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Luke...Luke...Do not...Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor, or suffer your father's fate, you will. Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be. Luke, the Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned, Luke... There is... another...Sky...Sky...walker.

Yoda disappears, a single tear trickles down YIYF's cheek.


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#214418
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Rankings
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Originally posted by: TheSessler
People joke about it, but I am serious when I say I am getting a DeLorean. They aren't that expensive, all things considered.
Me too Sessler. I have wanted one ever since I was a kid, and I WILL get one. I'm saving as we speak.

Ideally I would want a rebuilt one from the Delorean factory (they take the shell of an original 80s car and rebuild it - so it's like getting a brand new delorean), but they're pretty pricey, so I'll probably just get a second hand one.

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#214416
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X-MEN 3 PSYCHO REVIEW
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Originally posted by: Lord Phillock
I was trying to talk about how it would have been better to have blue-screened Juggernaut into the frame, making him bigger, to give him a more imposing and more indestructible feel to him. He just said "I wish they blue-screened me in and made me look bigger!"
I agree with you there - Vinnie Jones (who is a bloddy footballer, not an actor, BTW) looks small and weedy compared to how Juggernaut should look. He basically looks like a soccer player in a rubber body suit. Which is what he is.)

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#214415
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Lucas owns a piece of the moon?
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Lots of people think they own a piece of the moon. You yourself can buy a plot of lunar land on ebay if you want. The problem is, there is some confusion over who actually owns the whole moon and therefore has the right to sell it (or bits of it). One guy says he laid claim to it first, another says he did. Another area of debate is that even if the guy who claims to own it is granted official ownership by the US government, who's to say the US government has the right to say 'yes, that guy legally owns it'.

Bottom line: Nobody owns the moon.

But if somebody officially did, and it was agreed the world over that he did, I would definitely buy a plot from him - and when we start colonising, I (or my kids) will make a killing.
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#214285
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X-MEN 3 PSYCHO REVIEW
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I HAVE BEEN INVITED TO GO TO THE PREMIER OF SUPERMAN RETURNS, GHOST RIDER, AND CLERKS 2, SO I WILL HAVE REVIEWS OF THOSE FILMS AS WELL WHEN THE TIME COMES.
Can I come with you?

I went to an advance test screening of J&SBSB. I was the only one who laughed at the 'worst idea since Greedo shooting first' gag. It was one of those moments where everyone turns and looks, bemused at why you're laughing. Cretins.

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#214283
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MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE
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Originally posted by: ricardo
Originally posted by: Yoda Is Your Father
Originally posted by: ricardo
what? barely heard you...
I said....I said....

*PSYCHO DAYV enters the room*

...I said...Hey Ric, wanna go do some manly stuff, y'know, hunt or fish or something?


yea.. YEA!! let's go kill some helpless animal! Then drink insanely amounts of beer! Dark Beer! and smoke cuban cigars!
Let's find a mother deer and kill her in front of her babies. I love watching those suckers cry - makes me feel like a real man.