Glower Power
Jocko Homo
Make Anti-Art, Not War
Meshugge
Sub-Creation
Tommy Wiseau’s a Bottom
What, Me Subtle?
You Gonna Get Fisted
You’ll Be Saying “Sham” Everytime
You Rang?
Why You Little-!
Wilde Thing
Will You Marry Me?
Witless Nostalgia
Worship Music for the Jilted Generation
Yawa Meton-i?
YHWH
You Are My Side Effect
You Could Make Me Free as I Get Lost in the Rhythm of Your Mystery
You Couldn’t Make “Blazing Saddles” Today
Apparently every species has the same blood, not just the human ones.
Ponda Baba’s blood looked more brown than red to me.
Did all the humans in Star Wars have a common ancestor on a planet or did at least some of them develop independently?
I used to go with the former, but now I prefer the latter. I’d rather the SW Universe operate on fantastical laws than futilely try to shoehorn realistic physics into it.
Violating the Aneristic Principle
Viridescent
Wallopin’ Web-Snappers!
Want
Watching Porn with Daddy
We’re Having a Psionic Blast
What a Long, Strange Trip It’s Been
When Reality Fails to Live Up to Nostalgia
When the Feds Raided the Turtle Club Orgy
Where’s Your Chosen One Now?
I freed willy once. The pigs beat me in response, then I was fined $10,000.
C816
The Transformed Man
Triple Entendre
The Trinity’s Unbiblical (Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That)
Turning Water Into Grape Juice
Tutti Frutti
Ungeheuren Ungeziefer
Updates are Underway. Please Keep Your Computer On
Utopia or Tritanopia?
Vicinity of Obscenity
The Black Muscle Babe Bearing Jeremy Bentham’s Fly Agaric’d Head Brought a Pocket Universe with Her Sister from Another Mister Nearby
Superman Un-Dies
Teal
Tee Hee! That Tickles!
Telepyrosis
That’s Some Bad Hat, Lenny
There Are -9,067 Days Remaining
Thinking with the Wrong Pyramid Head Yet Again
This Abandonware Might be Harmful to Your Computer
Thoughtography
It’s just so hard to take Star Wars seriously if Rise of Skywalker is actually a thing that happened. Where do you even go after “secret fleet of 10,000 Star Destroyer Death Stars” and “Palpatine magically returns and electrocutes the sky”?? I can’t take it seriously after that because we are now firmly in the Spaceballs Universe and only Mel Brooks should be allowed to direct from now on.
I have a suggestion but I am holding it for ransom from The Walt Disney Company.
The classic “it was all a dream” cold open?
Too stale. Kick up a notch by making it a dream within a dream*.
*Within another dream if you’re feeling especially creative, but proceed with caution.
On an unrelated note, I was recently watching a DS9 episode where they’re in the Mirror Universe aboard Terok Nor, the Cardassian name for DS9. In the Mirror Universe the station is still a Cardassian station, because the Federation doesn’t exist. But there’s this one point where Evil Kira talks to the computer, and the computer voice still sounds like Lwaxana Troi, instead of like, some Cardassian voice. That irritated me so much I actually wrote this post about it.
Well, Majel Barrett did play three live-action roles in the franchise, not mention the various characters she voiced in TAS, so this isn’t the biggest implausibility the Mirror Universe has to offer.
Sell My Piss on the Dark Web (White Widows Biddin’)
Sequential Anti-Art
Sic Semper Tyrannis
The Sleeper Must Awaken
The Sojourners
Something I Can Never Have
Soul Makossa
Strange Æon
Stuff and Nonsense
Stupid Sexy Flanders
Stop hoping Berman Star Trek comes back 20 years after Star Trek died.
Why would I hope that? There’re reasons why I’ve never bothered with VOY or ENT. If I were to hope for anything, it’d be the return of Meyer/Bennett Trek.
I generally accept DS9 as canon, though not many of the elements I dislike about TNG that carried over, such as the depiction of Klingons. I’m not sure if I accept Jadzia’s death and Ezri Dax’s existence as canon.
