Vultural

When Worlds Collide - 1951 - 6/10

Rogue star is heading Earth’s way. Destruction imminent.
Yet, the star has an orbiting planet, perhaps humanity can hop there.
Governments of the world ignore the looming disaster.
Luckily, ka-zillionaire types subsidize rocket building … just like today!
Who gets to go? Who decides? And how will the teeming hordes react?
Old school SciFi (based on a 1930’s Pulp novel) has moments here and there.
Drama and melodrama retard the pace and thrust, however.

Great Expectations - 2013 - 7/10

Young boy Pip, barely more than an urchin, aids an escaped convict.
The man does not forget, even after the wiles of Miss Havisham torture the lad.
Pip has aspirations, expectations, far above his social level.
Heady condensation of Dickens’ novel, and stylized to boot.
Saturated in Gothic, most this unrolls like a walking nightmare.
Characters from the deep past resemble cadavers, while cobwebs are everywhere.
Although we read this in grade school, this is not a children’s story.
Adult Pip, reliving his youth, the stuff of nightmares.
English subtitles = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3359934

Cave Of The Living Dead - 1964 - 5/10
AKA - Der Fluch der Grünen Augen

After death number six, Interpol sends agent Dorin to a small village.
While all the slain women show neck punctures, the local doctor marks heart failure.
Villagers disdain strangers, yet live in fear of the grotto area, as well as the castle.
And – the titled professor who has taken it over.

Superstition be damned, Dorin soon finds a cross more effective than a pistol.
Not to mention the local gypsy fortune teller, more attuned than the doctor.

Routine storyline from Yugoslavia, with assorted character types, easy to differentiate.
The photography, sharp black and white, deep shadows, cutting and angles, is first rate.
Locations from cave corridors to castle interiors are sheer Gothic, and look authentic.
English subtitles = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3359933

Sinners - 2025 - 7/10

Brothers Smoke and Stack return from Chicago with loads of ill-gotten money.
They buy an old mill, intending to transform it into a juke joint.
Cousin Sammie, a budding bluesmith, is enlisted to help with musical entertainment.
Sammie’s playing is a siren call, however, for wild revelry, and for evil.
Setting, time and place are wonderfully done. 1930’s Mississippi, flatlands of cotton, scorching heat.
The joint is a success. Rowdy, seething, sweaty, until it attracts another element.
A hard turn enters. Bloodletting along with a shared hive sensibility.

Your Past Is Showing - 1957 - 6/10

He publishes a monthly tabloid, you see?
Nothing but dirt and the juicy stuff.
Unless the “profiles” pay £10,000 to quash the issue.
Oh, please, don’t call it blackmail. That’s so … squalid.
Terry Thomas, Peter Sellers, Peggy Mount, Shirley Eaton.
Broad comedy gathers momentum until it bores full throttle into screwball,
English subtitles = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3359854

Shelley, Mary ?? - The Ghost Of The Private Theatricals

Parents died when the children were young.
Next, the children were separated. Ida with a stern grandmother, Hermine with a cheery aunt.
Brother Otto enjoys free range between families, who seem estranged owing to old grievances.
Age 18, Ida is permitted to travel to visit sister Hermine, in a well placed castle.
For entertainment, a decision is made to enact a private theatrical.
Servants, friends, family, all engaged, whether active parts, or stagecraft or wardrobe.
Hectic and elaborate. Above all others, Hermine throws herself into the bustle.
Dense prose, at times extended, other instances gushy. Know your preferences, friend.
Recently discovered “forgotten story” published in 1843, written by M.S.
Mary Shelley? Some authorities say yes, others say not so fast.
Quality chapbook from Adam Newell’s bookshop in Penrith.

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Ward - 1973 - 6/10
AKA - Štićenik

Young man Mihael, on the run in a bleak countryside, seeks refuge in an asylum.
Steadily pursuing is a man in a black cape.
Mihael begs for, and is granted, shelter, where his paranoia and violence escalates.
The mysterious hunter could be a guardian, could be Death.
Yugoslavian film mixes supernatural hints in obscured mystery.
English subtitles = https://sub-scene.com/subscene/155246

The Keeper Of Lost Causes - 2013 - 7/10
AKA - Kvinden i buret (The woman in the cage)

Mørck doesn’t wait for backup, and he and crew are ambushed.
He survives and is demoted to the basement, sorting and marking cold cases as closed.
Department Q is a dead end, although Mørck is assigned a motivated assistant, Assad.
One case surfaces, a young politico who supposedly committed suicide on a ferry.
Very much a hard core procedural, as the men interview, dig, unearth and irritate.
Taut thriller, followed by two films and a copy-cat TV series.

