C3PX said:
Since I have not been able to stand any of it I have sat through, I am pretty sure I don't like it.
Hmm, what would you say the primary factor behind the fact that you don't like "anime" would be? What does "anime" even mean to you?
I define anime as a form of animation that comes out of Japanese culture that is compatible with adult enjoyment or at least appreciation (anything else I just call a Japanese cartoon). Also, I prefer anime where the animation tends to be better than Western work. Otherwise, there's a ton of crap out there and the sheer range of different approaches to animation coming out of Japan are huge. I can't lump it all into one big thing.
Akira has interesting artwork put into it, but otherwise I find the film somewhat boring. Evangelion is the same deal for me. They're both slow, hard to care about, and obnoxiously secretive/condescending with their simplistic concepts.
I'd suggest trying different animes before dismissing all animation that comes from Japan. Perhaps you should check out some of the great Miyazaki films (Princess Mononoke would be my top suggestion, then Nausicaa, and Spirited Away to start) which are phenomenal to me (I'd also suggest another Studio Gibli film called Grave of the Fireflies). After that, the most amazing anime series that I know of are Macross, Macross Plus, and Cowboy Bebop. Record of Lodoss War is another fantastic series to watch if you're into traditional fantasy as I am (start with the old OVA before switching to the tv series). (I also love two other fantasy series: one called Berserk and the other called Escaflowne, but I wouldn't suggest for a newbie.) Oh, and a fantastic movie I shouldn't forget mentioning would be Wings of Honeamise. Otherwise, to round off my suggestions, you might like a classic anime movie called Vampire Hunter D (which was great in its time and still impresses me today).
There are other genres in anime that aren't on the top of my list but can be great. For instance, if you like more lighthearted and fun/adventurous material, I'd suggest something like Tenchi Muyo!, Chobits, Blue Seed, Samuri Champloo, Ah! My Goddess, and Sailor Moon. Otherwise there's a lot of good horror stuff and straightforward science fiction if you're into that. Otherwise, just look for what interests you personally and test it out. (Unless what you dislike about anime is something too fundamental for a different genre to fix.)
Oh, and generally, don't watch anything with an audio track where English is dubbed over the Japanese. In general, American voice actors suck ass and shit. One of the key aspects of Japanese animation is all the money that country pours into hiring amazing voice actors. You don't want to miss their work. You should almost always switch to subtitles (particularly with Evangelion or Akira).