The TNG depiction of Klingons is just a slight variation on the depiction of Klingons in The Motion Picture, The Search for Spock, and The Undiscovered Country. (Except they no longer have pink blood in the 24th century I guess, and the honor culture thing gets cranked up to 11.)
I’d say the TNG Klingons are flanderized versions of the TOS film Klingons. Also TUC had the most well-rounded depiction of the Klingons.
C815
Raphael’s an Assman
Red Delicious
Red Rain
Redrum
Respect the Wind
Rouge
Sable on Blond
Sacré Bleu!
Secret Journey
C814
Planned Obsolescence
The Postmodern Adam Yearning for His Eve
Postmodernism Is Modernism in Decay
The Prophet
Pseudosymmetry
Purple Gnosis
Put It in “H”!
Pyramidiocracy
Rain
Just finished watching The Return and can confirm it does not delve into the supernatural. The Ithacan noblemen are depicted as scheming and taking advantage of the locals in order to somewhat justify the “grand finale” mentioned by @Channel72.
I think they were trying for a more grounded interpretation. The thing that took me out of it was the fight choreography which is like something you would see in a stage play. Not very realistic at all.
Lame.
Oh, My God! What’s Wrong with Your Face‽
Oh, the Transhumanity!
Oppenheimer
Other Memory
Our Faces Warped/Formed by Glaring Lights
Party All the Time
Pathetic
Perpetual Motion Sex Machine
Phonographic Memory
Pictophilia
Miccoatli
Moooonn
Mother Earth Lets Us Gorge Upon Her Breast
My Girlfriend’s Non-Existent
My Pain Is Self-Chosen
Necrophone
Neon Orange Skull
Nipponophobia
No Masters, No Slaves
¡No Pasarán!
Lynch is one of my favourite filmmakers. He’s had an undeniable influence on my own art. My own mother suffered and died due to emphysema, so this hits twice as hard. I pray for the day when humanity finally overcomes the scourge of nicotine.
RIP, you magnificent bastard.
And now I’m back to getting fucked over at work. Knew it was too good to last. I’ve tired to find another job so many times over the years, always in vain to be stuck here. Maybe this is just my lot in life, perhaps after all the years making this my only marketable skill, maybe I deserve this.
You don’t. Never believe otherwise.
Then I see whats happening in California, and it reminds me to put things in perspective, and then I feel like an asshole for saying all of this.
This speaks volumes to me. You’re a beautiful human being who loves your fellow Man. I know too many people who fixate on themselves but never consider the plights of others.
Off topic is now on its deathbed…
The post frequency is akin to a day on Venus.
To everything there is a season.
The Long Play
Lurch? More like Lech, Amirite
Lying Eyes
Madame de la Rougierre
The Magic Catbus
Maiesiophilia
Make Anal Great Again
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: The Snyder Cut
Maybe I Won’t be Afraid to Love Somebody New
Metaverse
It Is a Sweet Savour
It’s Not a Tumour!
It’s Okay to “Look”
Jehovah-1’s Witness
Keep Me Caged and Free the Beast
Keep Watching the Skis
Lauren Lee Smith’s Skinny AF IRL
Let’s Dance
Life-Like Silicone Doll
Life’s a Beach and Then You Die
Save that pity bullshit for the dumb fucks who attack other fans and their legitimate arguments by calling them “haters” and gaslighting them.
I’m not a fan of that clique. So-called SJWs and anti-SJWs are two sides of the same toxic coin to me (though the latter are much worse, if only because they’re far more vocal).
How You Turn My World, You Precious Thing
The Hunger Games
I Can Still See!
I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Jelly
I Killed the Brainchild, I’ll Fast Alone
Imago Dei
I’m Calling Out Your Name but You Never Hear Me
I Need a Miracle and Not Someone’s Charity
Inspired ≠ Inerrant
I Sing the Body Electric