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In the end, I focused on Lucy Butler, Jose Chung, and a few key episodes.

The “sharing” without credit likely goes back to cave days.
There are subtitling sites I belong to, and questionable souls grab subs, only to re-release them as their own.
No money involved. Only - what - perks, likes? How desperate for attention.
Should you decide to continue reworking film or TV, you might want to consider a watermark (small, in a corner) midway in the film, with your tag on it.
Personally, I feel that no one should be allowed to request for edits until they have at least ten posts. And not just “ditto” or “me too” or “crushing it” or similar. Members ought to enter topics, engage, so we get an idea whether they are bots, cops, beggars, or someone who might add sparkle to the room.

Apologies for going on a bit. I rarely enter discussions.
OT is another reflection of the world we live in, which is seldom the best of worlds.
As Prince would say, “in this life, you’re on your own.”

Kiss Me Monster - 1969 - 5/10
AKA - Küss mich, Monster

Relaxing after adventures, the Red Lips are interrupted by a dying messenger.
Something about Doctor Beltran, which, well, he’s dead, let’s dump his body.
Soon enough they are recruited, coerced, hired to locate Beltran’s missing invention.
Perhaps in Abilene, or out on a remote island.
There are five (at least) different factions after this, which adds confusion.
The plot is already scatter-brained.
Spoof of Euro-Spy movies is gauche and awkward, not so funny.

The Cat Creeps - 1946 - 5/10

The senator is up for reelection, but a scandal from 15 years previously has surfaced.
Which reporter should the daily rag send? Why, the lout engaged to the politician’s daughter.
No sooner do you cry, “Anchors away!” when six scheming shipmates climb a boat for a island.
Ashore, the tub is torched – and then the dying starts.
Cheapie B-film about murder and missing $200K.
Says something when Noah Berry headlines, and he was the only face I recognized.

Real Women Have Curves - 2002 - 7/10

Strained mother / daughter relationship.
Ana, recent high school graduate longs for college, despite financial limitations.
Her mother belittles her weight, trashes her dreams, urges her to marry and make babies.
Ana gets work at the garment factory – yet nothing ever pleases her mother.
Points throughout on body image, the burden of family, bullying.
Heady emotional roller coaster.
Self image, self worth.

Woman On The Run - 1950 - 7/10

“Your husband just witnessed a murder., only now he’s taken a powder.”
“Just like him, always running away.”
“I want you to answer a few questions about your husband.”
“I haven’t the faintest idea.”
The soured marriage, on the rocks after a handful of years.
The husband saw killing, the murderer now stalks him, while the wife refuses to help.
Nonetheless, the police stick to her like glue, while a reporter, looking for an exclusive, helps her.
Terrific Noir, once considered lost, set all over San Francisco.
Dialogue is razors and barbed wire, and the mystery packed with twists.

Those Glory, Glory Days - 1983 - 6/10

Julia and her girlfriends are fanatical Hotspur supporters.
Follow the team on radio, attend the matches, even the away games.
And 1961 was a glory year for Tottenham.
Acquiring tickets for the FA Cup became an absolute must!
Warm, slice of life circa of England, on the cusp of the Invasion and Swinging London.
One of the lengths: Julie wrote the team her crippled granddad was about to die and wanted tickets.
“Omigod!” my bride gasped, “I was trying to get Beatles tickets and wrote that my dad had died.”
“Did you score free seats?” I asked.
‘No, there were probably thousands of girls who used the same lie.”

Predator: Killer Of Killers - 2025 - 5/10

Our quarry include a Viking warrior queen, a samurai / ninja duo, hotshot WWII teenager.
The Japanese section is fairly wordless and hews close to chambara.
Contrast this with our heroic teen, who suffers diarrhea of the mouth.
Truly, he is an annoying jabber jaw.
Action and style is straight up anime, energetic but nothing new. Perhaps a bit retro.
Throughout there are homages / fan-service / plagiarism of dozens of films.
A decent way to waste an hour, although one wishes producers possessed a wider imagination.

