Superweapon VII

The memes.

Glower Power

Jocko Homo

Make Anti-Art, Not War

Meshugge

Sub-Creation

Tommy Wiseau’s a Bottom

What, Me Subtle?

You Gonna Get Fisted

You’ll Be Saying “Sham” Everytime

You Rang?

Why You Little-!

Wilde Thing

Will You Marry Me?

Witless Nostalgia

Worship Music for the Jilted Generation

Yawa Meton-i?

YHWH

You Are My Side Effect

You Could Make Me Free as I Get Lost in the Rhythm of Your Mystery

You Couldn’t Make “Blazing Saddles” Today

Mocata said:

Apparently every species has the same blood, not just the human ones.

Ponda Baba’s blood looked more brown than red to me.

Hal 9000 said:

Did all the humans in Star Wars have a common ancestor on a planet or did at least some of them develop independently?

I used to go with the former, but now I prefer the latter. I’d rather the SW Universe operate on fantastical laws than futilely try to shoehorn realistic physics into it.

Violating the Aneristic Principle

Viridescent

Wallopin’ Web-Snappers!

Want

Watching Porn with Daddy

We’re Having a Psionic Blast

What a Long, Strange Trip It’s Been

When Reality Fails to Live Up to Nostalgia

When the Feds Raided the Turtle Club Orgy

Where’s Your Chosen One Now?

I freed willy once. The pigs beat me in response, then I was fined $10,000.

C816

The Transformed Man

Triple Entendre

The Trinity’s Unbiblical (Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That)

Turning Water Into Grape Juice

Tutti Frutti

Ungeheuren Ungeziefer

Updates are Underway. Please Keep Your Computer On

Utopia or Tritanopia?

Vicinity of Obscenity

The Black Muscle Babe Bearing Jeremy Bentham’s Fly Agaric’d Head Brought a Pocket Universe with Her Sister from Another Mister Nearby

Superman Un-Dies

Teal

Tee Hee! That Tickles!

Telepyrosis

That’s Some Bad Hat, Lenny

There Are -9,067 Days Remaining

Thinking with the Wrong Pyramid Head Yet Again

This Abandonware Might be Harmful to Your Computer

Thoughtography

act on instinct said:

Mocata said:

act on instinct said:

Channel72 said:

It’s just so hard to take Star Wars seriously if Rise of Skywalker is actually a thing that happened. Where do you even go after “secret fleet of 10,000 Star Destroyer Death Stars” and “Palpatine magically returns and electrocutes the sky”?? I can’t take it seriously after that because we are now firmly in the Spaceballs Universe and only Mel Brooks should be allowed to direct from now on.

I have a suggestion but I am holding it for ransom from The Walt Disney Company.

The classic “it was all a dream” cold open?

Too stale. Kick up a notch by making it a dream within a dream*.

*Within another dream if you’re feeling especially creative, but proceed with caution.

Channel72 said:

On an unrelated note, I was recently watching a DS9 episode where they’re in the Mirror Universe aboard Terok Nor, the Cardassian name for DS9. In the Mirror Universe the station is still a Cardassian station, because the Federation doesn’t exist. But there’s this one point where Evil Kira talks to the computer, and the computer voice still sounds like Lwaxana Troi, instead of like, some Cardassian voice. That irritated me so much I actually wrote this post about it.

Well, Majel Barrett did play three live-action roles in the franchise, not mention the various characters she voiced in TAS, so this isn’t the biggest implausibility the Mirror Universe has to offer.

Sell My Piss on the Dark Web (White Widows Biddin’)

Sequential Anti-Art

Sic Semper Tyrannis

The Sleeper Must Awaken

The Sojourners

Something I Can Never Have

Soul Makossa

Strange Æon

Stuff and Nonsense

Stupid Sexy Flanders

JadedSkywalker said:

Stop hoping Berman Star Trek comes back 20 years after Star Trek died.

Why would I hope that? There’re reasons why I’ve never bothered with VOY or ENT. If I were to hope for anything, it’d be the return of Meyer/Bennett Trek.

Channel72 said:

Superweapon VII said:

I generally accept DS9 as canon, though not many of the elements I dislike about TNG that carried over, such as the depiction of Klingons. I’m not sure if I accept Jadzia’s death and Ezri Dax’s existence as canon.

The TNG depiction of Klingons is just a slight variation on the depiction of Klingons in The Motion Picture, The Search for Spock, and The Undiscovered Country. (Except they no longer have pink blood in the 24th century I guess, and the honor culture thing gets cranked up to 11.)

I’d say the TNG Klingons are flanderized versions of the TOS film Klingons. Also TUC had the most well-rounded depiction of the Klingons.

C815

Raphael’s an Assman

Red Delicious

Red Rain

Redrum

Respect the Wind

Rouge

Sable on Blond

Sacré Bleu!

Secret Journey

C814

Planned Obsolescence

The Postmodern Adam Yearning for His Eve

Postmodernism Is Modernism in Decay

The Prophet

Pseudosymmetry

Purple Gnosis

Put It in “H”!

Pyramidiocracy

Rain

Nertman said:

Just finished watching The Return and can confirm it does not delve into the supernatural. The Ithacan noblemen are depicted as scheming and taking advantage of the locals in order to somewhat justify the “grand finale” mentioned by @Channel72.
I think they were trying for a more grounded interpretation. The thing that took me out of it was the fight choreography which is like something you would see in a stage play. Not very realistic at all.

Lame.

Oh, My God! What’s Wrong with Your Face‽

Oh, the Transhumanity!

Oppenheimer

Other Memory

Our Faces Warped/Formed by Glaring Lights

Party All the Time

Pathetic

Perpetual Motion Sex Machine

Phonographic Memory

Pictophilia

Miccoatli

Moooonn

Mother Earth Lets Us Gorge Upon Her Breast

My Girlfriend’s Non-Existent

My Pain Is Self-Chosen

Necrophone

Neon Orange Skull

Nipponophobia

No Masters, No Slaves

¡No Pasarán!

Lynch is one of my favourite filmmakers. He’s had an undeniable influence on my own art. My own mother suffered and died due to emphysema, so this hits twice as hard. I pray for the day when humanity finally overcomes the scourge of nicotine.

RIP, you magnificent bastard.

Mike O said:

And now I’m back to getting fucked over at work. Knew it was too good to last. I’ve tired to find another job so many times over the years, always in vain to be stuck here. Maybe this is just my lot in life, perhaps after all the years making this my only marketable skill, maybe I deserve this.

You don’t. Never believe otherwise.

Then I see whats happening in California, and it reminds me to put things in perspective, and then I feel like an asshole for saying all of this.

This speaks volumes to me. You’re a beautiful human being who loves your fellow Man. I know too many people who fixate on themselves but never consider the plights of others.

Spuffure said:

Off topic is now on its deathbed…

The post frequency is akin to a day on Venus.

To everything there is a season.

The Long Play

Lurch? More like Lech, Amirite

Lying Eyes

Madame de la Rougierre

The Magic Catbus

Maiesiophilia

Make Anal Great Again

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: The Snyder Cut

Maybe I Won’t be Afraid to Love Somebody New

Metaverse

It Is a Sweet Savour

It’s Not a Tumour!

It’s Okay to “Look”

Jehovah-1’s Witness

Keep Me Caged and Free the Beast

Keep Watching the Skis

Lauren Lee Smith’s Skinny AF IRL

Let’s Dance

Life-Like Silicone Doll

Life’s a Beach and Then You Die