TV's Frink

I like curling.

ABC said:

I CAN watch myself in a mirror, do you Frink ? (This guy is in love with rules).

The rules exist for a reason.

C3PX said:

Things like this are so ridiculous. Who cares if Tiger Woods cheated on his wife. Sucks for his wife, but it is really between he and his family, and not really our business. The media sucks, they need to shut up, and people suck for having such boring lives they rely on the drama of others in order to keep their blood pumping. The man didn't owe an apology to any of us. His wife and family are the only ones he should be apologizing too.

I sort of agree, especially that Tiger doesn't need to apologize - unless he wants future endorsements, which is his right.

Keep in mind that Tiger Woods decided to become famous, and thus he gives up a right to full privacy.  It may suck but it's the way things are.  And he tried so hard for so long to control the public's view of his life, it's not surprising the media went apeshit when they finally had a story, and that people are interested in it.

It really really sucks for his wife, but when you marry one of the most famous people in the world, you also have to expect to give up privacy.  I feel sorry for the rest of the family (kids, mother-in-law, etc.) as they had no say in the matter.

This live blog is beating the snot out of my live blog.  DON'T YOU PEOPLE LOVE CURLING TOO?

And I'm going to steal Bingo's thunder...

Bingowings said:

The moose biting story is from the subtitles of one of the various opening sequences to Monty Python's The Holy Grail.

*facepalm* Where did my memory go?

Darth Solo said:

What did i do??? Besides the bikini moose woman, and the bitch u dont want2 imagine in a bikini.

Every post you make must be on-topic, or you get PUNISHMENT.  One of your posts had nothing to do with MOOSE (hint - it's the one I quoted when I gave you PROBATION. 

Bingowings said:

I don't think it's in the spirit of the thread to refer to ladies of the opposite gender as she dogs (besides there are many people of both sexes who have a yen for the Rubenesque).

Bulging pelvic parts may also be seen as a bit of an incongruence.

I agree with all of that.  Let's please try to keep the thread SFW.

Darth Solo said:

She dogs? Thats a keeper. Say what u like and then face the, no, i cant spell it, coniquenses, there Bingo.

See, Darth, that's another moose-less post.  Every post you make has to be on-topic.  You have 24 hours to convince me that post had something to do with MOOSE, or you get into the HALL OF SHAME again.

Bingowings said:

I'm not trying to be snarky Darth Solo but is English your first language?

It might help us understand your predicament if we could understand the limitations of your means of articulation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5035TY5RSpg&feature=related

Oops!  PROBATION!!! (Rule #18)

Ripplin said:

P.S. I say definitely invite FE peeps as well! The more the merrier! The league is so deep that even with a lot of teams, we'll all still have tons of great talent on our teams.

We'll see - I think 10-12 is the optimal league size, especially with some people who've never played before.  Any more people, and you really have to know your stuff.  We've still got plenty of time, so I'll probably put the invite out on FE at some point.

Welcome Warb and Dav!

C3PX said:

Okay, this silliness is getting out of hand. Let's at least give threads a chance to get going before mercilessly derailing them. There are plenty of silly threads around, surely we can afford to have a few serious ones, right?

Well, turnabout is fair play...

http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/2010-Vancouver-Winter-Olympics-Curling-LiveBlog/topic/11248/

Darth Solo said:

Careful...that's approaching NSFW...

C3PX said:

I almost got killed by a moose once. You see, I was rafting, and unwittingly drifted between a cow and her newborn calf... she dashed through the water a mere few feet from me, snorting and huffing in my direction. Had I been just a few feet closer to her, I likely would have found myself being trampled to death, and the world and this forum would have been deprived of the greatness that is 3PX... and my fine artwork, of which the piece I displayed on the previous page was part of, would be worth a small fortune.

Now that's a story that would have gotten you PARDONED anyway.

FanFiltration said:

If you don't get this one, you need to be slimed!

I don't know.

Darth Solo said:

I dont get it. Care to explain bro?

Mann, now im doing the tread masters work for the dude.

See, i am being groomed.

Crap, ive just earned a pobation aint i?

TV show You Can't Do That on Television. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can%27t_Do_That_on_Television

And...PROBATION!!!

Leonardo said:

Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?

See the loveli lakes

The wonderful telephone system

And mani interesting furry animals

Including the majestic moose

A moose once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

This is very familiar but I can't quite place it.

EyeShotFirst said:

Darth Solo said:

I avoided posting that picture, because Frink's wife might get mad at him for looking at big women again. Moosenuckle FTW.

lol.  Somehow that seems less NSFW even though it's the same style as the bikini woman.  I guess it's because I don't want to look at it.

From What are you giving up for Lent?

C3PX said:

bkev said:

 I'd love to say the internet, but I need it for other things.

You know if you "right-click" those pictures it will give you the option to save them to your computer. You might need a pretty good stockpile to last you a whole week though, but it is possible. So you don't really need the internet for those "other things".

C3PX said:

bkev said:

 I'd love to say the internet, but I need it for other things.

You know if you "right-click" those pictures it will give you the option to save them to your computer. You might need a pretty good stockpile to last you a whole week though, but it is possible. So you don't really need the internet for those "other things".

Awesome.  Hello, post of the day...

bkev said:

This thread is now about... A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!

This thread has been very educational.  WHAT THE HELL IS A ROOM WITH A MOOSE?

nvm, I googled it instead of being lazy.  Never seen Invader Zim, in fact, barely heard of it.

At any rate, that topic is slightly too specific, so thread topic is simplified to...

MOOSE!!!

Oops - I knew I would make mistakes, but didn't think they would come so soon ;-)  Thanks Rip...

First post updated with correct information.

Sweet.  The league grows ever largah.

I'm feeling benevolent.

FULL PARDON FOR EVERYONE (except you know who).

And as popular and entertaining as TEETH have been...

THE THREAD IS NOW OPEN!!!

We've got over a month before the start of the season, but I set the league up to give everyone plenty of time to get acclimated.

http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/hanshotfirst

You'll need to sign in to your yahoo account (or create one if you don't already have one).  You'll also need a password - PM me for it.

I vote for Poochie.

bkev said:

Careful, Frink, I've heard bad wordplay is a punishable offense around these parts.

A) I make the rules here
B) I love puns
C) Puns are a good way to get a PARDON
D) All of the above

Oops...no one told you about jkev?

Baronlando said:

Is it just Lucas on one side, with everyone else grumbling about it, or is it like Mr. Burns and a room full of Smithers'?

I can guarantee it ain't a room full of Frinks, as cool as that would be.

This thread has really turned into a mouthful.

bkev said:

Man, I hate that Professor Frink.

Well, I'm no fan of your brother, jkev.

xhonzi said:

Yoda Is Your Father said:

But Hot Rod was 'the one', and proved it by opening the Matrix, which is something Ultra Magnus failed to do. You might say Hot Rod had 'the touch'

Wait... I thought I had the touch.

Wait...I thought Peter Gabriel had the touch.

bkev said:

That's what I thought.  Thanks for changing the image, and...what a weird plot!  I think I need to see this, if I can stand it.

bkev said:

If this is NSFW I apologize, but hey - it's teeth. I'll link instead if needed.

Well...

The rulez sayz:

18) Links to an on-topic subject do not count as an on-topic post - the content must be within the thread.

And while I can guess what that is, why don't you tell me for sure what it is I'm looking at so I can decide if you get PROBATION or not.

I've heard of people pulling trucks with their teeth, but that would be a close second in awesomeness.