The Sisters Of Gion - 1936 - 6/10
AKA - Gion no Shimai // 祇園の姉妹

Two sisters still work as geishas, but the era has ended and patrons are dying off.
Or going bankrupt, which has happened to one sister’s benefactor.
His wife and daughter move away, and he opts to live off his unemployed geisha.
Sister Omocha, far more mercenary, shoves the old man out.
Then schemes and hustles to obtain a luxurious kimono, and wealthy sugar daddies.
“The way men treat us, it’s best we take as much from them as we can.”
I actually rooted for the cynical Omocha more than the soft-hearted Umekichi.

Suspense - 1913 - 6/10

“I am leaving without notice. No servant will stay in this lonesome place.”
After she departs, the homeless vagrant approaches the house.
Inside, a young mother and infant.
Pioneering film has sharp editing, excellent camera angles.
Also, early use of tri-screen.
Good mix of tension with hectic car sequences.

Collins, Max - Quarry’s Ex

Quarry is Collins’ gravy train, professional hitman, although by now, quasi retired.
He makes a living offering services to targets, dropping the killers and snuffing whoever hired.
Noir pulp all the way, in the vein of Mickey Spillane.
Quarry runs into his two-timing ex, Joni, now married to a director of exploitation flicks.
Joni is curvy and is still sexy. So is Tiffany, lead actress, ex-Playmate Of The Year.
So is Ginger, one of the young production team gofers. Waitresses, maids? All attractive.
Women are dolls, men vary from bikers to mobsters.
This provides a bit of a backstory, younger days, his progression into the world of contracts.
Collins writes old-fashioned, two-fisted stories for men.
If you enjoy those kind of novels, you should like this one.

Stoker, Bram - “Gibbet Hill”

City dweller, escaping the London bustle, escapes to Surrey for a day trip.
Climbing the hill, he spies a young married couple, fellow tourists, and a trio of children.
The children later engage in a odd ritual involving a flute, dance, and a snake.
Whereupon our narrator becomes spellbound.
Recently discovered “forgotten story” is cropping up from various presses.
Mine hailed from a small Penrith bookshop, from where I have found other gems.

Daylight - 1996 - 5/10

Explosion in the Hudson Tunnel traps a disparate bunch of innocents, malcontents, complainers and pompous.
Enter ex-rescue guy (Stallone), whom no one listens to.
With so many trapped characters, one can safely predict a lot of meals.
Disagree with our hero? Go off on your own? Bicker?
Yes, prepare the body bags accordingly.
Formulaic action / disaster flick, best for insomniacs or Stallone fanatics.
Sly, by the way, looks old in this, or simply haggard.

Accidental Stars - 2023 - 5/10

Nerissa struggles with a private acting lesson.
Then her mentor inquires if this existence, her existence, is real.
Thrown off script, she is flummoxed, then fearful of a wrong answer.
Surreal Horror short, ripe with imagery, bitter best for imposters.
English subtitles = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3359588

Under The Skin - 2013 - 6/10

Extraterrestrial arrives on Earth, cloaks itself as human female.
Uses sex as a way of delving into and comprehending humanity.
Mating, however, does not go so well for the males.
Difficult to tell what the alien is about.
Reconnaissance? Crash survivor? Turista?
The “woman” moves almost at random from one encounter to the next.
Scarlett Johansson, fearless and remarkable in vague, confounding film.

A Widow’s Game - 2025 - 6/10
AKA - La Viuda Negra

The grieving widow, finding solace through clubbing.
And playing pop the weasel with several comforters.
Actually, Maje had been catting around before the marriage … ooh … and during.
Husband stabbed, now she receives a widow’s allowance.
Well, he was old. 36. Maje was 26. Hot. And liked doing that thing.
Police investigation. Somewhat predictable, a shade too long.
Based on true events, however.
English subtitles = https://sub-scene.com/subtitle/3359589

Machete - 2010 - 6/10

After a betrayal from a corrupt supervisor, after his wife is murdered.
Ex-Mexican police officer Machete now works itinerant labor in Texas.
Where, again, he is conned into an operation, little more than a setup.
After so many mainstream films, I had written Rodriguez off as riding the Hollywood gravy train.
Most of those releases were hits, production slick as can be.
Machete feels like a return to roots, and casting Danny Trejo is inspired.
Quote to live by, “Machete don’t text.” So say we all.